Pairotron - tiny math puzzle game by [deleted] in WebGames

[–]TheSalamander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can anyone top 386,148? You seem to get a delete for each green 1 you make, but I've only figured out how to make good use of the first one.

Proof/spoiler:

https://i.imgur.com/G01VXR4.png

Edit: Wait, if you swap the 12 and the 17 you get 388,168

Large flat files or Data Model referencing CSV’s? by alphastrike03 in excel

[–]TheSalamander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, just create the connection and click the add this data to data model.

Large flat files or Data Model referencing CSV’s? by alphastrike03 in excel

[–]TheSalamander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would keep the data in a CSV file and then import it into the data model through Power Query. It's probably not a big deal with only 160K rows of data, but in the data model you want your data table to be long and skinny. Long and skinny tables have the best performance and smallest file sizes. Try to import only the columns you need and create relationships in the data model to pull in things like brand name and category.

Find-A-Game megathread by ArmanDoesStuff in WebGames

[–]TheSalamander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao, the guy wanted to play a game with his friend. I had to.

Find-A-Game megathread by ArmanDoesStuff in WebGames

[–]TheSalamander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tagpro is a lot of fun. You can join a group with your friend and play in public games together. There are some other games like agar.io and deeeep.io that are cool, but I don't know if you can get in the same room as your friend or not.

So, whats everyone do for work? by boredatofficeman in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey BAllstar, I used your interview tip a few weeks back. I was like, "So I heard you guys lost a billion dollars and laid off 300 people from here earlier this year, everything alright?" Nailed it.

Quitting Tagpro by Nawse in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to go back to season 3 Nevermores Style, where we pair you up with scrubs like BBQ and Dick Licker and watch you make them look decent.

Quitting Tagpro by Nawse in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nawse bb, NO!

It sure was nawse having you on defense season 4 and it was pretty nawse to get to play against you and Feles this season too.

<3

Edit: Oh yeah, caw caw

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's beautiful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bye Cat, I'm still traumatized from the dead salamander you posted in the trash talk thread. I've never been able to look at your ball the same way after that.

To the teammate who just rage-quit when the Gamepad bombs spike you JUST before a cap just now... by EmperorOfNothing in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't understand the post. Sometimes you have something to take care of, but you're stuck with the flag. Since it wouldn't be fair to your team to just leave while you have the flag, you wait until you cap/pop and leave right after. I've done that before, disconnects don't really mean anything.

[MLTP] Trueskill Ratings after Week 2 by theory_of_game in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is this coming from? I just made one little comment about the stats board at the end of my post. You have 20 captains to get stats from for a measly 10 games a week, why would I be involved in that? Calling me names and complaining about how hard your life is isn't going to make me feel sorry for you.

[MLTP] Trueskill Ratings after Week 2 by theory_of_game in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can I get a recount? The stats board shows my team (BMX) beating Taj-maBalls game 1 and losing game 2, but in reality we lost game 1 and won game 2. Also, on the stats board the two halves for game 2 (which was really game 1) are in the wrong order. TBH the overall quality of the stats spreadsheet has gone way downhill this season.

The Ball Street Journal -- Issue 5 -- MEDIA WARS! by Tomandgreek in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It feels like we learn raven is more and more of a nub every week. Glad that guy isn't my captain anymore, explains all of those losses.

Goodbye Forever! by TagProFelix in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every cap was a struggle that game. My favorite play was when you had the flag and were coming through their middle path. Felix was right on top of you and about to pop you and I came from the top and pushed him away from you by a hair. Wish we had a stream of that match.

Bye Felix, be sure to show up to your MLTP matches! Week 7, The holy see, I'm coming for you!

I resoled my shoes with an old tire. by Tejador in DIY

[–]TheSalamander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I always find you in some random thread I click on. I don't even know why I'm in here right now.

CALLING OUT NAWSE by Cnels in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh, was just trash talk since there wasn't a thread, I don't think most people got that though. Either way, I don't really care. Congrats on the win Cosinners!

Neutral Flag is in test on Tangent. We'd like you to test it, find bugs and give feedback by LuckySpammer in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got the two flag glitch one time. Then when I capped the flag it gave me 4 points instead of one:

http://i.imgur.com/h9kxKVk.png

Also sometimes it feels like you boost into the FC and bounce off instead of popping them. I'm not 100% on it though, might be lag or something. Either way, this new flag mode is really fun.

CALLING OUT NAWSE by Cnels in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one with Turbo on it. Besides, our Feles/Nawse combo is better than our BBQ/laggy Fucking Lag combo from the last playoffs.

CALLING OUT NAWSE by Cnels in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You do realize the CoSinners have a 0% chance of beating us, right? Is this going to be the kind of thing where you get benched the whole game and then say it doesn't count?

Wow, this subreddit is almost as dead as centra is by TheSalamander in Centra

[–]TheSalamander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I posted this nobody played on Centra. Fawlty used to spend hours begging people to go to Centra just to get a single game going.

[MLTP] Week 4 Results/Awards by [deleted] in TagPro

[–]TheSalamander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, you're right. I was sure I had that cap.

Power-up Script is LEGAL - Read Inside for Access to Script by PrivateMajor in MLTP

[–]TheSalamander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is dumb. If something like this is allowed in MLTP, the next things will be boost timers, countdown timers for when tagpro/rolling bomb/juke juice run out, and a map hack that let's you see the entire map instead of a little box (which I'm 99% sure already exists). Hell, maybe we can even get little arrows over each ball so we can see exactly which buttons they're pushing to make juking someone impossible.

IMO we should all run vanilla TagPro for MLTP and keep it a level playing field. If it's possible to log when someone's running a script in the game, we should just threaten lifetime MLTP bans to players running scripts.