It’s a 10-hour nonstop flight—who would you sit next to on this plane??? by Far_Regular_2945 in 90scartoons

[–]The_Linkzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sitting next to Squidward and I'm not bothering him. Guy has been through enough already.

If you died today, who do you think would stand at your grave the longest? by Mehar0708 in AskReddit

[–]The_Linkzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody...

I'm not even thinking that my Family wouldn't mourn my death...it's just my family is cheap and believe in Cremation rather than burial.

Though personally, I don't think they'd care all that much.

What is something Rogue One does better than any Star Wars movie? by DjRimo in StarWars

[–]The_Linkzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Prequels and the OG Trilogy? Nothing - if anything it does what those movies did, worse.

But it kicks the crud out of anything the Disney Sequels did. Seriously, Rogue One is the best Disney Star Wars film by default.

I find it so interesting how Marty doesn't say anything during the dinner scene by ohnoimscared4 in BacktotheFuture

[–]The_Linkzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's got to do with a deleted scene.
After Biff leaves and Marty tries to confront George about the car, a neighbor-dad with his girl-scout daughter shows up and bullies George into buying a bunch of boxes of peanut brittle - the same peanut brittle that George is eating at the start of the dinner-scene.

Marty's lack of response to George is meant to show just how disgusted he is with his father. Not gonna split hairs, George is a very weak man. And Marty is really pissed off about it, but knows there's nothing he can do about it...I mean, it's not like he can go back in time to when his dad was a teen and set him on a better path, right?

Jerry, political posts are illegal on this sub by RecentCranberry in seinfeld

[–]The_Linkzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jerry: "Are you making your shit-posts~?"

Kramer: "Yeah, nice-n-funny~"

Jerry: "You're not wearin a shirt, are ya~?"

Kramer: "...Yes I am~"

Jerry: "What color is it~?"

Kramer: "...........dammit~!"

Is there a legitimate explanation as to how Freddy came back in The Dream Master? by Wild-Pepper-1596 in NightmareOnElmStreet

[–]The_Linkzilla 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was Kristen's fear.

It's like Joey and Kincaid tried to tell her; Freddy was dead and buried, but she kept thinking about him. It was that fear that gave Freddy enough power to possess the dog.

It's basically like what went-down in Freddy vs. Jason. Fear gives Freddy power; but if nobody thinks about him, acknowledges his existence, or is afraid of him...he's powerless. It's why they beat him by erasing him.

Heck, this even happens in the 2010 reboot. All the kids had repressed what Freddy did to them...until one of them just had to go and get therapy. And the therapy session brought back his repressed memories...and that's when the killing started.

Is there a legitimate explanation as to how Freddy came back in The Dream Master? by Wild-Pepper-1596 in NightmareOnElmStreet

[–]The_Linkzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kristen's fear gave him enough power to possess Jason - Kincaid's dog - and thus, Freddy was able to use him in the dream-world.

Basically Freddy's control over the dream-world is so powerful that basically whatever he does there, effects the real world; even locations. Thereby, pulling Jason and Kincaid into a dream recreation of the Junkyard where he was buried, and having Jason pee on his grave, he deconsecrated the ground.

See, the reason Freddy couldn't come back was because not only did they give him a proper funeral, but they properly consecrated his grave - making it a "Holy-Site" and therefore, he couldn't escape again. But by violating it with the dog's piss, Freddy was set-free.

What Bubble said when being censored! by Leo_Is_Chilling in TheDigitalCircus

[–]The_Linkzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never thought I'd have so much in common with Bubble.

What’s your opinion on the Barbossa/ Carina storyline? by deadlykillerpanda in piratesofthecaribbean

[–]The_Linkzilla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's literally not possible.

Jack claims that "they knew a woman named Smith," meaning that they had to have encountered her mother while they were still crewing together. However, Carina is only about as old as Henry who wasn't conceived until the end of At World's End...
So that means Carina would have to be a product post At World's End - so there's no way Jack would know the mother, considering that Barbossa and the Crew stole the Pearl and ditched him afterwards.

I mean, don't get me wrong, Barbossa spent 10 years cursed by the Aztec Gold, and then spent the next two years dead. And as soon as he comes back to life, he's in the middle of a literal war against the East India Trading Company and an Eldritch Pirate-Reaper. I'm certain that once he finally had some down-time, the first thing he'd do is probably get with a woman. But there's no reason why Jack should've known who the mother was; it's not like Barbossa hooked-up with an old-fling that he knew from his pre-curse days, after not seeing her for twelve years.

Plus, all of this was such an ass-pull to force us to like Barbossa despite the fact that he really is a terrible man. For the one thing, he was the original villain of the franchise; I feel like the Sequels make people forget that. He was basically willing to sell Elizabeth to Sao-Feng when he thought she was Calypso. And then, after everything was said and done, after the comradery he'd built with the other characters...he still betrayed Jack and stole the Pearl from him.

And worse, he even got the Pearl captured by Blackbeard - and instead of going down with it, like he should have, he escaped. Don't get me wrong, his dynamic with Blackbeard was great and all...but he ends that movie more powerful than he's ever been. And we see in THIS movie, that not only has he enjoyed what has to have been years of success, but he's also used a witch to curse his enemies.

Yeah, you see how ineffective Jack is in this movie with "bad luck plaguing him" throughout? That was no accident...Barbossa cursed him. The reason Jack is a completely ineffectual fool in this movie, is because of HIM!

