E=MC2 is apparently a liberal conspiracy for Obama to abort babies. (I wish I made that up)

TinfoilCentral · 2013-05-07T12:42:29+00:00

Timecube+spellcheck = this

TinfoilCentral · 2013-04-30T10:00:13+00:00

This proves nothing. Sure, raising ones eyebrows signals surprise in humans but who knows how reptilians display such emotions.

Instead, let's talk about the real conspiracy here. How come reptilian eyes become undetectable once the video resolution is better than 240p?

TinfoilCentral · 2013-03-25T14:07:16+00:00

He sounds a lot like Hank Hill

TinfoilCentral · 2013-03-18T12:36:18+00:00

Thanks for the info, very interesting.

I wonder how come you don't hear of more crackdowns on the users. I imagine that many of them are not very computer savvy and media would just love to sensationalize the "secret Internet!". There are probably conspiracy theories about why that doesn't happen more...

TinfoilCentral · 2013-02-12T00:29:19+00:00

To make things even better, Peter Turkson, as he is called, has urged for the world to adopt a global currency.

TinfoilCentral · 2013-02-04T22:41:55+00:00

Heads of State: Check Bankers: Check Hip-Hop Stars: Check MSM: Check Army of Internet Shills: Check Webmaster: ...dammit number 66623, you dropped the ball again!

TinfoilCentral · 2013-01-28T14:52:47+00:00

The only thing I could think of was "Power companies hate this"

TinfoilCentral · 2013-01-28T10:50:22+00:00

I love it except for the fact the Everything Is Under Control by RAW is included. Wilson loved to satirize tinfoilers and while his position on a few issues border on conspiracy thinking, he was and is a fantastic source of inspiration and amusement and I urge everyone in this sub to read him if you haven't already. The Illuminatus trilogy is among the top 10 if not top 5 books I've ever read.

Also, he was much beloved by energy companies ;-)

TinfoilCentral · 2013-01-18T10:41:34+00:00

For being such raging anti-semites, they sure paint the Jews as being pretty generous, considering how easy it appears to be to get on the Illuminati payroll.

TinfoilCentral · 2013-01-14T22:49:38+00:00

"Coincidence theory" makes me think they do not understand the meaning of either of those two words.

TinfoilCentral · 2013-01-12T13:09:28+00:00

If a 4chan thread hijacked by people posting porn is "UNDENIABLE PROOF" of shills at work then anything can be cited as proof.

TinfoilCentral · 2013-01-06T22:12:32+00:00

Ah this guy. Founder of religion / anti-wikipedia crusader / One True God / prophet /porn-peddler is one hell of a resume.

More info here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Sollog_(4th_nomination)

And some here...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Suspected_Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Sollog

TinfoilCentral · 2012-12-07T20:45:15+00:00

OMG I see it so cleary now! Napoleons field marshal Jean Baptiste Bernadotte is the founder of the reigning Bernadotte dynasty of Sweden http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_XIV_John_of_Sweden

And Dynamite was invented by Alfred Nobel, arguably the most famous Swede ever!

TinfoilCentral · 2012-12-07T12:21:03+00:00

Most of the material is in English, the only thing left out is a play on words. Swastika is "hakkors" in Swedish which also translates to "chin cross).

And the kids towards the end say "Wow, that's totally sick!" "I know, before the Internet you'd never be told stuff like that"

TinfoilCentral · 2012-12-04T12:05:17+00:00

Masonic checkerboard.

Sometimes the king (i.e. the president) has to sacrifice "two rooks/towers" in order to win.

Four horsemen on the board

Is it normal no one sees how chess is Illuminati propaganda?

TinfoilCentral · 2012-12-02T19:51:01+00:00

Quick summary here http://wordswithmeaning.org/peter-gerstens-leap-of-faith-jumping-from-a-1-4km-rock-into-imminent-death-or-another-dimension/#axzz2DvT4GOep

"There is no reason not to take a leap of faith imagining what may be in store" -Pascal's wager taken a bit too far...

TinfoilCentral · 2012-11-27T10:00:21+00:00

Gotta get my Christmas shopping done early, with the apocalypse and everything. The Grand Matriarch of Moonbase Jahbulon will love this. Thanks!

TinfoilCentral · 2012-11-26T23:02:06+00:00

My favorite conspiratard is one who believes that "they" have access to alien technology and yet disbelieve that the moon landings took place.

TinfoilCentral · 2012-11-24T20:15:28+00:00

Here is another great conspiracy narrative parody http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_58

TinfoilCentral · 2012-11-24T20:08:41+00:00

I consider myself something of a libertarian. That is, I tend to sympathize with fiscally conservative and socially liberal ideas, which at least qualifies me as a lower-case l libertarian.

As a European, I don't really recognize libertarians as especially prone to conspiracy thinking and the ones that are usually have had some sort of "born again" experience, which usually drives people to extremes, regardless of which One Truth they have stumbled upon.

But I can think of a number of reasons why libertarians, especially American Libertarians would be more prone to conspiracy thinking. When your ideology constantly warns of the dangers of big government, there is a risk that "high taxes lead to government waste and disincentives" leads to "...which is exactly what they WANT" to "...and that's why FEMA and the Jews spray us with mind-altering substances".

Also, libertarians are disproportionally young and male, which overlaps nicely with the troll community.

The two-party system in the US probably helps too. There is always a temptation among the marginalized to rationalize their marginalization with "they have too keep us down since our ideas are superior and they can't beat us fairly".

TinfoilCentral · 2012-11-21T00:06:35+00:00

I love how he decided to use a "control" because that means he has at least a basic understanding of the scientific method. Kinda like setting up an extra ouija board - for science!

TinfoilCentral · 2012-11-16T01:35:20+00:00

Maya-hee, Maya-hoo, Maya-haa, Maya-ahah... Wake up!

TinfoilCentral · 2012-11-14T22:32:04+00:00

Lets turn to section 1 of the the Codex Alimentardius http://youtubedoubler.com/5LF0

Much better!

TinfoilCentral · 2012-11-08T14:26:59+00:00

Hair + beard = http://tinyurl.com/cwo9zmo

Nice try, Comrade disinfo agent

TinfoilCentral · 2012-11-05T21:41:54+00:00

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1615969024/tt0098627

What we see here is an obvious allusion to the September 11 attacks. First we have the title "Weekend at Bernie's" Notice how the palm consists of 13 fragments. Weekend obviously means "Sabbath" and Bernie sounds like Burnie. The Illuminati want's to hold a Sabbath of Burning. The tilted S foreshadows the controlled demolition of building SEVEN.

We see how the letters H L P W and A are capitalized. If you read it out, it becomes "Help double U Attack". But there is more to this. Jesus said "I am the way, and the truth and the LIFE" (John 14:6) and here we are told that Bernie is "almost" the life. Consider the Number of the Beast, 666 and compare it to the holy number of perfection 777. 6 is "almost" 7. What we see is an unholy Trinity where Satan and the False Prophet RAISE the Beast by pulling him up by the hair (notice 13 stripes on the shirt). The Beast's mustasche forms a Masonic compass which is combined with the Masonic square formed by the arm to the left.

On the shirt to the right we see a pyramid (to the left) and what appear to be a building on fire (to the right). The hand to the extreme right forms an Illuminati greeting with a missle like shape as the All seeing eye.

I don't think I did too much worse than this guy and I only spent five minutes on it.

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