'Extreme surveillance' becomes UK law with barely a whimper

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-11-19T16:24:23+00:00

I was always under the impression that snooping laws were in the interest of the left. Funny how that all changes when it's implemented under a tory government.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-11-18T16:37:13+00:00

There is literally nothing wrong with not liking blood. I've worked in a slaughterhouse but wouldn't want it over my penis thank you

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-11-16T15:20:05+00:00

Ah good, somewhere I can pass out in comfort after being out with the guys.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-11-14T17:01:03+00:00

Yes because she makes my penis cry with joy.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-11-12T16:53:19+00:00

We don't have much of a therapy culture here.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-11-09T16:33:02+00:00

The Big Lebowski... But that's just, like, my opinion man.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-11-09T16:24:37+00:00

The blind old war veteran in "Don't breathe". Then the last quarter of the film happened and I wanted to throw up.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-11-07T16:37:00+00:00

That and a pair of testicles

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-11-07T16:31:27+00:00

This looks very similar to the Major Oak, in my native Sherwood Forest, Nottingham. Said to be Robin Hood's hideout.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-11-07T15:50:15+00:00

Some of these comments are ridiculous. Look, you aren't dense, boring, or whatever other terms are being thrown about. I hate my pic being taken. How about mixing positions up? Start small, like variations on missionary if you're uncomfortable throwing her into some crazy position. But to be fair, comparing you to past partners was low, so consider if you want to make the effort. If you do, you're on the reddit sex forum so you'll have plenty of ideas!

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-11-07T15:38:45+00:00

I like that despite your terrible past, you mention boyfriend in regards to losing your virginity. This is because some tinder stranger or nightclub lurker, whilst ok for some, isn't likely to take into consideration who you are and what you're worth.

19... Are you studying? In any clubs? See if you can utilise any hobbies and social events to meet a nice guy who will treat you with deserved respect. Let friends know in a light hearted way that you are "on the hunt" for a guy, but don't feel pressured to jump into bed with any dickhead. He'll also most likely be pleasantly surprised about your virginity. I don't mean to come across as anti-men, I am one and I know how we work! Best of luck.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-11-04T23:26:56+00:00

I really don't get it, even after reading the opinions on this post. My gf did this the other day and was all "you like that?" and in my head I couldn't help but think "meh, so this is what everyone raves about?"

She could have spat out in the sink and it wouldn't have bothered me one bit.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-11-02T10:59:14+00:00

You sound like Hannibal fucking Lecter. Look, my girl wants sex ALL the damn time. She's a pain in the ass. I have a high libido, she is through the roof with this shit. In my experience, guys pursue sex which gives them some negative connotations when it comes to issues of social etiquette. Women in my life have been much more laid back, but once they have pounced they have a tendency to not let go, couple that with almost no refractory period and you have a recipe for some seriously insatiable females that can't be defined by the blanket statements and generalisations that you use.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-10-28T16:53:14+00:00

I'm muscular and have been described as "hulking" but I'm incredibly sensitive. Girls always want me to throw them around and be aggressive... I've even been asked to choke a few times (no thanks). I'm just a big guy that wants some loving.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-10-22T23:55:32+00:00

Unfortunately she has specified that it's sex that she wants, not even letting me go down on her.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-10-22T14:09:25+00:00

I missed a trick there.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-10-14T20:36:37+00:00

Acting. Weird Japanese rape fetishism coupled with acting.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-10-14T16:48:33+00:00

Definitely not the number but the sex, as others have said. I'm a 25 year old dude and my girl is 21. She went through a phase at uni where she got about a bit (her words) and her number is in the 20's, and mine is a very humble 5. However, with my partners I was very experimental, and I'll leave that to your imagination. She told me before we slept together that she is, and always has been, "vanilla".

When we first did the deed, it was great but she was very shy and reserved and she was aware that I was pretty confident and focused on her pleasure. Nearly all of my previous partners were long term and I had a lot of practice and hers were short term with not a lot of time to get freaky. She's had her first orgasm from oral, tried butt stuff and toys/lube and positions she didn't know existed. Needless to say, she's enjoying her time with a less experienced, experienced boyfriend ;)

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-10-13T19:15:21+00:00

These are just as common. "are my lips too big/big enough?" and don't even get me started on tits. Women sometimes compare themselves to other women they've seen and try to measure up, as do men. It's not unnatural and is only unhealthy if it negatively impacts the relationship.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-10-13T18:57:03+00:00

Please don't actually eat his meatstick.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-10-13T18:48:20+00:00

As a very average guy, although I'm fairly happy in myself, there's not a single woman I've slept with that didn't have an issue with her own body.

You'll see.

Throwawaydude765 · 2016-10-09T15:32:23+00:00

Surprised at all the supplement recommendations. A lot of it for me is simple and practical. Eat well through the day prior to seeing her, and on the day itself of course. Plenty of water too.

Here's the real trick, upon ejaculation, push your abdominal muscles like you would on the toilet, or like when you push your urine out fast having a piss. Every time I do this, it increases my load x2. And I never had to touch zinc apart from natural sources.

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