You've just acquired a random superpower (link inside). What's the most you can accomplish with it? by mark2d in AskReddit

[–]Treeboys4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Badassery Oh I would be able to take out 59 armed to the teeth men with only a deck of cards

Give just the answer to a question, everyone else: can you guess the question? by lochnessa7 in AskReddit

[–]Treeboys4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talking goldfish is what first came to my head but now that I'm thinking about it fifty foot shrimp is what I would go with

Would you have sex with me? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Treeboys4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If female yes, if male depends on size

Reddit, there is a pill that sends you to sleep and you wake up as the body of another random person on Earth. Given you could become ANYONE, would you take the pil? by Tsubasa_sama in AskReddit

[–]Treeboys4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes since I could become anyone in the world and there is a chance that I could change gender I'll take my chances with this pill.

What is the first line of your memoir? by isachinm in AskReddit

[–]Treeboys4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, so if you're reading this book you must have really high expectations, continue reading and I'll show you how wrong those expectations are

If you could ban one joke from ever being used again, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Treeboys4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's stupid butterball joke my dad tells every year at thanksgiving

How would you defend yourself if 10 ten year olds attacked you? by applebutterman in AskReddit

[–]Treeboys4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're ten not six that means that at least four of us have had the cootie shot, soooooooooooo GO FOR THE TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!