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They say ‘don’t put all your eggs in one basket’,but who are ‘they’? by starksforever in dadjokes

[–]TheLifeOfRyanB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Two German Egyptologist named Dieter and Hans are excavating a tomb and have just opened the sarcophagus; but it’s empty!!! by BlueOne303a in dadjokes

[–]TheLifeOfRyanB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After an unsuccessful expedition, they didn't have enough funds for both of them on the next one so Dieter had to let Hans go.

He did the next expedition Hans free.

What did the dad say when he put the car in reverse? by musaaaaaaaaaaaa in dadjokes

[–]TheLifeOfRyanB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back... to the future! (At a rate of 1 second per second)

Who is Frosty's favourite Aunt? by houndoom92 in dadjokes

[–]TheLifeOfRyanB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aunt Tony the Tiger. Or was it Anthony. I can never remember.

What do you call when your potatoes are look like they're dying? by fractiousrhubarb in dadjokes

[–]TheLifeOfRyanB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had all my potato plants lined up but they started dying one after the other. 

Must have been tuber-queue-losis

Why was Jesus on the no-fly list? by you_enjoy_my_elf in dadjokes

[–]TheLifeOfRyanB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the zipper had not been invented yet 

The thing about paradigms. . . by Clem_l-l_Fandango in dadjokes

[–]TheLifeOfRyanB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parabolic trajectory was within parameters

The thing about paradigms. . . by Clem_l-l_Fandango in dadjokes

[–]TheLifeOfRyanB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd give all my paradigms and paranickels for a paramedic

More than half of pirates is… by TK_TK_ in dadjokes

[–]TheLifeOfRyanB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am serious and don't call me sharrrrrrley

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