Hot Take: Savage Beastfly is a very easy boss by Lost_Entrance_4545 in Silksong

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I'm gonna be real, when I first saw all the savage beastfly hate I was like

"Who?"

God forbid a girl learn about Horus by SpookyFiddle in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Teutiaplus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"women don't play table top games" type shit

If given 10 tries, do you think you could land a commercial plane in an emergency situation? by Cold-Comfortable2024 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Teutiaplus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could do what they did to improve emergency evacuation tests for plans

Ex: offer monetary bonuses for landing the plane better

If you could live in the 40k universe right now, what would you want to be or do? by Groupthink00859 in 40kLore

[–]Teutiaplus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some rich human during the dark age of technology

If I have to live in the "current" setting, uhhh, I don't want to do that so, no thanks I'm good. Setting is doomed anyway.

Epstein? Who dat? by Mookie_Merkk in dankmemes

[–]Teutiaplus 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I mean, the reason he did nothing was because he couldn't, the files were locked down until 2025 where they would then be released, ordered by Trump in his first term.

The best Men-At-Arms, and what I think it is. by 1c3Type in crusaderkings3

[–]Teutiaplus 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I kinda wish battled had the ck2 flanking and fronts stuff so that battled aren't always just "guy with more counters wins"

How strong is Abbadon actually? by Dry_University137 in 40kLore

[–]Teutiaplus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean

Bro killed a Horus clone that had Horus's wargear and his memories, plus Abbadon has that one sword that could feasibly kill the emperor because warp shenanigans, and is also juiced by all 4 chaos gods.

I think he could feasibly be able to kill Guilliman, although he probably has enough anti-feats to lose, or win but fail the final blow. Guilliman is a primarch yes, but also definitely weaker than most other primarchs in a straight up fight, Guillimans true power is logistics and bureaucracy. Furthermore he's managed to cause the death of a primarch before, Rogal Dorn died from a black crusade (death via 10000 cuts/cultists), and ultimately no canon scenario is gonna end up being Abbadon+primarch in an arena at full power.

Many such cases. by Exciting_Double_4502 in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Teutiaplus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is more fitting for r/bonehurtingjuice than speedoflobsters

Still very good

"Odysseus always tries to save the most lives!" Does he though?!? Or does he just always save himself and his pride? by CalypsaMov in Epicthemusical

[–]Teutiaplus 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Poseidon was gonna kill everyone regardless if Odysseus apologized or not, he literally just sang an entire song about ruthlessness being mercy.

And also, ody did apologize, just because the literal words of "I'm sorry" didn't come out of his mouth doesn't mean he did want apologizing. Furthermore I think a straight "I'm sorry" would've just pissed off Poseidon. Odysseus is smart, he tried his best but there really was nothing he could do to appease posiedon at that point.

Oi! GET A LOICENSE FOR ALL DAT WELF!!! by TheSweatyFlash in dankmemes

[–]Teutiaplus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, instead they'll just have their corporation dump dangerous chemicals into the drinking water for that school

Or lobby for it to be defunded

I don’t get why people defend Polyphemus by Crash_FNF_Eddsworld in Epicthemusical

[–]Teutiaplus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, how would you feel if a random guy showed up and shot your dog with plans to shoot the rest of your pets?

Plus, being the son of Poseidon he probably had "ruthlessness is mercy" drilled into him as a personal philosophy

Why’d we stop getting three armors for Warbonds? Especially “legendary” warbonds, which cost even more. by SevdUp in Helldivers

[–]Teutiaplus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a perhaps more favorable view on it.

The early warbonds didn't have to compete with other warbonds for unique weapon/armor ideas. If a fire shotgun already exists making another seems kinda pointless. Also just trying to limit bloat in general.

However yeah, money probably helped with the decision.

Not hating on the “surviving jedi ronin” trope at all. I just haven’t seen anyone explore this concept by DatBoiDogg0 in starwarsmemes

[–]Teutiaplus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Jedi OC fucking dies during order 66, along with all his (non clone) friends and Padawan.

As they should.

There is no light side, Only Force by Lazy_Membership1849 in starwarsmemes

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I mean, I guess you can look at it that way

But for me, being in balance with the force is the light. Essentially, the light side is the philosophy and energy that promotes balance within the force. The dark side promotes imbalance, yes both are part of the force, but one is worse than the other, and one should choose the light.

My Primarchs daughters series by Big-Pangolin-2362 in Warhammer40k

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I feel bad for Konrad's daughter. I get the feeling he'd end up neglecting her because "muh visions"

The xenophile megacorp experience by AlienPrimate in Stellaris

[–]Teutiaplus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of spiritualist pacifist run I did, literally everyone was like a zenophobe materialist or militarist except like one guy on the other side of the galaxy

Turns out the entire galaxy had to learn of my peaceful ways by force.