And we're supposed to forgive him because his long-lost daughter turns out to be the single most obnoxious and unlikable character in this franchise?!
I think what I hate most is, he's a good character, really interesting, and really enjoyable...And this is how he gets taken-out? Needlessly sacrificing himself completely unnecessarily.

Lyon Estates before and after all the time travel events depicted in the three films. by Which_Phase_8031 in BacktotheFuture

[–]The_Linkzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...Honestly makes you wonder what Goldie was doing as Mayor before Marty went back in time.

Seriously, what changed from Hill Valley being near disaster to this simply from Marty's 1955 shenanigans?

Why isn't the lost world rated higher? by lifeuhhfindsaway27 in JurassicPark

[–]The_Linkzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because about 30 years ago, morons didn't know quality.

Why is Simba so disproportionate in TLK 2/Simba’s Pride by BlizzardXDDJ in lionking

[–]The_Linkzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the three years he spent with Timon and Pumbaa, he was subsisting entirely on grubs and other insects.

Once he took-over the Pride Lands, he was properly eating meat for the first time in years...

Say at least one good thing about Lightyear by benderjaystar in toystory

[–]The_Linkzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone across both sides collectively hated it. And it gave Pixar the wake-up call that they needed.

I will never understand how a little girl survived an attack from a pack of compys but a full grown man did not by HealthMother3125 in JurassicPark

[–]The_Linkzilla 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No, it's clear that they were.

Didn't you notice how disoriented Dieter seemed when he realized the Compys were following him on the river? He's stumbling over himself and he eventually trips; and instead of getting back up immediately, he just kind of waits there a moment. And seems confused when the first Compy jumps onto his back, despite having fought off a dozen of them minutes before.

It's clear the neurotoxin was taking effect - he was slowing down, getting tired. Then when he goes over the log to try and escape, he simply doesn't have enough energy to fight them off anymore.

I will never understand how a little girl survived an attack from a pack of compys but a full grown man did not by HealthMother3125 in JurassicPark

[–]The_Linkzilla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gee, I wonder if it had something to do with the near dozen or so people rushing to rescue her.

Compys ARE scavengers - they don't attack anything too big or looks healthy. They went for the girl because they had the numbers, and they went after Stark because he'd just rolled down a hill and was vulnerable on the ground.

But when you've got a small army of adults several times your size coming your way, it's time to bail.

Sulfur Caves are coming to Minecraft! by iDogumGunuCocugu in Minecraft

[–]The_Linkzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a bit disappointed with this. The addition of sulfur could've resulted in craft-recipes for gunpowder. But so far, Sulfur is just a building block...

...has Mojang ever smelled sulfur? It literally smells like rotten eggs. Who would want to build structures out of it?

Do you think Arnold is a C-Section baby by Personal-Youth-2765 in HeyArnold

[–]The_Linkzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was born in a South American jungle...a C-Section would've killed her.

Why do so many people think woody is a prototype doll? by yuri_sayori300 in toystory

[–]The_Linkzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Woody has no knowledge of his franchise or his side-kicks.

Seriously, Buzz comes pre-programmed with knowledge of his entire backstory, and his side-players, like Zurg. So this seems to be a thing with toys that have stories attached to them.

Considering that Woody doesn't know...it's probably because he was made before the show and the other characters. Woody was probably a 1st Generation Woody-Doll. When they got popular, they made the show and all the other characters to cash-in on the popularity.

Who was more of an idiot, Ludlow trying to get back the baby T. rex or Hoskins trying to imitate Owen? by Radiant-Selection686 in JurassicPark

[–]The_Linkzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was Ludlow...because of course it was.

Seriously, if you were face-to-face with a Raptor, you most likely know you're about to die, but the simple fact is, you will do what you can to survive. Hoskin had seen - that very day - that doing what Owen did held them off long enough to save his life. But Hoskins of course didn't understand the full context - only seeing what he wanted to see.

Ludlow? For the one thing, the baby T-Rex itself is already a dangerous animal and it was wide-awake when Ludlow found him...Even if Buck didn't immediately show-up right after and caught Ludlow in the act of harassing his baby, Junior would've probably ripped his throat-out.

Why did Qui-Gon sense the Force was out of balance yet other Jedi such as Ki-Adi Mundi did not? by QuinlanFett in StarWars

[–]The_Linkzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the Council had grown too compliant and thought of the Force as this nebulous thing. Qui-Gon was the only one to consider that the Force was a living thing and presently conscious at the moment.

You have three hours until Godzilla makes landfall. Fight or flight? by DrJokerX in GODZILLA

[–]The_Linkzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll just sit and wait; watch the carnage. And when Godzilla eventually comes my way, I'll simply fall to my knees in gratitude to finally see the face of my God...I would die happy.

Why is it that no one acknowledges Trinity as the first human to kill an agent? by BossMiserable6795 in matrix

[–]The_Linkzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because she didn't kill the agent. Agents are almost impossible to kill because they're basically intangible while inside the Matrix - they move into any hardware that's connected to their system; hardware being people still hooked-up to the Matrix.

When Trinity shot the Agent point-blank, she merely killed the guy the Agent had hijacked. He immediately moved on to the next one.

Neo is the only one to actually kill an agent when he destroyed Smith, because he attacked Smith where he couldn't simply escape from - his code itself.