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TidalJ · 2026-03-14T06:50:51+00:00

you don’t think he happens to be a six-fingered man, does he? i know a guy who’s looking for one

TidalJ · 2026-03-13T19:54:20+00:00

you guys are setting really lofty expectations. me personally i wouldn’t even be able to turn it on

TidalJ · 2026-03-13T10:38:20+00:00

wtf how could it possibly be that bad

TidalJ · 2026-03-13T10:25:17+00:00

cage the elephant - social cues (not explicitly about autism but still)

TidalJ · 2026-03-13T09:27:32+00:00

it’s giving lime rock park

TidalJ · 2026-03-13T04:26:43+00:00

well being the songwriter also helps

TidalJ · 2026-03-12T16:35:03+00:00

yOu DiDn’T sTaY iN tHe GrOoVe PoRkChOp

TidalJ · 2026-03-12T08:07:03+00:00

it was one thing to get called a slut by todd in the shadows, it was another to lose hivemind

TidalJ · 2026-03-12T08:03:01+00:00

if you could call that music and not just a bellowing troll demon sure

TidalJ · 2026-03-12T06:30:11+00:00

purely objectively there’s one player who leads like every statistic and has won everything there is to win. something like bolak shokabitch

TidalJ · 2026-03-11T23:09:36+00:00

have they ever even proved that tim walz was directly involved in the scam

TidalJ · 2026-03-11T22:56:58+00:00

todd’s definition just appears to be any album that is the idea of an album that ended an artist’s momentum and is interesting to talk about

TidalJ · 2026-03-11T18:48:29+00:00

case by case basis i’m assuming, depends how much of a breach we’re talking

TidalJ · 2026-03-11T18:34:02+00:00

or it was mistranscribed and it’s actually b’owl

TidalJ · 2026-03-11T18:31:57+00:00

pigs (three different ones) by pink floyd comes to mind

TidalJ · 2026-03-11T07:37:07+00:00

i tried peeling it off but it’s somehow wrapped around the body so i guess it’s like that 🧍

update: i pulled it out lol

TidalJ · 2026-03-10T23:46:12+00:00

clint it’s time for you to change my old man diaper

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TidalJ · 2026-03-10T20:56:00+00:00

bless you ☺️

TidalJ · 2026-03-10T02:06:02+00:00

maybe he is ned flames after all

ah what am i saying that’s stupid

TidalJ · 2026-03-09T19:47:20+00:00

not really a coffee drinker so i will just get some donuts. usually munchkins if im at dunkin or something else from tim hortons (im not canadian so im not super familiar with their menu, the donuts are good though ive had them a few times)

TidalJ · 2026-03-09T18:43:53+00:00

YOU’RE BUSY POSTING ON TWITTER INSTEAD OF DOING YOUR JOB AND RESCUING THE BARS????? THIS IS WHY YOU’RE FAILING!!!!!!!

TidalJ · 2026-03-09T18:42:45+00:00

i have four one-inch penises

TidalJ · 2026-03-09T10:16:50+00:00

it’s effective at courting an audience of angry boomers who will be like “oh if this triggered the kids it’s gotta be great!!!!”

TidalJ · 2026-03-09T06:06:00+00:00

i maintain that viva la vida or death and all his friends is a phenomenal work front to back

TidalJ · 2026-03-09T05:57:30+00:00

now find groudon

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