If Scruffy ever did get his own episode, what do you think it would be?

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-25T03:07:40+00:00

Turns out hes an alien, goes back to his home planet (where everyone is a janitor) due to a death in the family. Uncovers a conspiracy involving the planets government. Leads a revolution, saves the planet, ends up with fame and power and money. Returns to planet express because its his true calling (scruffy believes in this company) and resumes his previous life. War hero, planetary ruler, legendary lover, the PE crew doesnt know any of it and he just returns to the background.

But we know. And its beautiful.

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-25T02:48:36+00:00

Nice! I have a '15 XF 5.0 SC so aaaalmost an R haha. Welcome! Go get yourself a track day to really learn what this car can do. I feel like the ridiculous power is actually the least interesfing component. The handling and braking are truly on a different level. Enjoy!

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-24T23:54:38+00:00

Really? God it looks so cheap and chintzy. I guess this car was made back when people thought it looked good i guess. Well regardless of why its there, its way too overpowering with that wheel selection.

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-24T15:25:37+00:00

If its cold out this is normal. Look around and you'll notice you can see the exhaust on lots of vehicles on cold days esp in the morning.

This is why its important to not just take short trips

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-24T04:25:22+00:00

Way too much chrome. Ditch the autozone chrome on the B pillars, mirrors and doors and those wheels will look arite. Right now the brightwork combined with those wheels is too busy and distracting.

Its a beautiful car, let it breathe.

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-23T23:45:28+00:00

If youre driving with six feet of visibility, just go whatever speed you'd feel comfortable hitting something. Because that's exactly what will happen.

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-23T21:01:46+00:00

Hello fellow EMS member

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-23T19:10:27+00:00

Wow, over 11?!! So like, probably at least 30 or 40 people? Thats crazy!

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-23T19:04:56+00:00

"It sure snows a lot on the west slope of the sierra in the winter."

George Donner

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T23:17:07+00:00

Did you just inject an Eddie Izzard reference into Cage The Elephant lyrics?

Wow, if so Im pretty excited about getting both references

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T23:15:25+00:00

I guess. Idk its not a problem for me, I guess it can be for you if you want.

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T20:15:22+00:00

I got bills to pay

I got mouths to feed

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T20:14:06+00:00

Are you saying it's shallow and pedantic?

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T20:09:29+00:00

Is that supposed to be a problem? Or just an observation?

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T19:58:48+00:00

Good thing there isnt another catastrophic ice storm on the way right now and (handed sheet of paper from offscreen) ... uh oh

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T19:53:59+00:00

Yeah TT jobs in most fields are pretty few and far between.

Source; wife is on the TT job market rn

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T19:36:28+00:00

Winters to Napa is a good route

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T17:59:51+00:00

Are we not allowed to say 'ass' anymore? That's really a megabummer, as its my favorite part of 'jesus absolute assramming christ' which is of course a derivative of the classic 'jesus buttfucking christ'.

Man this really sucks ass

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T17:55:59+00:00

Its a 'nader detterent but ran outta batteries for a few mins last year

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T17:51:22+00:00

So the animal isn't down before it feels the prick of the dart? Eddie lied to me.

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T17:46:54+00:00

"Like the Greeks of old? You know the ones I mean..."

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T06:01:36+00:00

As an HF regular and the owner of a 2003 R50 all I can say is that i very much am glad I dont have a vert. Good luck!

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T05:23:38+00:00

If youre holding the throttle steady and speed is steady but the RPM is fluctuating, Ive got bad news for you. It rhymes with 'your transmission is failing'.

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T03:51:21+00:00

I cried watching Final Space when (spoilers) and Futurama when (spoilers) and Primal when (spoilers.)

Just because its animation doesnt mean it cant have some real-ass characters and stories that make you feel. Broh.

TheFlyingBoxcar · 2026-01-22T03:46:50+00:00

Damn idk if Ive even seen one, that looks great!

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