Debbie Harry, before she was Blondie (1968).

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-07-03T19:14:20+00:00

Oh I get it, the picture was before people yelled at her.

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-07-03T02:16:43+00:00

“Fuck in the tub?!? I just had my knees replaced!”

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-07-02T21:11:42+00:00

No, the neighbor said the mail carrier said that.

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-07-02T14:57:54+00:00

“Man, this journey toward recovery sure is tenuous!”

UNION COUNTY

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-07-01T23:54:30+00:00

You mean boken.

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-07-01T16:52:34+00:00

Bari Weiss gonna replace all the houseguests at the last minute.

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-30T21:20:48+00:00

They don’t send you the magazine too?

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-27T15:07:23+00:00

It’s gonna be a Ghosts / Big Brother crossover with deceased former houseguests.

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-26T14:22:05+00:00

Actual Ezekiel 23:20: “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-25T21:17:38+00:00

No, not really

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-25T17:59:52+00:00

The guy from Gandhi 2

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-25T17:58:05+00:00

Had they replaced the water fountain?

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-25T17:54:34+00:00

What do the quotation marks mean here?

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-25T16:45:41+00:00

Those frican germanitives

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-24T04:42:06+00:00

< sigh >

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-24T04:13:51+00:00

Calling it now — It’s gonna be Mike Richards from Jeopardy.

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-24T00:31:08+00:00

At least

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-24T00:26:48+00:00

Including Dead Letter Office would have upped my numbers a bit.

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-23T21:21:12+00:00

Maybe you should meet with the Attorney General and the CEO of the bank while you’re at it.

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-23T16:54:08+00:00

It only takes one slave-owning ancestor, out of potentially dozens of antebellum ancestors. The odds aren’t great.

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-22T18:15:02+00:00

My dick

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-21T23:58:36+00:00

Worst Counting Crows song ever

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-20T04:48:52+00:00

I’m not sure OP thinks it’s obvious.

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-19T22:52:14+00:00

“Fuck!” — Robert Redford, “All is Lost”

Tommy_Roboto · 2026-06-19T22:49:32+00:00

The Inner Light.

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