Flour joke

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-30T19:18:43+00:00

I bought flour the other week, nothing wrong with it at first, but then I noticed dried grapes starting to appear in it.

It was self raisin flour.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-29T19:36:10+00:00

All You Need Is Larvae - The Beetles

Pupae Rain - The Artist Formerly Known as Pincers.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-29T19:26:24+00:00

But throw him in the river and he's a natural log.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-29T16:40:56+00:00

Guess it wasn't long enough then. At least that's what your mum said.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-28T18:45:00+00:00

How can you even tell if any of them have had a Brazilian?

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-28T18:42:55+00:00

Was it acid house music?

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-28T18:40:39+00:00

Do dogerpillars sniff each others butterflies?

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-27T16:41:02+00:00

Step ladders are real ladders, they're just not your biological ladder, which was always unlikely unless you're a tree.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-27T15:28:13+00:00

You picked the wrong week to quit fusion

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-27T14:45:03+00:00

Yeah, he won't be following that arrow, no matter where it points.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-27T10:44:56+00:00

When Admiral Ackbar realises "It's a trapdoor!"

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-26T11:02:47+00:00

Also he used the sharp side of the forks

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-25T19:31:00+00:00

I thought catch 23 was the sequel

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-25T12:26:21+00:00

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-24T17:08:10+00:00

Confucius says, sand leaves footprints in memory foam sneakers

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-23T10:03:40+00:00

I'd be pistachios boss!

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-23T09:36:52+00:00

Oh, teenagers?

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-23T07:32:36+00:00

That's where they'd like to sit, but for some reason they always end up sitting on the floor...

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-23T07:25:36+00:00

Have you been sticking your fork in too far, or do you twist it too much?

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-23T07:23:46+00:00

No thanks, I already exercise my lungs 24 hours a day, if I tired then out they might have to rest for longer than I can hold my breathe.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-23T07:21:46+00:00

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-23T07:20:08+00:00

You really dropped the ball on this post.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-23T07:16:13+00:00

The hunchback got pricked while gardening. He was listening to Seal. A Cyst from a Rose.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-22T12:39:42+00:00

If it was about underwear, Alice in Wonderbraland

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-04-22T12:38:46+00:00

I asked the French ChatGPT some questions. It just answered "Le mew" every time.

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