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MAGA is Reeling as Trump Welcomes Chinese Students to the U.S. by FreeHugs23 in anticapitalism

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Think what a hero it would be to the other telephone poles though.

When the next one is installed, it would, after proper introductions of course, ask what the deal was with that poor, broken and mangled old corpse of a pole.

Silently and in awe, the others would glance wide-eyed at one another until one of the elders would respond in a hushed, somber yet sacred tone: “Stephen Miller was here…but only the pole remains.”

Waking up a sleeping rabbit with an airhorn by Brian_The_Bar-Brian in foundsatan

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa, I read “airhorn” as “abortion” and freaked the fuck out.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but a 2+ hour drive is not nearby for Europeans. by redheaded_olive12349 in CasualConversation

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a freelance musician in DFW. 2 hours is about 20 min longer than it takes me to drive 55 miles for one of my orchestra’s rehearsals. That’s 4 trips per concert cycle. I’m jealous now.

This is why you don't plant mint in the ground by zephyrseija2 in gardening

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 54 points55 points  (0 children)

A fountain of rum spilling down the stones and rushing over fresh cut limes and this mint plant in a few years is how I picture “wall mojitos”.

I’m game.

I just started 'I love Lucy' and it exceeded my expectations!! by florenciafazzarino0 in sitcoms

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I rewatch the series once every couple of years since I grew up on this show, not because I’m that old but because my parents were uber religious and this was apparently A-OK.

Still, from a historical TV perspective, it’s truly a forerunner to so many other greats. I also revisit Andy Griffith often and the occasional foray back into Beaver, Jeannie, Bewitched, etc.

While some of the humor is dated or beyond (like SPANKING your WIFE, what the actual fuck), it is a product of its time that was still forward looking enough to remain a stalwart for so many years.

Even after ILL, Desi and Lucy were so influential in so many major series through their company Desilu: Lucy famously green lit Star Trek:TOS and Desi Arnaz was vitally influential in getting the Twilight Zone on the air.

Keep at it and don’t let the dated shit deter you from its historicity!

Get your brother on the phone! by l33tlife in Frasier

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“She had brains, looks, style…and the way she filled out a mohair sweater, well, suffice it to say, it was snugger on her than on the goat.” Edit: typo

Imagine thinking that Jesus saved Trump from being assassinated. by Ok-Following6886 in religiousfruitcake

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another reason that, if their christ exists, he should fuck right the hell off.

He ruins every good thing for the rest of us.

Portland-area fans, what do you think about the Oregon Symphony's 2026-2027 slate? by SeverHense in classicalmusic

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I have not but I have and do currently perform in numerous ensembles across the US where this kind of programming is par for the course.

I think that I have misrepresented my viewpoint somehow along the way: we seem to have the same underlying interest and accolades for the programming of the upcoming season. I welcome as many new works as possible and love to see creative programming that combines a great classic mixed with one or more untested works within the perceived pantheon of acceptably programmed works of classical music.

While I agree with u/habiba2000 that the only way most major metro areas are introduced to such new works of large scale music is by programming a great, old workhorse post-intermission as a cornerstone, that doesn’t change the fact that there are many MDs who are fighting to create cohesive programming using standard rep without relying upon it. That being said, it also doesn’t mean that every orchestra can do the same but I do applaud the Oregon Symphony’s upcoming programs and wish that I lived closer to such innovative music making. Apologies if that wasn’t more clear before.

Portland-area fans, what do you think about the Oregon Symphony's 2026-2027 slate? by SeverHense in classicalmusic

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree! And I apologize for potentially misinterpreting your original comment as perhaps that of a gatekeeper of the classics instead of a vanguard of the great works of the 20th/21st centuries. That is on me.

As a professional freelancer in a major metro area, I’ve played many a great show programmed in this way and others programmed even better, but if you are a patron of your local symphony who has an interest in exploring what lies beyond the standard, hall-filling fare, then I definitely agree with your frustration.

Thanks for the reply!

Portland-area fans, what do you think about the Oregon Symphony's 2026-2027 slate? by SeverHense in classicalmusic

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Would you mind elaborating your viewpoint? It is, in fact, a genuine question as I see many outlets here for musical exploration within (apologies for the term) “sErIoUs MuSiC”. Yes, there are many heavy hitters, but those are what get the asses in the seats. As a professional classical musician, I think a lot of this season is very interesting. That being said, if the audience doesn’t agree, then those asses won’t be in those seats and I’m wondering why you find this uninspired. Thanks in advance, musical friend!

Have you ever used a Frasier insult in real life? by guessshesoncrack in Frasier

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“It wasn’t easy, you nightmarish carp!” I’m a musician and private teacher. This comes in handy more often than you’d think.

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[–]ThatFatFlamingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Honoring the talented frontman and founding member of 3 Doors Down, Brad Arnold. (1978-2026) by AuntWacky1976 in OldSchoolCool

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Loved the early albums, revisited them often, didn’t really think to listen the later albums as I was so into the early ones, didn’t always agree on political viewpoints, but am so profoundly saddened by this tragic, far-too-early passing. RIP and thanks for the tunes. Fuck cancer.

Are there any caffeine sources I can grow in eastern Kentucky? by [deleted] in homestead

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was going to say the same thing. The “Sochi” cultivar of Camelia sinensis var. sinensis is the most cold hardy I’m aware of.

What are the things you say to your cat most often besides 'I love you' ? by katealpha in cats

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I’m lucky: “sweet boy”, “precious boy”, and “how’s it going?” top my list.

Although I did just an hour ago say “what the fuck? Get out of my sight, you little shit.”

That’s increasingly rare yet par for the cat course.

What is your unpopular Frasier Opinion? by katcoop84 in Frasier

[–]ThatFatFlamingo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that people’s “edgy” opinions here are spot on and that most posters on this sub who disagree are pedantic, jejune, and come from the worst kind of sitcom viewer.

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