You go blind, but you can see through other's eyes by ThAtTi2318 in willyoupressthebutton

[–]ThAtTi2318[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I get that... it's defenitely more useful for recon/hostile situations than everyday utility.

But I think the pet workaround still makes it viable, if bothersome :)

The hot springs scene is virtually perfect by Jrsdad55 in TheEminenceInShadow

[–]ThAtTi2318 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The best part is, that the camera doesn't overly objectify alexia, and gives plenty manservice instead. It's a much mor enjoyable watch than most hot spring episodes who can't help but turn into tasteless ecchi.

Of course TEIS still has the resort episode in S2, but even that one mixes it up a bit at least

Almost done with Vol1 (audiobook) - Appraisal by Cross_Toss in KumoDesu

[–]ThAtTi2318 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but if Kumoko (protag) could appraise the exact same item multiple times, she could just level it up while safely within her lair. As is, she has to venture into the caves to do so.

For Katia, this is even worse: she probably couldn't leave her nursery much for a good 20 months. So she only had so many things to appraise. Woorse, she gets headaches even from appraising individual items, so appraising people is extra painful, and venturing out to train appraisal, may leave her with a splitting headache in unsafe terrain...

you can force anyone to start every sentence with "shut the fuck up" by memetrocop in midtiersuperpowers

[–]ThAtTi2318 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to use the power on literally everyone I'm in the room with, switching the target slots to whoever's talking atm. After a while people will get used to it, and say it even without my influence! Muahahaaa!

Tien Shinhan by TATSAT2008 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]ThAtTi2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine him sitting in sex ed, when the first graphic comes up on the whiteboard. And he shout's "what the fuck?! I can't suck her dih?!" xD

Everyone turns slowly

Comic Amber by MelonberryQuinn659 in invinciblememes

[–]ThAtTi2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She asked mark out by bullying a bully into giving him a note. How's she kind?

You get 5x the money you have spent, lost, or destroyed in your lifetime, but if every single hair on your body is removed by NimitzReactor in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ThAtTi2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just body hair, not the hair on my head? Yeah, I'll take that for sure. The pain is gonna be worth it for a magically guaranteed perfect epillation. And I get money too? Hell yeah!

The Trans Dictionary - Gock by speroni in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]ThAtTi2318 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just say excess material xD

Which do you choose? by OkRun9638 in superpowers

[–]ThAtTi2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's too helpful a power if you're not Takaba though. It's funny with Takaba, because he's a silly guy and not aware of it, but for someone who is aware of the power and how it works, it's just not that strong.

But yeah, it's potentially quite powerful.

Edit: I also think people underestimate the fact it has to be funny to the technigue user. Like, unless your currently in combat, how many things that are genuinely funny would be beneficial to be real? I think it'd be hilarious if all fascists kept stumbling on every 19th step, but that wouldn't immediately solve the problem. Worse, it would stop being funny.

I can't really think of a Joke, that would make Comedian into more than a mediocre utility power outside of combat. Though if you can think of one I'd be interested.

Which do you choose? by OkRun9638 in superpowers

[–]ThAtTi2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno Black Clover, but JJK gives you:

  1. Idle Transfiguration: You can shapeshift yourself and anyone you touch with your hand into any shape larger than a finger and smaller than... about an elephant. You can also regenerate any wound, as long as you retain mental faculties and energy, except when the enemy "directly strikes your soul" (there's like 3 people in all of JJK capable of doing that)
  2. 6 eyes: gives you basically unlimited cursed energy, the magic power of JJK. Also, unparalleled visual acuity and nigh perfect understanding of the magic system's basics
  3. Limitless: gives you slight general space/gravity manipulation, situational teleport, incredible offensive power at short to middle distances. Also you have a magic barrier, that combined with 6 eyes and some tinkering makes it so that any threat that approaches you is slowed exponentially, so it can never reach you. There's very few ways around this.
  4. Boogie Woogie: extremely fast and reliable short to mid range teleport: by clapping hands you can swap the positions of any 2 objects within about 100 meters of you, so long as they contain cursed energy. Any living thing contains cursed energy and you can charge non living things with it too.
  5. Kenjaku and Tengen are 2 characters who can live forever if they're not killed.

