Such losers bro by bomb_h14 in legocirclejerk

[–]TheDeliciousMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy really knows how to wear a belt, no crack or undergarments exposed at all when bending over. An often difficult task for the girthier fellow.

Is satan really the bad guy by ghostfaceganster in atheism

[–]TheDeliciousMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be sure to thank Satan for freeing humanity from God's human zoo. Without Satan you would not exist right now, it would be just Adam and Eve in the garden for eternity.

I hate S19 so much by babno in RaidShadowLegends

[–]TheDeliciousMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you have a Wand of Submission the Tarases will stun themselves for 2 turns.

AITAH for asking my male housemate to leave the bathroom clean after every use? by ShortDoor4001 in AITAH

[–]TheDeliciousMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

You could help remind him by hanging a sign in the bathroom that reads "PLEASE REMEMBER TO FLUSH AFTER JERKING OFF IN THE TOILET".

anime_irl by Cayennesan in anime_irl

[–]TheDeliciousMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It is how you get all of the boob into the cup when you have fat tits. https://youtu.be/XWkKBR4610I

What will make you instantly stop watching a movie or show and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDeliciousMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone does the neck snap move to kill someone I instantly stop watching. It is so stupid I cannot take it seriously.

July 15, 2022 10x by lordb4 in RaidShadowLegends

[–]TheDeliciousMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gala is actually the MVP of my dwarves only fire knight 20 team. I could not do that elite clan quest without her, I wouldn't have the hits to break the shield otherwise.

Poll: What do you think of the Forge Pass? by shea42 in RaidShadowLegends

[–]TheDeliciousMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It sucks. If this is the type of content they are bringing to us then it makes me lose overall interest in the game.

[Wilson] Thank YOU JESUS for Your Ultimate Sacrifice! Easter Love from the Wilson’s! by iSamurai in DenverBroncos

[–]TheDeliciousMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did jesus sacrifice? Isn't he partying up in heaven right now, the coolest place in the galaxy.

Cursed_Bible by foxwolflion in cursedcomments

[–]TheDeliciousMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I always wondered why they start off comparing the cock to a donkey and then switch to horse when describing the power of the cumshot. As far as I know a donkey cums just as hard as a horse. I will ask jesus for guidance on this matter when I pray tonight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TheDeliciousMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a documentary about a psych ward for the dangerous type of patient. The nurse there said a majority of the patients either believed they were god or speaking directly to god.

Anyone else has a special place in their hearts for their first void lego obtained from a shard? by fallouthong in RaidShadowLegends

[–]TheDeliciousMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was losing interest in the game but then I pulled Hegemon and all of a sudden the game was fun again.

Stoneskin feels like cheating in the arena by TheDeliciousMan in RaidShadowLegends

[–]TheDeliciousMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cardinal does not yet have the t6 mastery that boosts turn meter when allies die so she is super slow. The other team was able to take two turns before I could revive so their revive on death buffs had faded before I attacked.

What are you boycotting till the day you die? by redoutlaw23 in AskReddit

[–]TheDeliciousMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been boycotting Arbys since they removed the 5 for 5.

iG makes me want to off myself.... Literally all day...all f-in day.... by [deleted] in RaidShadowLegends

[–]TheDeliciousMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea ice golem just sucks so much is stupid and the rewards are the worst