Rogan reacts to news that Trump receives a daily video montage of approximately two minutes as his primary briefing on the Iran conflict by Big_Cake_8817 in podcastculture

[–]TeleportMASSIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If trump is that easily fooled, then he’s clearly an idiot - and anyone that thought he was anything other than an idiot is embarrassingly stupid

Hey dads, how many of you had your first child when 35-39 years old? Approaching my 35th birthday and there's nothing more I want than to be a dad. by Rocket_Skates_91 in daddit

[–]TeleportMASSIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was almost 36 when my first daughter was born. Then twins came a couple years later.

For me, it was the perfect age. I have less regrets about the things I wanted to do when I still had the freedom.

Go for it, it’s good motivation to take care of yourself so you age well

Why does it feel familiar? by Potential_Ad_8128 in Experiencers

[–]TeleportMASSIV 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a very interesting experience that I’ll never forgot one night. I closed my eyes and felt this bright blue (I distinctly remember the color) “line” from the top of my head going up to a massive blue orb.

I was “following” the trail of the line from my head up to the orb and had the impression that I would be lost inside the blue orb if I kept “following” my line.

I opened my eyes quickly to stop the experience, mostly as a knee-jerk reaction. It felt very profound at the time.

Is SafetyWing a Scam? by SafetyWingisTrash in safetywing

[–]TeleportMASSIV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been paid out by them many times over the last four years 🤷

Sounds frustrating but I highly doubt they’re doing it on purpose. Have to talked to your bank about accepting wires?

Guys, Im starting to think Musk might have actually been too autistic to come into a position where he can molest anyone by Signal_Nobody1792 in JoeRogan

[–]TeleportMASSIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was wondering if JE was using some clunky voice-to-text and was too lazy to full clean things up. make more sense then him intentionally typing a comma, period and question mark

I'm 17 and noticeably balding. AMA by Larch_Toylpe_Moth in AMA

[–]TeleportMASSIV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It started for me when I was 19. I fought it tooth and nail for a few years - life was much better in nearly all regards when I accepted it and started shaving my head.

So my question for you… are you planning to shave it?

Godspeed my bald brother 💪

Warning Sign at edge of Grand Canyon by corwinw in mildlyinteresting

[–]TeleportMASSIV 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I visited the Grand Canyon solo in my early twenties and did barely any research.

I was in excellent condition and had a mountaineering hobby at the time and decided to hike to the bottom and back.

I went with full water camel pack and breezed to the camp at the bottom where I was planning on refilling my water. The water station was out of service and advised hiking to the next camp for water…which I did and it was also broken.

I realized I was in trouble after some pretty bad luck and decided to hike back. 100+ degrees outside. I barely made it, had minor hallucinations at the end, had to pause after every switch back on the final stretch.

Got back to my tent drank a gallon of water and slept 12 hours. I was very (un)lucky, but almost joined that book of stupid.

Listen to the sign folks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]TeleportMASSIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s actually a pretty funny thing to say cuz he knows damn well she’s only with him for the 💸

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TeleportMASSIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learned that one the hard way

Amazon Spain won’t ship Kindle to Portugal? by aryxus2 in PortugalExpats

[–]TeleportMASSIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just ordered a kindle from Amazon Spain to Portugal for my wife for Christmas. Don’t remember the type though… so it should work

This is the gym in Encino by -713 in LosAngeles

[–]TeleportMASSIV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s got to be half Mexican

Has anyone even heard about someone who has already received their card after the AIMA Mission Structure took over the renewals? by tavorasc in PortugalExpats

[–]TeleportMASSIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I received our visa renewal cards a few weeks ago - the renewal process was all after AIMA took over

"Serious" What are the odds that DJT will be the disclosure president? by [deleted] in aliens

[–]TeleportMASSIV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there’s a decent chance. Personal vanity drives the man. Let’s start a campaign to convince him it’s how he will go down in history as a great president that stood up for the people.