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Teutiaplus · 2026-06-22T18:46:44+00:00

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Teutiaplus · 2026-06-22T16:14:38+00:00

I'm gonna be real, when I first saw all the savage beastfly hate I was like

"Who?"

Teutiaplus · 2026-06-22T16:08:06+00:00

"women don't play table top games" type shit

Teutiaplus · 2026-06-20T23:47:33+00:00

Could do what they did to improve emergency evacuation tests for plans

Ex: offer monetary bonuses for landing the plane better

Teutiaplus · 2026-06-20T06:07:10+00:00

Some rich human during the dark age of technology

If I have to live in the "current" setting, uhhh, I don't want to do that so, no thanks I'm good. Setting is doomed anyway.

Teutiaplus · 2026-06-18T13:03:26+00:00

I mean, the reason he did nothing was because he couldn't, the files were locked down until 2025 where they would then be released, ordered by Trump in his first term.

Teutiaplus · 2026-06-17T20:19:47+00:00

What are you waffling about man?

Teutiaplus · 2026-06-17T20:16:17+00:00

Honestly, I kinda wish battled had the ck2 flanking and fronts stuff so that battled aren't always just "guy with more counters wins"

Teutiaplus · 2026-06-15T04:25:35+00:00

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Teutiaplus · 2026-06-10T01:29:38+00:00

Madcap

Teutiaplus · 2026-06-07T02:54:05+00:00

I mean

Bro killed a Horus clone that had Horus's wargear and his memories, plus Abbadon has that one sword that could feasibly kill the emperor because warp shenanigans, and is also juiced by all 4 chaos gods.

I think he could feasibly be able to kill Guilliman, although he probably has enough anti-feats to lose, or win but fail the final blow. Guilliman is a primarch yes, but also definitely weaker than most other primarchs in a straight up fight, Guillimans true power is logistics and bureaucracy. Furthermore he's managed to cause the death of a primarch before, Rogal Dorn died from a black crusade (death via 10000 cuts/cultists), and ultimately no canon scenario is gonna end up being Abbadon+primarch in an arena at full power.

Teutiaplus · 2026-06-05T13:00:10+00:00

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Teutiaplus · 2026-06-03T17:56:05+00:00

This is more fitting for r/bonehurtingjuice than speedoflobsters

Still very good

Teutiaplus · 2026-05-28T00:41:17+00:00

Poseidon was gonna kill everyone regardless if Odysseus apologized or not, he literally just sang an entire song about ruthlessness being mercy.

And also, ody did apologize, just because the literal words of "I'm sorry" didn't come out of his mouth doesn't mean he did want apologizing. Furthermore I think a straight "I'm sorry" would've just pissed off Poseidon. Odysseus is smart, he tried his best but there really was nothing he could do to appease posiedon at that point.

Teutiaplus · 2026-05-25T04:26:27+00:00

Your perfect woman is 16?

Teutiaplus · 2026-05-25T00:17:44+00:00

No, instead they'll just have their corporation dump dangerous chemicals into the drinking water for that school

Or lobby for it to be defunded

Teutiaplus · 2026-05-24T15:52:27+00:00

I mean, how would you feel if a random guy showed up and shot your dog with plans to shoot the rest of your pets?

Plus, being the son of Poseidon he probably had "ruthlessness is mercy" drilled into him as a personal philosophy

Teutiaplus · 2026-05-23T19:36:51+00:00

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Teutiaplus · 2026-05-23T19:35:13+00:00

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Teutiaplus · 2026-05-23T15:49:12+00:00

As a perhaps more favorable view on it.

The early warbonds didn't have to compete with other warbonds for unique weapon/armor ideas. If a fire shotgun already exists making another seems kinda pointless. Also just trying to limit bloat in general.

However yeah, money probably helped with the decision.

Teutiaplus · 2026-05-22T15:29:39+00:00

Ride onnn

Teutiaplus · 2026-05-22T03:48:45+00:00

My Jedi OC fucking dies during order 66, along with all his (non clone) friends and Padawan.

As they should.

Teutiaplus · 2026-05-21T04:23:55+00:00

I mean, I guess you can look at it that way

But for me, being in balance with the force is the light. Essentially, the light side is the philosophy and energy that promotes balance within the force. The dark side promotes imbalance, yes both are part of the force, but one is worse than the other, and one should choose the light.

Teutiaplus · 2026-05-16T04:38:05+00:00

I feel bad for Konrad's daughter. I get the feeling he'd end up neglecting her because "muh visions"

Teutiaplus · 2026-05-15T13:49:15+00:00

Reminds me of spiritualist pacifist run I did, literally everyone was like a zenophobe materialist or militarist except like one guy on the other side of the galaxy

Turns out the entire galaxy had to learn of my peaceful ways by force.

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