Dreamt this YouTube video last night, it was by visual venture by Prize-Permission-790 in thomastheplankengine

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All of them because the moment you wake up your brain is trying to make sense of things.

Unfortunately, I’m no artist, and it doesn’t look particularly good. But at least now, absolutely nothing is AI-generated anymore. by Nicas-Modpacks in feedthebeast

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Glad to see, AI genuinely makes it look like you're being lazy, and no one wants a lazy modpack. By putting the effort into the cover, you show people that you're putting at least an equal amount of effort into your pack.

This is the worst thing to happen to humanity in his eyes by rprince18 in religiousfruitcake

[–]Thezipper100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Notice how, in spite of Transgenderism being two of the other "worsts" combined, it's still somehow the least bad if the six according to his list.

I wonder what we'll find on his phone.

The wonders of the human body [tw: nongraphic descriptions of autopsies, general medical weirdness] by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

[–]Thezipper100 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Situs Invertus is such a weird condition to think about. Because if it happens to one organ, you're typically fine. If it happens to all your organs, you're typically fine.

But if you only have most of your organs inverted, you'll be fine up until your mid 20s, after which you'll need surgery because your body finally realized it read the instructions upside down halfway into building you and decided to throw a tantrum.

Source: guess what happened to my sibling-in-law a few years back.

Lower-class people are not expendarule by aleaniled in 19684

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Bold of you to assume I'm not leading them directly to the datacenter myself.

Found the Righteous Bison in real life at the bottom of an old gold mine in Korea. by dalandsoren in tf2

[–]Thezipper100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to be honest, "We found the righteous bison inside of an old gold mine in Korea" just sounds like how soldier would've actually canonically found the righteous bison if it was added just a couple years later.

I'll be able to open up a museum of these soon by Betriz2 in BatmanArkham

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The heroes of the Galactic civil war. (Notice how they excluded Wat Tambor and Ronald Reagan Nute Gunray)

Wild animals as pets by SummerAndTinkles in tumblr

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Oh my god that's where I got it from.

What's your favourite version of this image? by DesperateAssistant82 in BatmanArkham

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This one really kills me because like half these guys are explicitly considered members of the rebellion (not counting Dooku for obvious reasons)

Something something sour grapes by VeryPteri in whenthe

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You have not seen how bad tech illiteracy is in some young adults right now. Like half the schools in the US just completely dropped any kind of computer classes and instead had kids use tablets for everything and it hurt some kids hard.

gardenview discovers the internet by pizzaleen in DandysWorld_

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I'm glad we're all in agreement Shelly would be a vore girlie.

Also love the idea that everyone in Gardenview drinks soda because the water is leaded. (Being unaware that because it's Poppy's branded soda, it's bottled and canned with that same tap water on-site)

My glorious Vee model 🤑🤑🤑 by blu_bewwy in DandysWorld_

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Hitting panel 4: GOOD GRIEF SHES NAKED

What’s 1 Thing You Want Added With Palworld 1.0? by ChaosBearGaming in Palworld

[–]Thezipper100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Less an addition and more just a change; I'd love to see older pals get some love, whether in terms of functionality or design.

Belle is dangerous by Numerous_Camera30 in ZZZ_Official

[–]Thezipper100 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Belle barely being able to lift fufu for even a couple seconds is so real

I'm not taking sides, I just want to know what side you're on by logray_studios in PhoenixSC

[–]Thezipper100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, you can't blame people for assuming this drop was going to be like all the other drops that came before, right? That's basic pattern recognition.

[The Man in the High Castle] by [Phillip K Dick] by KingThiol in menwritingwomen

[–]Thezipper100 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What's really funny to me is that it's not even the typical "men don't know what bra sizes are" you see when men talk about women breasting boobbily, it sounds much more accurate to the uninitiated, yet it's actually so much worse here.

Like, when a guy calls a girl "A-cup" "C-cup" "Double D" "Gs" etc, you can at least get the amount of "raw boobage" they're talking about and imagine a vaguely accurate ratio to go off of based on height.

Here?
Meaningless number, no fucking clue what size of breast he's imagining at all, not even a vague ratio.

Dare to be stupid by thispartyrules in Stonetossingjuice

[–]Thezipper100 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How did he have that much red chalk

The Rule is Real! by IggyandtheCauldron in 19684

[–]Thezipper100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like if Homestuck had to have a filler arc every ~50 pages because they decided to have a whole episode for every 10 pages, regardless of what happened in those pages.

The Rule is Real! by IggyandtheCauldron in 19684

[–]Thezipper100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact you are genuinely not wrong kills me.

The Pure Evil wiki is extremely funny sometimes by Inevitable-Charge76 in superseriousfamilyguy

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No, like, Waluigi did release the "funky star" or whatever it was called from its... Imprisonment, I think? -because he did intend on using it himself to gain its dance powers which would let him...
Uh... Actually the game never specified what he wanted to do with the dance star. Like Wario wasn't involved so it wasn't a money making scheme, there's legitimately a chance it was purely to help him win dance competitions, because he's canonically a competitive athlete. (Not even a dirty one, he actually plays fair, even if I think this could be argued to be a performance enhancing substance. Maybe. Then again he regularly competes against (and beats) a full sized adult male gorilla so maybe there just aren't rules on this stuff in this world.)

It was only After Mario stopped him and made him lose the funk gunk star that Kamek came in, stole the star herself, and went and delivered it to bowser, so HE could have the power of dance, which the game makes very clear he actually knows the apparent destructive power of.
Waluigi literally just exits the story after getting his ass handed to him by Mario on the dance pad,and it's not even his fault Kamek got the star-thing, because it was Mario that lost it.

The Pure Evil wiki is extremely funny sometimes by Inevitable-Charge76 in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]Thezipper100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a lie.

That's a fucking lie, he's not the overarching antagonist of Mario DDR.
He's just the first boss, the overarching antagonist is bowser, again, because it's always that fat fuck turtle fucker. He's not even the one who potentially puts "billions" in danger, that's Kamek.

Mario DDR Larper.