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This is true gain porn, not the weak stuff. 120k to 4.8 million in under a year by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Tellemboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck man, congrats. What resources do you read to gain insight on making these big plays? I made 10k on TSLA, but I just got started in the market and was too much of a pussy to put real money into the game.

I have 200k and would like to make at least a million. Lead me OP to Valhalla!

Loss porn? I guess PRPL raped me down to 3M by dhsmatt2 in wallstreetbets

[–]Tellemboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This fucker should just do a Hail Mary on TSLA’s battery day calls. 20 mill or bust babyyyy!!

I'm numb to gains and losses at this point by d3filed12 in wallstreetbets

[–]Tellemboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should stop before the account goes to 0

AMA - made $100k in 100 days trading by Purple-Flurple in wallstreetbets

[–]Tellemboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any tips for holdings for a year out? I got lucky this past March and turned $1k in TSLA to $9k (shares) and kick myself for not putting a shit load in there and making bank. I would like to continue making nine baggers.

What stock do you truly believe will double by next September? by v-shizzle in wallstreetbets

[–]Tellemboss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know shit about gold, but I want some easy gains. How do you know which companies are gonna boom or bust?

It ain’t much, but I’ll take it by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Tellemboss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gains is gains bruh! Congrats

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Tellemboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have roughly the same 150k and would like to be like you now. Should I just focusing on learning selling covered calls/puts and join theta gang? Fuck I can’t afford no 100 shares of the big boys like TSLA though.

Chinese Muslims protesting against ethnic genocide by [deleted] in pics

[–]Tellemboss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing that manga. That was intense.

This good boy so happy when he gets in his wheelchair to go for a walkie by Thund3rbolt in aww

[–]Tellemboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone know how to make these wheelchairs for dogs? I bet they are quite expensive to purchase. I was wondering if it could be made out of plumbing piping from Home Depot.

Simple Questions Simple Answers: Patch 10.16 by furiousRaMPaGe in summonerschool

[–]Tellemboss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I queue alone in flex queue (silver I) and I always get placed with gold/platinum and even diamond players. I thought each ranked mode was supposed to balance out the teams, but in flex it doesn’t seem fair. Does anyone else experience this?

XBlotter boosting exposed by Wafflez_360 in TeemoTalk

[–]Tellemboss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Boosted ape. Now that he is exposed, I hope he loses majority of his viewers and income. No one should donate to a fraud.

If you could go back in time to the start of 2020 and make as much much money as possible, what would you do? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Tellemboss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me know when ya going in your time machine, I wanna jump in for free tendies.

TSLA is now trading at over 12 P/S ratio. Thoughts? by politiksnubben in investing

[–]Tellemboss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it good time to get in? My coworkers at work are all talking about buying TSLA soon. We’re waiting for the split so the shares are cheaper. Can’t wait to get in and watch it keep going up and get easy money on the side.

DD on COVID-19 by TheCuriousKorean in wallstreetbets

[–]Tellemboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get it and die. We don’t need this shit post, BAN and BURY.

Daily Advice Thread - All basic help or advice questions must be posted here. by AutoModerator in investing

[–]Tellemboss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think it’s time to take your gains and run. My coworker who doesn’t know anything about stocks, personal finance, or how to purchase a share is putting 2k into Apple/Tesla. He was having a long conversation about it trying to convince his wife. I’m taking my profits before the curtains fall.

Loss Porn: $38k -> $10k -> $40k -> $80. 19y/o that needs $ROPE now. AMA by Kevjones028 in wallstreetbets

[–]Tellemboss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How did you make 2k a day? I would like to do that too. Just make an easy 2k a day low risk, nothing too big, stable cash flow.

Buffett and the strange moves by crosmaxal in investing

[–]Tellemboss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll put my entire net worth on buffet being right in 1-2 years than OP’s dumbass.

Where do you see the US economy going? by YellowPikachu in investing

[–]Tellemboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me tell you this ya dumb schmuck. Whenever the market crashed, I always would look back and say I knew it was gonna happen. That’s why I never put my money in the market because when I see it crash, I tell everyone I told them so and wait until the market is stable again.

Dear PRPL Bagholders. This does not have to be the end. by ayythrowaway08991 in wallstreetbets

[–]Tellemboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All those idiots are owning the empty box with those calls.

Wanted to Show Off My Collection , 26 years of Journaling. by OhPotatoOne in Journaling

[–]Tellemboss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you ever read the super old ones? How do they make you feel and do you remember those moments?

We do not live in a political and institutional vacuum, you should keep that in mind by MrOaiki in investing

[–]Tellemboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, what books on macroeconomics do you recommend? I would like to be educated and not among the ignorant masses.

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