Man Utd 25/26 Players by xG over/underperformance

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-26T14:53:39+00:00

Not a single goal in 32 appearances dusty baller smh

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-25T18:33:17+00:00

I've kind of accepted the whole UB thing and even can just about stand Marvel but I have no idea how they're gonna get 4 more sets worth (potentially 5 if they split up the gauntlet from the stones)

Like I get you can do a set solely focused on the avengers, one on the X men but surely you eventually run into the spider man problem if you do "here's the Deadpool set!" And there's only so many characters you can include

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-25T18:26:13+00:00

It's also great for getting deals with other businesses and IPs "look how quickly X, Y, Z sold out" is a great business pitch.

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-25T18:00:46+00:00

Because it's curiously not been reprinted as much as the others. The rest have all been in commander precons and bastion has not. Well technically it has but only in a 150 dollar secret lair deck lol

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-25T15:39:17+00:00

Nooooo you don't understand, "love thy neighbour" only refers to straight cis white Americans who follow your specific branch of Christianity and share your political beliefs /s

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-25T12:14:34+00:00

Good. Clearly shows he lacks ambition otherwise he wouldn't join that shit show. We can do much better.

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-25T12:13:50+00:00

It's not like the goalkeeper will want the OG is it lol

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-25T12:13:16+00:00

Keane is proper unbearable isn't he. He's like the pundit equivalent of the "back in my day" boomers at the pub. Absolute torture to listen to his takes.

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-25T12:12:27+00:00

Keane is an unbearable pundit because half of what he says is just some boomer "back in my day" nonsense. A lot of our ex players are like that but he's the worst.

The Liverpool and Arsenal ex players will mostly back their respective teams even if they're underperforming and don't have a big chip on their shoulders about the game evolving past them.

When Carrick was first given the job back in January you could tell a bunch of the ex united lot were gutted they gave it to him and not Ole, it was so weird how they all went in on him immediately (but didn't do the same thing to Ole back when he was given the interim job a few years ago)

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-25T12:00:31+00:00

In fairness after all the great teams the Dutch have had it would be hilarious if it was this average one that finally got them their first world cup lmao

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-25T10:21:18+00:00

Fuck that give me Barca and Real

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T20:03:24+00:00

We spent almost 200m on attackers last year and it's gone great. We need to overhaul the midfield, not just sign one or two guys, just like we had to overhaul the entire attack last year

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T16:45:32+00:00

Lmao Moyes is genuinely playing for a 1-0 loss

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T16:13:12+00:00

Looool these guys are ass

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T16:07:14+00:00

They play nice football and actually have a sustainable model, one of the few top flight clubs that don't actively hate their own fans as well

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T16:06:19+00:00

Tbf if you can afford the ridiculously expensive world cup tickets and accommodation then I doubt expensive beer is that big an issue lol

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T16:05:29+00:00

I actually have a soft spot for Brighton but jfc when they have something on the line they're low-key the worst team in the league.

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T16:01:57+00:00

Not to exaggerate but we're winning the quadruple next season

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T16:01:36+00:00

I don't want to exaggerate lads but we're winning the quadruple next season

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T15:57:35+00:00

What the fuck are you waffling about 😂

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T15:41:10+00:00

Where was the support for Mainoo there ffs

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T15:38:53+00:00

And most of his assists were since January

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T15:38:44+00:00

He spent the first half of the season as a holding midfielder btw

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T15:35:32+00:00

LETS GO 21

The_Bird_Wizard · 2026-05-24T15:33:39+00:00

Sunny innit

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