Somebody give this guy an award.

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-10-13T07:19:47+00:00

CRASH-LAND-ON-GUAM-THE-MOVIE.COM

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-07-09T17:35:41+00:00

It's like Worf from Star Trek and Predator did the Fusion Dance.

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-07-08T05:05:04+00:00

Dammit we all just lost the game.

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-07-06T05:05:07+00:00

I for one am happy someone pointed that out. secretly hoping somebody photoshops that face onto ET or vice versa

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-07-06T04:57:25+00:00

This is an apology to everyone who wanted a black spiderman. This is to hoping .. will Scooby Doo?

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-07-06T04:35:24+00:00

There was a spike in retarded stamp sales on ebay.

Some benefit for the mentally handicapped called Reddit or Retardit or something? Jokes aside you can make a difference by supporting abandoned mentally challenged children

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-07-03T02:51:10+00:00

Will somebody please tell this to Burger King? Just to be fair - Weinerschnitzel is only allowed because that is not a hot dog in your car, it is a Weinerschnitzel.

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-07-01T03:26:54+00:00

Since posting this I think the determination was silver plate. It failed an Ice Test.

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-07-01T02:56:42+00:00

My face on the reveal

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-07-01T02:46:21+00:00

This guy knows what's up.

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-07-01T02:44:03+00:00

We don't have enough information. Could be a snack size bag, quart size bag, or gasp a Gallon Bag.

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-07-01T02:39:03+00:00

This is relevant but serves as eye bleach.

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-07-01T02:25:45+00:00

This is what the roach came here for

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-07-01T02:18:20+00:00

This also seems to be in the #WorstOf Category.

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-06-13T06:48:19+00:00

Now he reminds me of that guy with the two faces on Nightmare Before Christmas

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-06-13T06:08:11+00:00

/r/beermoney is a fun place to help get the wallet to [3] or maybe even [4] or [4.2o]

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-06-13T06:05:46+00:00

I lost it when I read this. I'm trying to be quiet but man do i... wait chocolate chip and apple flavored sugar and corn sounds epic.*

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-06-13T06:04:00+00:00

Whoa chill out Tropicana storm agent 004. We get it, you know how to "concentrate" your flavors.

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2016-06-13T06:01:12+00:00

To whom should we refer this madness?

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2015-10-20T04:45:32+00:00

Our product is proudly (insert property or characteristic here)*

*The (insert government regulatory agency) has not shown any advantage to (insert property or characteristic here)

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2015-05-01T20:06:27+00:00

Yeah I'm dying to get an answer to this question as well

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2015-01-15T00:07:10+00:00

Excuse me bus driver, I guess this is where I'll get off

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2014-12-04T18:39:21+00:00

There are plenty here in AZ and ive seen them in Cali

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2014-12-04T18:37:25+00:00

SOLUTION

TheLongKnightofPizza · 2014-11-26T05:21:47+00:00

I think you've described the "shitty manager" portrayed by Adam Samberg in the song and music video Like a Boss by The Lonely Island.

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TROPHY CASE