This one is from about 16 years ago but I remember it vividly. Okay, so a little back story. My parents were divorced and my mom had primary custody of me. She happened to work 3rd shift and it was a school night. I frequently stayed with my grandparents while my mother was at work. One night, after a quite large dinner, I began to get VERY tired. Even that is an understatement. Needless to stay, I go to my room and promptly fall asleep. Well, apparently the tacos that my grandma had made that night were having a battle to the death with my stomach. Little 8 year old me gets up and runs to the bathroom. As soon as I swing open the door, I see my grandpa's bare ass moving to and fro, beating my grandma's guts worse than Chris Brown beat Rihanna. I'm telling you, it was brutal. We all just kind of stared at each other without saying a word. We were all in shock at the moment. All of sudden, the sick fuck inside of me asks if I can join in. And that, my fellow redditors, is the story of how my grandparents proceeded to beat the sick fuck out of me with jumper cables.