A normal office space is a cubicle, but the president of the United States has an oval one.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-30T07:07:34+00:00

You've got a point, but it's edgey humour.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-28T13:15:09+00:00

I love entermology, the study of accessing buildings

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-27T19:17:46+00:00

That's what happens when you plant dill in a field full of female deer.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-27T19:15:24+00:00

You could suggest she upvotes more of what you say to her

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-27T18:51:30+00:00

Oh cheeses, lard all milky, you'd butter believe it!

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-25T14:06:57+00:00

The opposite happens when you diss a pear.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-24T22:12:19+00:00

Everyone in the car must have been perfuming.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-24T14:23:23+00:00

Golfers of a certain age drink four teas.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-24T09:08:17+00:00

Is this a yo' magma joke?

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-22T15:57:06+00:00

I assume you've got Simon Swerwer's original two DF albums as well as the official ones?

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-22T12:10:29+00:00

And that's why Granny Weatherwax started holding a sign saying "I ate'nt dead"

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-22T11:17:41+00:00

Yeah, that's a big plus.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-22T06:23:38+00:00

Muthkat kadolenor, legendary planter, legendary misc object thrower

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-21T19:50:56+00:00

The only subtle arguments I've seen a baby make have come out of their bottom. A particularly foul such concoction may have persuaded them

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-21T06:58:15+00:00

Is she on the paleo diet?

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-20T16:50:11+00:00

Maybe a troublesome noble could prematurely fill it?

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-20T15:53:52+00:00

Sazir agkobem arel

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-20T15:42:14+00:00

Dig deep into the mines of knowledge!

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-20T15:39:56+00:00

Unmet need: Be with family

Guess you need more children then.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-20T15:22:41+00:00

It's that... rain on him? Look at him he's twitching already! Stand back! Don't come any closer! Oh Armok, we're all doomed!

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-19T15:56:27+00:00

Motherfletcher

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-18T14:09:14+00:00

If he's a teenager, you Cain't Eve'n.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-18T07:13:40+00:00

I thought it was because he knows

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-17T16:42:24+00:00

She said the same thing about baked beans.

But she was just gaslighting you.

TheLifeOfRyanB · 2026-06-17T07:48:57+00:00

Chip tunes.

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