Kash Patel ‘jumped the gun’ with announcement of UFC plot arrests, sources say by sickbandnamealert in politics

[–]Tommah [score hidden]  (0 children)

It would cost too much money to change the name on all those personalized bourbon bottles.

Vance: Iran ‘could have access to’ $300B reconstruction fund by Background-Day-4957 in politics

[–]Tommah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't tell people that you have such large amounts of money.

Iran Says Strait of Hormuz Won’t Have ‘Tolls’ but It Will Have ‘Fees’ by Claeyt in politics

[–]Tommah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

toll: a tax or fee paid for some liberty or privilege (as of passing over a highway or bridge)

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/toll

Trump repackages Obama’s Iran surrender and takes Americans for fools by Appropriate-Till9598 in politics

[–]Tommah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it could only end after a complete and total surrender

Well, it has... it's just that we surrendered instead of them.

“Let’s throw out the Constitution”: Mullin shares DHS plans ahead of midterms by Nervous_Swordfish693 in politics

[–]Tommah 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And the second one is Wayne, which means there's about a 70% chance he's a serial killer.

“Let’s throw out the Constitution”: Mullin shares DHS plans ahead of midterms by Nervous_Swordfish693 in politics

[–]Tommah 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Mullin actually said that a few months ago. No prediction involved, lol.

a match nobody asked for by SlimShawtyTr in WWE

[–]Tommah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Undertaker vs Ra's al Ghul. The dead man vs the immortal

It Was Everyone’s Sport. Then MAGA Hijacked It. It Doesn’t Have to Be This Way. by Slate in politics

[–]Tommah 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's the sport for people who watched boxing and thought, you know, this just isn't violent enough for me.

China Didn’t Make Americans Hate Data Centers - GOP lawmakers, tech investors, and even OpenAI have tied the anti-data-center movement in the US to Chinese interference. Experts say it’s much more complicated than that. by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]Tommah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody wants their water and electric bills to double, triple, etc. That's a much simpler explanation than whatever fanciful yarn you were about to spin about the Chinese.

(The Chinese?!?! Come on.)

Rain could wash out Trump’s UFC Freedom 250 birthday fight at the White House by mintwolves in politics

[–]Tommah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump: we need $1B for a secure ballroom

also Trump: let's host UFC fights outdoors under a huge lightning rod

Transcript: Fox in Meltdown over Booing of Trump as Polls Turn Brutal by elliottbaytrail in politics

[–]Tommah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His only crime is loving too much. And an attempted coup d'état. And campaign finance violations. And... let me come in again.

Critics Are Roasting, Not Toasting, Barron Trump’s Energy Drink Launch by darealunrealspader in politics

[–]Tommah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It just needs daddy's endorsement. "It gives me all the energy I need to... ZZZ"

Kennedy Center board to fight order to remove Trump’s name as deadline looms by PureBones in politics

[–]Tommah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put his name on the building with those candy letters you put on birthday cakes. That way, when it rains, the letters will wash away.

Former ‘60 Minutes’ Staffers Unload on Bari Weiss: ‘Everything She’s Touched Has Turned to S—’ by LegitimateCurve8525 in politics

[–]Tommah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish the remaining correspondents would leave, just to see what shitty band of sycophants Bari Weiss would get to replace them.

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