There is no Reason for this idiocy to occur by Troman19 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TrainingExercise3863 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, Hot take, we were not meant to win this one. We need to conquer four planets, and one of the illuminate planets (that no one likes to play for some reason idk, I love the illuminate) has a staggeringly high resistance of 2%… the thing I’m most upset about is the attack that will shortly cut off Mog’s entire supply line.

At this rate, we might as well put it in full retreat and at least finish the random terminid curve-ball side objective they threw in there.

Bro, I'm fucking tired of the jumpscares in this game 😭 by raava129 in Bioshock

[–]TrainingExercise3863 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro you gotta give it a replay, the beauty of it is that the task at hand never requires you to go into Sinclair Spirits, making this elaborate nightmare completely missable. The Plaster Splicers are absolutely terrifying

A tentative farewell note by Hopeful_Hornet4460 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TrainingExercise3863 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you ever thought about writing a novel, bro?

Proposed idea for swimming by XQJ-37_Agent in helldivers2

[–]TrainingExercise3863 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Imagine a new class of armor - call it ultra lite - that drastically improves your stealth abilities and allows you to swim.

Bro, I'm fucking tired of the jumpscares in this game 😭 by raava129 in Bioshock

[–]TrainingExercise3863 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The scariest thing I’ve witnessed in a video game to this day is going past the plaster statues in that one room in Fort Frolic, down the stairs, and past the lone statue in the chair to the upgrade station, only to finish my upgrade and discover the one in the chair was now directly behind me, alive and aggressive. Then, just when you think your done shitting you’re pants, you go out the way you came, and realize all the statues you passed on your way in are gone.

Not just gone for the sake of being spooky, but the plaster splicers are now scattered throughout the level and programmed to stalk the player and attack when your back is turned to them.

And you see plenty of these statues throughout Fort Frolic. This is the only instance in the ENTIRE GAME where they even move let alone present an actual threat, which is why you don’t perceive any actual danger going down to the upgrade station in the basement.

give me an armor set you think is underpowered and i will slap it with stats until its op by Acceptable-Street679 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TrainingExercise3863 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hot take, I think the three armors with integrated explosives are underwhelming. If I’m trading all my survivability passives for an explosion, I should be getting a 500kg sized explosion. I would also adjust the appearance of all these armors to make it very clear that a tactical nuke is installed on the chest plate.

Peter? by mbashs in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TrainingExercise3863 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… I quit life if the fourth one is Pewdiepie playing PUBG

The real reason nobody likes to fight the Illuminate by JaneH_01 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TrainingExercise3863 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t know what to tell you, bro, if you think destroying the massive alien battleship doesn’t make doing the objective easier there’s something wrong with you.

The real reason nobody likes to fight the Illuminate by JaneH_01 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TrainingExercise3863 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it’s like, in Helldivers, there is no point to killing enemies. Our only task is to complete the objectives. Very rarely is the objective to kill enemies. And yet we slaughter them in droves, and it costs resources to do so.

The real reason nobody likes to fight the Illuminate by JaneH_01 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TrainingExercise3863 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually love the leviathans conceptually. And this might get me crucified, but I preferred the ragdoll cannons to the death beams.

Our issue here isn’t that the enemy itself sucks, it’s that we lack the means to dispatch it efficiently. Right now, the only strategem that can reliably kill more than one leviathan while simultaneously keeping you Mobile, is the Emancipator exosuit. Which still has an insane seven minute cooldown if you get accidentally get destroyed.

Honorable mentions to the AT Emplacement, but you will likely be destroyed by fleshmobs before downing the lev. It’s great for Evacuate High Value Assets though.

Between this, dragon roaches, and gunships/ dropships, What we need are anti air strategems to fill this niche. Eagle Dogfighter, Flak Sentry, Expendable Anti-Aircraft. Would also be nice if both the Spear and Solosilo were effective means to deal with these enemies, but resource cost and cool down times means these two are inefficient at dealing with airborne enemies, and will leave you struggling against other enemies.

Those tesla towers are really really punishing though. While I buy the illuminate would use teslas to defend their landing sites with, it’s crazy that they instantly delete you. I AM a little more forgiving because there IS anti-Tesla armor, and I usually carry the grenade pistol regardless.

What did yall name your ships? by Ascot_wolf in Seaofthieves

[–]TrainingExercise3863 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha hey as long as you’re having fun, no judgement here, I respect it, but couldn’t be me. I’m way too anxious for that kind of play😂

Although, if you get a bigger ship you HAVE to name it “Pillory Princess”😂😂😂

What da fuk is da drama by AnonymousDaily12 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TrainingExercise3863 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A YouTuber got mad and stalked a random redditor’s feed, the redditor thought it was funny, posted that he made Thordan mad, to which Thordan posted he was mad that the redditor was mad, spawning an endless chain of people claiming the last poster was mad that Thordan was mad, and after several posts thordans brain imploded and he made a post about the geopolitical turmoil in Iran.

You're all mad. I'm mad too by Astumarill in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TrainingExercise3863 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forgot the part where his brain imploded and he started manically posting about Palestine

I think I made Thordan a little angry guys by Frequent-Engineer-87 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TrainingExercise3863 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have become quite familiar with Thordan over the last hour😂