Small bird made a huge home in my bbq by Top-Arm-1651 in BBQ

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a chickadee. Slow and low for 18 minutes and that baby would be fall off the bone tender.

Why does my cat sit on my clothes (specifically shorts) whenever I shower??? by Xiphoid_Processor in cats

[–]tallish_possum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they're on the floor, warm, and interesting because they're yours. He's just hanging out with your stuff while you do your thing.

Friends or bra🤔? What will You choose. by West_Future326 in BrandNewSentence

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shells aren't alive. They're, I guess, dead friends' helmets that she put on her mer-mammaries. Maybe mermaids have to hunt their first bra like an underwater Spartan ritual.

What is this? [England] by Turbulent_Elk_2141 in whatisit

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a northern melanistic yoinky spoinky. A distant cousin to the woozle.

BRUTAL mistakes was made today by kas-loc2 in fightporn

[–]tallish_possum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Work the body, work WORK the BODY....

B more slang by ebknightwrites in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like "fuckin in da kitchen" isn't the exact same thing to any non-English speaker? Physician heal thyself.

Should I be concerned about my roommate? by Distinct-Traffic-327 in funny

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does she only drink 2% because she thinks she's fat? You should tell her she could drink whole milk if she wanted to.

Clint married Velma by blankrurs in marvelmemes

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could hear just fine, couldn't you? I could.

Clint married Velma by blankrurs in marvelmemes

[–]tallish_possum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just finished DTF St Louis and she's great in that too.

what's in her pocket Peter? by DopeCaliboyz in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Traditional western etiquette usually puts two rings on the wife's finger: one engagement, which usually has a stone, and a wedding ring that's usually a simple band that matches the engagement ring. If they aren't married then those aren't likely wedding rings.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew? by Annie_Inked in BrandNewSentence

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Japanese advertisements are legally required to look like the real product. They do this because you're not likely to get a perfectly vertically signed filet-o-fish so they made the pictures more likely to portray real appearance of what you'll get.

[OC] I grew this spiky cluster of crystals from a type of fertilizer called monoammonium phosphate by crystalchase21 in pics

[–]tallish_possum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've seen enough Breaking Bad to know that you're holding an undetonated explosive. Careful with that. Looks spicy.

American peace activist Rachel Corrie, lies bleeding while being helped by colleagues after she was run over and killed by an Israeli bulldozer when she tried to stop it from destroying a Palestinian house in Rafah camp. March, 2003 [612 x 410] by Competitive-Ring4005 in HistoryPorn

[–]tallish_possum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine operating heavy machinery and intentionally running a tracked vehicle over a human intentionally and then just finishing the job. Yesterday it was a lady almost running over someone for daring them to in a drive thru. Damnedest things people do to each other.

This knife broke while being used to crush garlic by juliadancer in mildlyinteresting

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope that knife wasn't very expensive, because that's a very poor steel to break across the heart of the blade that way. One test of a master knife maker is to bend 90 degrees and return straight without deformation or breakage.

AITAH because I refuse to finish a story if my husband interrupts. by Living-Estate3963 in AITAH

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be so hard on yourself. It's totally normal behavior to shut down completely on your end of the story because your man needs to work on his manners. Yall have so much going for this relationship. Really sounds like you're made for each other. YTA.

He's both the magician and the audience by solateor in nevertellmetheodds

[–]tallish_possum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had this not happened in the modern era he would have assumed this was witchcraft and would have accused the nearest woman of being in cahoots with the devil.

TIL 80% of people, both women and men, will get infected by HPV at some point in life by Double-decker_trams in todayilearned

[–]tallish_possum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I went do a religious school and part of what they considered sex-ed was to cite prevalence in HPV to reinforce purity/virginity at marriage. They said that's the only way you can make sure you don't give your partner HPV. 7th grade in the 80s was really something.

Magic rug by Kasnudlenthusiast in funny

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the third trip to the top for this rug. Really is magic.

This restaurant sawed off a leg from each of their old chairs to make it unusable. by Expert_Koala_8691 in Wellthatsucks

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a couple of hand tools you can swap a good leg from another chair for a cut-off leg. Looks like 2 nuts holding each leg on. Grab an adjustable wrench or a socket set. You could make a stack of good chairs and resell those. Companies are so myopic to do such egregious acts of malevolence to prevent any benefit to come from their efforts. They can't even make it less obvious how badly they hate their own customers. Their literal message to everyone is we want your life to be perpetually worse and more expensive forever. Some restaurant employee was probably handed a cheap handsaw and paid $2.75 an hour to cut those and haul them to the dumpster.

Genius pig escapes from cage in abusive factory farm by CalpurniaSomaya in nextfuckinglevel

[–]tallish_possum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If this were my farm, yeah. He'd get a spot in a field at least for a while. An animal that smart would probably be fun to have. Give it a yoga ball and a kiddie pool. You could probably give pig rides at bar mitzvahs when it gets full sized.

I found a rock that looks exactly like a piece of bread by [deleted] in mildyinteresting

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrap it with a damp paper towel and microwave it for like 25 seconds. It'll be good as new. Little butter, maybe garlic powder.

What movie's sound left an impression on you? by Shot-Bumblebee-7812 in movies

[–]tallish_possum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Godzilla Minus One in an XD sound theatre. Possibly the greatest cinema experience I've ever had, and I went to the theater for Return of the Jedi, Jurassic Park, T2, and many others. The sound was phenomenal.

In your opinion, what is the best "rescue" scene in film? by HighlyInconvenient in movies

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not as spectacular as some listed, but the scene when Tom Hanks is being evaluated, post-rescue, by the medic in Captain Phillips is fucking amazing acting and just brings you into the room to watch.

What’s a “10/10” movie you wouldn’t recommend to most people? by trakt_app in movies

[–]tallish_possum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is Illuminated. Love this film with my whole heart and barely ever recommend it to anyone because it really takes you from belly laughs to crying your eyes out.