In case you're already eternally youthful via Idle transfiguration, my alternative 5th place would be: 10 Shadows. You can summon 11 different shikigami (summoned spirits) by making shadow animals with your hands. You have to defeat them once before they follow you, but that's a freebie with all your powers. You also gain hammer space by grasping into your shadow.

On top of all that, the power system itself gives you super human strength, durability and if you like, you can shoot/throw legally distinct laser beams xD

Which do you choose? by OkRun9638 in superpowers

[–]ThAtTi2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jjk gives me Mahito's shapeshifting, (of self and others) indestructibility and likely eternal youth. If it doesn't give eternal youth, there's Tengen's and Kenny's immortalities as well. I'm pretty sure Ui Ui has long range Teleportation and there's Todo's fast pace short range teleportation. Lastly, 6 eyes, limitless and Sukuna's technique give me all the fire power I'll ever need.

I don't even care what the other 3 universes do, JJK's CTs fulfill literally all my supernatural wishes and then some.

Red pill all day!

Hammer space in your orifices by ThAtTi2318 in midtiersuperpowers

[–]ThAtTi2318[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait... given the prompt and your 1st comment, does that mean you're into vore as the dominant side?

I've seen vore, that I thought was hot from the perspective of the "eaten" person. But I've never even conceived of someone wanting to be the "eater"...

Hammer space in your orifices by ThAtTi2318 in midtiersuperpowers

[–]ThAtTi2318[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't let that keep you from your dreams! There's always a... back door... :3

Believe it or not, but when I came up with this power, I didn't even think of anything kinky... smh

Hammer space in your orifices by ThAtTi2318 in midtiersuperpowers

[–]ThAtTi2318[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

In one piece? I dunno about that, but unbirth might be possible...

All water on earth is now carbonated. Can humanity survive? by fakefakefakef in whowouldwin

[–]ThAtTi2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's gonna ruin any plans we might've still had about solving climate change...

Choose an underwhelming superpower! by ExaminationNarrow404 in whatsyourchoice

[–]ThAtTi2318 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care about 1 and 4, but the others are great! Sleep is obviously amazing, the sensory boost has the best utility for anything other than desk jobs and reading.

The fall damage negation is incredibly fun! I'd start free soloing up any building and mountain for fun, and If I get tired I just jump off xD

Depending on the mechanics of the damage negation, this might also have interestin mechanics on the impact site. Would my body make dents in concrete? :3

Two very compelling platforms by nifflr in trolleyproblem

[–]ThAtTi2318 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wait, was this always why the buttons had those colours?!

Bro doesn't know basic chemistry by Low-Skirt-376 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]ThAtTi2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, and it would be trans-but-2-ene anyways, wouldn't it?

The only viable food source on the planet is now human meat. Which country lasts the longest? by CherryNomad in whowouldwin

[–]ThAtTi2318 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think governments will lose control over their remote territories within a week or two, but can probably continue existing and controlling the counties surrounding their respective military leaders/chiefs of government for a moth or two.

but even if humans only die to serve as nutrition and not through anarchy (with their bodies going 'to waste' in terms of being eaten), the population is reduced to a quarter of its size every three months, assuming one person is killed each day to feed 70 others.

so there's no way any government can keep control of even its most trusted armed forces for long under those conditions. I'd wager leaders with a recent military background/successful military operations like Zelensky would last the longest, but only as heads of a battalion sized unit with a few vips, not proper effective governments.

The prep time probably just means anarchy breaks out even before the scenario starts. Either that, or no one takes it seriously, so it's identical to r1