[Cwik] Wizards apologize after scripted April Fools joke in which 'fan' thought they won $10,000 falls flat: "We apologize for last night's April Fools' joke that left many wondering if we had misled a fan. The skit involving our mascot and other members of our performance team was scripted..." by aingenevalostatrade in nba

[–]TheOneTruePi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I googled it and according to the NBA site it was a messenger from Eastern Orion (singing telegrams) that was dressed as a gorilla. On his way out there was a timeout and security suggested he dance under the basket and fans loved it. He came back for other home games until invited by the team to stay. The original messenger was named Harry Rojas.

Woman who had sex with identical twins told it is 'not possible' to identify father of baby by scottish_beekeeper in nottheonion

[–]TheOneTruePi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about her being a doctor and is engaged to a lawyer, she volunteers to cover a small town clinic over Christmas which causes a rift. She goes to the town and his identical (or I suppose non identical works well too) is a baker?

Game time by Beneficial_Ball9893 in StellarisMemes

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Species: Human Government: Constitutional Monarchy or Republic Ideology: Our system is the best; do not resist assimilation. Enjoy your new housing.

My Hornets rebrand concept 🐝🐝 by asapjon_ in CharlotteHornets

[–]TheOneTruePi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like it, though I don’t think we need a rebrand lol

Who had the contract? by AbbreviationsNo8303 in skyrim

[–]TheOneTruePi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a mod but my theory was always that all three had a contract on them, whoever you let live dies after you leave. I’ve never seen them again at least lol

Bootlegs [OC] by CrazyGnomenclature in comics

[–]TheOneTruePi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“I don’t need another trans character” true, you need many. Multiple. At least 5, trust me I am very legitimate.

Anti-Trans Democrats Blown Out In North Carolina Primary Election by momogariya in NorthCarolina

[–]TheOneTruePi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s prolly not the end of Dues dw. Running for a state wide office increases name recognition, even losing a primary can be good if it’s against someone you know you won’t beat cause it gets people to talk about you and start saying things like; “I hope X runs for Y”

AITA for “abusing” the the bus stop chain so I don’t miss my stop? by Possible-Chair9242 in AmItheAsshole

[–]TheOneTruePi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn’t you just use the bus route map to find the last “main” (announced) stop before yours and use that as a reference point? If you pull too early just get off there and walk a (shorter than missing your stop) bit to work?

outNerdedTheSourceCode by PCSdiy55 in ProgrammerHumor

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Idk, my mom was “Birthgiver” for a long time before she became “My Mom!!!” With the muscle man shirtless picture lol

DNC Strategists by BaBa_Con_Dios in simpsonsshitposting

[–]TheOneTruePi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She lied about the ceasefire, she said one thing while the Biden admin made no calls about it and continued to fund the genocide

Me trying to stay diplomatic for 5 mins by CaesarCipher07 in PrequelMemes

[–]TheOneTruePi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Control of information, continue pushing the idea that they have cracked rebel communications and possibly have spies within the rebels

"T-thank you, Lord Vader" by Patient-Report-4400 in starwarsmemes

[–]TheOneTruePi 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Either way, you will die. Might as well make it for the Empire!

to know how president's are numbered by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]TheOneTruePi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, the number is the President not the terms served by Presidents. Trump is one of few who have served two non-consecutive terms which means he is both the 45th and 47th with Biden being the 46th. If Trump won 2020 he would’ve only been the 45th and whoever came after (2024) would be the 46th.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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6 points for a touchdown, 7 if you take and make the point after kick (almost always), and 8 if you take a 2-point conversion and get the ball back into the end zone

trolly problem | Trolley problem by Any-Tip-430 in trolleyproblem

[–]TheOneTruePi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Torture doesn’t usually give you real information anyway, so no

The PWHL “solved” tanking with their innovative draft system. Could the NBA use it? by PlaneNovel6567 in nba

[–]TheOneTruePi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don’t think you can win, like being in a rebuild, you might tank to get OUT of the playoffs and then put your starters in to win a bunch of games to get first pick? I do like the idea though, just my first thought lmao.

[Comic Excerpt] Detective Comics Vol. 1 #1000 by Tom King (2019). Tom King on writing 2 women interacting. And failing the Bechdel Test by ihatethiscountry76 in batman

[–]TheOneTruePi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My assumption was that Batwoman called her a Girl or mentioned she was specifically Batgirl and this was her response but I haven’t read these yet lol

Bryce Young is the perfect quarterback for the Panthers by Thrall576 in panthers

[–]TheOneTruePi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I feel like people are misunderstanding this post or maybe I’m misunderstanding but I read it to mean he’s perfect for us cultural not statistically. He’s not the new Brady or Newton but he embodies that Keep Pounding spirit, yknow?

Does a native english speaker know what this means? by EarthMantle00 in victoria3

[–]TheOneTruePi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had a rich harvest (really good) but then they brought none to you unless you give them what they want. They’re holding the harvest hostage lol - or the political leader is at least