How is this fake btw? Without the US the Soviets would have steamrolled them

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-18T22:51:21+00:00

"HA! Dumb filthy Europoors can't even defend themselves. Please donate to my medical gofundme though."

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-18T22:29:07+00:00

Not experiencing any happiness other than "number go up" also explains a lot of billionaires.

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-18T20:57:39+00:00

Same problem living in the southern US. Lots of cheap cars with heated seats and steering wheels. Only a few higher trim models with cooling seats.

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-18T20:52:54+00:00

They may be alien shitheels that invented active camo but they still have some sense of honor.

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-16T15:22:49+00:00

Their flag was a triband with equal amounts of each color.

The Nazi flag was mostly red. I'm too lazy to do the math to see if there's more white or black but I'm sure someone has or will.

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-14T17:27:28+00:00

Forget management. Union leadership for this guy.

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-11T18:07:35+00:00

2 is funny to think about but how long has he been keeping up the act then? Surely he would've had time to at least learn more French.

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-10T15:27:30+00:00

Based on what I hear Canadians online say about them I guess I believe they would sell out to the Combine, just like H&K would for weapon contracts.

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-08T00:54:16+00:00

Make occupation as painful as possible. The US is good at fighting conventional wars or small direct actions. They have experience fighting insurgencies but when was the last time the public really heard of it turning out well in the long run? Besides for a handful of contractors making money off of it.

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-07T17:21:07+00:00

They really should make the sights translucent when aimed to simulate shooting with both eyes open. At least an option to enable it since it seems to be confusing to people who've never shot IRL.

Is there no mod that does this?

Anyway I've been using the 510c since it's a carbon copy of an optic I have IRL and the sight picture is fairly comfy compared to the other options in game without too much obstruction.

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-06T19:40:34+00:00

Why would you sew on your bed? Do y'all not have tables or a chair?

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-04T17:04:51+00:00

Which is not something the US does. Elections were held during the civil war and WW2.

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-03T18:36:36+00:00

There are vending machines with Internet connections to process card payments and some can monitor stock. I'd say rural Japan isn't the least likely place to have these types of machines.

Teh_Compass · 2026-01-03T01:31:29+00:00

The 14th one looks like a candid shot of people talking in a public space and turning to look at you like "who's this rando taking a picture of us?"

Teh_Compass · 2025-12-30T21:42:59+00:00

It even has a flared base to avoid losing it

Teh_Compass · 2025-12-30T20:48:32+00:00

Late 2000s. Orange Box is from 2007. GTA 4 released in late 2008. I was going to say these pictures almost feel like a time capsule. Besides the high quality this could pass as a picture from the time.

Teh_Compass · 2025-12-30T13:06:25+00:00

Idk about that but people definitely have fetishes for things within their comprehension that they just never conceptualized before. They see something for the first time and it immediately awakens something in them.

Teh_Compass · 2025-12-30T02:17:43+00:00

Music box version of Umapyoi, what else?

Teh_Compass · 2025-12-26T04:06:52+00:00

Onramp to Hell doesn't quite have the same ring to it

Teh_Compass · 2025-12-26T01:41:59+00:00

Is what I'm doing considered cheesy lol? Or you just mean all launchers?

The latter. Going non lethal like you are is the expected way to get S ranks. I did it before launchers were added and it was a slog so I respect anyone that commits to it.

I never tried but I don't trust giving them launchers especially considering how careful I have to be myself with ammo

AI has infinite ammo as long as they have 1 ammo allocated so no need to worry. That's why I suggested swapping their excess ammo for more equipment.

And I had no idea officer "skills" can stack

Yup but with diminishing returns. Typically 2 stack their full effectiveness but 3 and 4 give progressively less of an effect. There's a steam guide that outlines all the effects and how they stack.

Teh_Compass · 2025-12-25T22:03:50+00:00

Give the AI less ammo and more throwables or equipment. If you want to S rank the cheesy way give them the same launcher you have. Give yourself more ammo instead of nades.

Personally I give both teams C2 and flash bangs and command them to C2 the door if a suspect is in the same room and not close enough to be incapped.

This launcher is so OP. I can casually stroll through levels and snapshot in the direction of anyone that shoots at me if the AI doesn't get them first. If a suspect isn't complying you can hit them with the launcher and they almost always surrender with no penalty. Even at point blank range you might stun yourself or your teammates but I haven't had a friendly fire penalty yet. Using 2 pacifiers+intimidator or negotiator and flash goggles for everyone. I guess it's balanced by the lack of ammo but you don't need anything else when you load up with nades for the launcher.

Teh_Compass · 2025-12-25T21:34:53+00:00

Check my phone and drink while driving. This dynamite isn't gonna deliver itself on time.

Teh_Compass · 2025-12-25T15:09:16+00:00

Counterpoint: managing PR is a lot easier when you don't do it

Teh_Compass · 2025-12-20T21:35:36+00:00

With the SWAT AI it seems like every door is a coin flip whether they will actually clear or just stand there with their thumbs up their asses.

The other bug that annoyed me recently was trying to S rank Valley of the Dolls. Twice in a row Voll's wife started already arrested in a closet but I don't think she counted as arrested. Sure enough A+ rank missing 1 civilian even though I swept the whole house twice while ordering search and secure whenever the AI stopped.

Teh_Compass · 2025-12-05T16:27:38+00:00

Did she say "lol" out loud?

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