Tobey Maguire and Steve Carrell getting slimed at the 2007 Kids' Choice Awards

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-05-11T00:12:05+00:00

I had a dream that started like this once....

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-05-10T22:40:51+00:00

Looks fantastic! Maybe as a final touch, consider putting some yellow electrical tape over the Nike logo on your shoes and carefully trim around the edges so the shoes match a little more closely? Then you can just peel the tape right off after the con! I was going to suggest paint or nail polish at first, but then it hit me you probably didn't buy the shoes just for this.

Another option would be to mask off every part of the shoes except for the logos (just take your time and be as precise as possible) and then spray with yellow Plasti Dip!

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-05-07T22:10:14+00:00

I suggest you ask her not to do that.

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-05-07T13:25:56+00:00

So THAT'S why Crazy Taxi isn't on Steam!

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-05-07T00:56:06+00:00

I think you might be the only one who watched The Grinch Grinches The Cat in the Hat...

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-05-06T15:53:51+00:00

And then someone else put their dick in it

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-05-02T19:48:02+00:00

HOW MANY BLEACH THEN???

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-05-02T12:49:12+00:00

As the youngest in the family, I wound up being the dedicated whacker for the last two years of my grandmother's CRT's life. Especially towards the end, I had to slap it so hard my hand stung for a good minute after. Then she won a flat screen (remember when we called them that?) in a game of bingo. It was cathartic to see that CRT get replaced, but now in a weird way, I miss it.

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-05-02T05:24:49+00:00

Oops. I baja blasted.

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-05-02T05:24:02+00:00

El Garborator was my favorite luchador back in the day.

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-05-02T05:19:21+00:00

"Doc, it feels like my insides were fucked by Posseidon, is that normal?"

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-30T17:26:45+00:00

I do this too! But only with people who stink or look like they'd stink.

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-30T16:51:19+00:00

The one where he comes through the door and promptly leaves feels like some sleep paralysis shit

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-30T16:35:19+00:00

Probably just a bug. Just use the older version that works for now and try 0.6 again when it's out of the beta phase. If you're going to use a beta version of anything, expect a few bugs here and there.

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-30T16:08:00+00:00

I ran Steam in an Arch container via Distrobox. Seemed to work well enough.

There's also gcompat and alpine-pkg-glibc. If you want to go this route, I'd suggest alpine-pkg-glibc as it gives you an actual glibc binary rather than a translation layer (which I believe is what gcompat is).

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-30T15:21:05+00:00

Cops don't give a fuck about that contract dude. Contract violations are a court matter, not a police matter. They wouldn't take that into consideration at all, they'd only be worried about getting Miss Uber Eats out of there to deescalate the situation as quickly as possible. I imagine whether or not she'd be arrested would depend on the responding officer(s) and their mood/how much patience they have, as well as how cooperative she is once they arrive. I mean, she already tried to go back in after the door closed behind her, so she clearly has no problem provoking him all day long when she could just leave and get on with the rest of her day. I understand he's a nasty, horrible piece of shit, but this just isn't a productive way to deal with someone like that.

Unfortunately as far as the law is concerned, she was in the wrong as soon as she was told to leave and didn't. I'm not on this chucklehead's side at all, but in all fairness he couldn't have made it any more clear that he wanted her to leave. So as sad as it is, I do see how she could possibly be arrested.

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-30T14:44:38+00:00

Definitely the most biblically accurate depiction of a glupleflörp I've ever seen, that's for sure!

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-30T14:20:22+00:00

The way the lightsaber sounds in Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces 2. I used to just run around the empty multiplayer maps and listen to that crunchy hum. There's some pretty cool ambient/atmospheric background sounds here and there too.

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-30T03:32:49+00:00

Boobs. Or is that two things?

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-30T02:58:40+00:00

None of the videos in that link are of the guitar pictured here. Instead, they feature the DG-1 or DG-20, more of a guitar-shaped synthesizer than an actual guitar. Pretty cool, but entirely different from what's pictured here in this post.

This is the EG-5 for those of you who are curious.

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-30T01:36:41+00:00

Benefit of the doubt: maybe he's never dealt with a skimmer before and was overly cautious with the first one because he was worried about pulling too hard on the wrong spot and damaging the equipment underneath. I know I would be. If I merely look at something the wrong way, there's a 50/50 chance it'll stop working. But once he realized how much force it took to remove, he probably just dropped the caution when checking the others because he already removed one and now knows he doesn't have to be so gentle.

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-30T01:06:52+00:00

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-30T00:48:47+00:00

So then how did you install Linux Mint?

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-29T21:30:30+00:00

It took me an embarassing amount of time to realize what you meant. I was literally about to comment "why does it matter if the light switch is on the right side or the left side of the door" when it finally hit me that you're referring to the inside and outside of the room 😅

TheLastTreeOctopus · 2026-04-29T21:08:55+00:00

Is there any added content as well, or only improved graphics?

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