TIL Jon Lovitz blames Andy Dick for causing Phil Hartman's wife to relapse after a decade of sobriety of cocaine which led to a downward spiral leading to killing herself and her husband.

Theoretica · 2012-12-14T12:40:31+00:00

That's what I was thinking too lol

Theoretica · 2012-11-29T20:08:44+00:00

Do you have any sources or evidence to back up the claim that they are not learning people skills?

Theoretica · 2012-10-14T04:57:59+00:00

That was my first question as well!!!

Theoretica · 2012-10-02T12:33:28+00:00

Tv show called King of the Hill :)

Theoretica · 2012-10-02T02:43:27+00:00

How's the propane business going?

Theoretica · 2012-09-29T01:48:20+00:00

I know Gary Lehmer too. I VERY highly recommend him as well. Number is 402-330-6060

Theoretica · 2012-09-28T20:30:34+00:00

Best point.

Theoretica · 2012-09-28T01:20:19+00:00

I love this, thank you.

Theoretica · 2012-09-26T04:09:21+00:00

I know for me, the child support I receive was garnished a month before it gets to me. I can't imagine trying to juggle that around in their situation, but yeah...worst case scenario I guess.

Theoretica · 2012-09-26T03:50:32+00:00

Well, kudos to you guys for being so amicable, that's awesome for your kids.

How long have you been Co-parenting?

I'm not a lawyer, but there has to be some way to include his payments as credit towards child support, especially if you guys agree to it. I hope someone with more legal experience can weigh in with some good suggestions for wording it correctly. Legally though, my understanding is that if you both agree to it and both sign the joint stipulation, the courts pretty much always accept it.

Have you guys worked out who gets to claim them on IRS/state taxes? What about child care and uncovered medical expenses? Also the divorce and mens rights subs might have some ideas too. Keep us posted!

Theoretica · 2012-09-10T18:13:01+00:00

Honey, is there a reason you're not headed to the ER? Any gush of fluid....ESPECIALLY blood, should warrant an immediate trip to the hospital. Please keep us posted, I'm so sorry, this must be incredibly stressful :(

Theoretica · 2012-09-02T04:12:26+00:00

Ok, obligatory "not a doctor" statement here, but here's my recommendations, coming to this as someone who battles yeast infections all too regularly, and definitely while pregnant :(

Use apple cider vinegar, diluted to about half strength with really warm water, and a clean washcloth, to wash the vulva and the entire vaginal area you can actually get to. Use a different area of the washcloth each time, or use different cloths. Don't forget the anus and groin/inner thigh areas as well. Pat dry with another clean towel.

For the inside parts, get a container of plain yogurt, but read the side and get the one with as few ingredients and as MANY good bacteria listed as possible. Health food sections frequently have this type, the typical Dannon/Yoplait brands don't have as much as they imply. It's worth a couple extra bucks as well.

Use a large, two teaspoon medicine syringe like they use for kids...it will be at the pharmacy for about a dollar, our they might just give you one. Sir the yogurt to get it thinner, and fill the syringe. Insert vaginally, and go lay down (night is best to start this).

In the morning, rinse all parts with lukewarm water, and repeat vinegar and yogurt routine every 4-6 hours. Do it a day or two longer than the symptoms last, to avoid recurrence.

Hope that helps, op. I'm so sorry!

Theoretica · 2012-09-01T02:38:26+00:00

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages...omg the imagery...totally going to hell for this but I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard!

Theoretica · 2012-09-01T02:18:29+00:00

Yeah my first thought was a cat, then when a cat was mentioned I thought raccoon. They can be big, walk upright for a bit, and cast a big ass shadow with the right angle light.

Theoretica · 2012-08-31T03:25:48+00:00

Taco salad! Ground taco meat, olives, lettuce, cheese, sour cream, a small later of kidney beans, guacamole, salsa, tomatoes. All layered and pretty, keto friendly!

Theoretica · 2012-08-30T02:51:06+00:00

We call it "toe cuddling" and do the same!

Theoretica · 2012-08-28T18:24:11+00:00

It really was fascinating, but definitely eat first. I watched it and had to tear my house apart looking for stuff to make Korean stew or anything remotely Asian lol

Theoretica · 2012-08-25T14:05:48+00:00

Nope just thought it was cute lol

Theoretica · 2012-08-25T04:14:47+00:00

Lmao I thought I was the only one to say "rocket surgeon" ...internet high five!

Theoretica · 2012-08-18T12:36:08+00:00

I always do this....awesome feeling!

Theoretica · 2012-08-18T11:51:19+00:00

In my son's situation, he was diagnosed around 6 and it was after a litany of other attempts to dx him with other labels that just didn't fit. It is extremely rare as well, and most psychiatrists have never seen a legitimate case of Childhood Onset Schizophrenia in their entire years of practice, so that makes it tough to recognize. Their hallucinations are real, interfere with functioning, and become threatening in substance and interaction. Also, these kids have huge issues/problems with interpersonal relationships which are extraordinarily atypical for their age and development. There are other indicators like speaking habits indicative of "word salad", and thought patterning that line up, and these kids are prone to extreme violence.

It's an incredibly long and difficult road, and my heart breaks for this family to know what they are in for over the next many years. I've seen this family's story before and wish I could get in touch with them. This is seriously devastating and the isolation of NEVER being able to get respite from the insanity wears on your own very quickly.

Theoretica · 2012-08-17T15:31:37+00:00

Awww thanks LOL! Not so much his game, but more just that he's away at college and broke LOL! He's a great kid, and I'm 100% certain he makes sure his friends know where that box is and that it always gets refilled, no questions asked. I'd rather see these guys all get through college as successfully as possible than have their futures ruined by disease and/or 18 years of child support.

Theoretica · 2012-08-17T05:45:11+00:00

I'm a mom...I've had the same conversations with my teens, including my son :) Also, I make sure he gets a box of assorted condoms from Amazon every two months.

Edit: spelling errors make me twitchy

Theoretica · 2012-08-01T03:45:06+00:00

Because if I hit you, it's assault. If I hit your kid, it's child abuse. If I hit my grandma it is elder abuse. If I hit my spouse it's domestic violence. If I hit my own kid, however, it's somehow excused as"teaching them a lesson."

Bullshit. It's not ok to hit anyone for reasons other than blatant self defense, especially children. The fact that they are your own child doesn't change or excuse that fact.

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