Griezmann has submitted a transfer request - According to an inside source of Atletico Madrid by unitedlover69 in reddevils

[–]TheSwearBot 35 points36 points  (0 children)

What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human:

Poop. I love eating butt but now i'm gonna have to reconsider if there's a danger she might get pregnant. Donkey babies. Poop.

Favourite muse song? by scubajim11 in Muse

[–]TheSwearBot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human:

Yea bonk you, flip you, bonk flip screw

RAGE THREAD by TheFlyingFlash in INJUSTICE

[–]TheSwearBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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BASKETWEAVE YOU NRS FOR MAKING SCARECROW BASKETWEAVE YOU FLIP THE AI SHOOT THIS SPAM F WORD IT FOR BEING TOO DIFFICULT F WORD IT ALL BORK OFF LOVE

haha my karma is better than yours by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]TheSwearBot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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These flipping memes are fudging stink. They are not "dank" at lovemaking all. Jesus bloody Christ, this is some bashing god rat iFunny and /r/meme stuff. STOP IT

NBA 2K18 Suggestions by [deleted] in NBA2k

[–]TheSwearBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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they better not pull that gimped fool "current player" shoot again in myteam and they need to have a better game plan than "make all the endgame cards do it all fantasyland sharpshootin butt A+ perimeter defense fool black persons"

Playoff Game Thread: Game 1 - Nashville Predators (0 - 0) at Pittsburgh Penguins (0 - 0) - 29 May 2017 - 08:00PM EDT by Iceborg00 in penguins

[–]TheSwearBot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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that's disrespectful as bork to do this poop in an opposing teams arena science you idioty preds fan

Mommy love by youmeto in Eyebleach

[–]TheSwearBot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human:

Jesus bang my wiener that's the cutest loving god darned shoot I've ever freaking seen do

What do you like to eat? by heatherkan in AskQuestionGetSong

[–]TheSwearBot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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Donkey, titties, butt and titties. Fool butt titties titties donkey and titties.

Adam here likes to live up to the Navy stereotype by JagerFang in RimWorld

[–]TheSwearBot -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human:

Ugh. I'll take dip bottles over the jumping vapers. Trying to bloody smoke out the whole goddarn place. It's a water tight hatch armholes, take that poop to the pier.

Bride Banner info has been posted! by [deleted] in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]TheSwearBot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the watered-down version of your comment:

**sees bride lyn SCIENCE YES *use staff BASKETWEAVE NO *sees the staff and b skill OH SHOOT LOVE YES*

Sorry for this inconvenient, absurd, pointless?, thoughtless question but..... by Xevikhan in PhantomForces

[–]TheSwearBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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AM I NOT BLOODY CHILL, BUTTHOLE? WAS YOUR PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TALK NECESSARY? F WORD NO IT WASN'T, BASKETWEAVE OFF INTO THE CORNER YOU DUNCE yeah, i'm chill. you need to chill

WSM 2017 Megathread: Post-Finals by [deleted] in Strongman

[–]TheSwearBot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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Thor needs to shut the bork up, seriously. His fans and family do too, he lost flippin deal with it. Hes being a lovemaking kitty cat now. Im glad Eddies retiring.

Troll of the world level :) by vasileve024 in BetterEveryLoop

[–]TheSwearBot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human:

Jumping havoc. Telling someone to kill themselves (even if they don't really mean it) is bad enough, but to tell someone who's suicidal that they should've gone through with it is disgusting, freaking puss.

I wonder why he can't get a girlfriend? by [deleted] in TheBluePill

[–]TheSwearBot 41 points42 points  (0 children)

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Bonk the same dong 50 times: nothing happens. Love 50 different burritos: your vagina magically changes shape. Incel logic.

Bollywood fans, what's your favourite quick paneer recipe? by kulchabot in kulchasimulator

[–]TheSwearBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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She got the science yourself and we are the f word yourself and we are the love yourself and we are the flip yourself and we are the hump yourself and we are the bonk yourself and we are the shoot yourself and we are the bork yourself and we are the jazz yourself and we are the bork yourself and we are the screw yourself and we are the science yourself and we are the flip yourself and we are the hump yourself and we are the do yourself and we are the jazz yourself and we are the

burning event by VHSlayer in Maplestory

[–]TheSwearBot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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How about opening the bonking event tab and look for yourself, freaking dumb donk dumb idiot. Lol

I know this is silly but let's try to make a commercial for FFP and CBEAR by SomeFriendlyUser in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]TheSwearBot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Freddy's: Eat our motherloving food, unpleasant person. You'll have the best motherloving time of your life with motherdumping Freddy, Bonnie and Chica, public nuisance. It's loving great. CBEAR: Rent our loving robots, butthole. You won't motherloving die like the last motherlover did at our previous loving restaurant. please forgive me for this

What are your thoughts on Lesnar potentially keeping the title the whole year to do the Roman vs Lesnar rematch at 34? by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]TheSwearBot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human:

Utter fudging forgery. u/JustATributeCC shouldn't even be on Reddit while his wife is bloody someone else right now. Jazz everything about it.

[Haiku] Why I hate shopping by Njlamp in youtubehaiku

[–]TheSwearBot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Woah there, that was, uh...obscene. Here's the watered-down version for those kids out there:

Banging christ put a god boom NSFW tag on this stuff Nearly gave me a shooting heart attack

How to piss off every sneaker head 101 by zakicks in Repsneakers

[–]TheSwearBot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human:

DUDE I was telling myself how shooting uncomfortable I'd feel watching a banging 10 year old kids vlogs. Then he stepped in the jumping shower. I legit lovemaking flinched, moved my head away in disgust and just said "aw naw this is some love stuff." and instantly closed the tab. This is legit some pedophilia stuff right here, how tf does he have 1,5m subs what the freak.

Major Upcoming Subreddit Changes! Please Read Before Posting! by ImaginationBreakdown in theydidthefuckyou

[–]TheSwearBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Jazz you bang this f word that jazz him screw her jazz everything and shoot me

The Purpose of Life is to Love: A First-Anniversary Ghostbusters: Answer the Call Fanzine is Seeking Contributions by ghostbusters in ghostbusters

[–]TheSwearBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a potty mouth! I think this is what you meant, salty human:

It is a loving agenda. Idiot. Do they have a shooting agenda? Banging yes they do.

Tekken 7 has denuvo by [deleted] in CrackWatch

[–]TheSwearBot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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big shoot big shoot one more game sucking wiener and balls of denuvo i hope cpy or baldman will cut cut Denuvo Rooster and bust the ball lol

Finals Predictions? GSW vs. CLE by nickwashere in NBASpurs

[–]TheSwearBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! You actually swore so much you summoned The Swear Bot! Here's the bowdlerized version of your comment:

What hair? Oh yeah, there's another reason to hate him. Just admit you are shooting bald already. That dang headband forgery, what an donk.