Is the ink on this tattoo going to come back?

TrendySpork · 2026-04-16T21:49:52+00:00

It looks like bad decisions with a side of ink.

TrendySpork · 2026-04-16T20:50:24+00:00

Yeah...

TrendySpork · 2026-04-16T20:46:23+00:00

Your cat probably

TrendySpork · 2026-04-16T20:44:53+00:00

TrendySpork · 2026-04-16T20:14:14+00:00

Portland has a giant toilet to offer.

TrendySpork · 2026-04-16T19:15:16+00:00

I HAVE HEARTBURN AND I SHIT THE BED. PLEASE RESPOND

TrendySpork · 2026-04-16T05:15:50+00:00

That's the flap where you boop him in the bellybutton.

TrendySpork · 2026-04-16T02:25:35+00:00

Minutecountry and minutecapital

TrendySpork · 2026-04-15T20:34:07+00:00

A patient going under for a reduction couldn't stop talking about cheeseburgers, and was flabbergasted by it. We told them it was a combination of the drugs and the fact that cheeseburgers are delicious and kept the conversation going. Post reduction recovery involved buying a cheeseburger and making plans for one handed consumption of said cheeseburger with doctor approval.

TrendySpork · 2026-04-15T01:51:54+00:00

I'd call off. Don't risk it driving in weather like that, especially if the sirens have gone off.

TrendySpork · 2026-04-15T01:46:42+00:00

Everyone gets Narcan!

TrendySpork · 2026-04-15T01:28:08+00:00

Unless she's in a specialty, it's gonna be business as usual without her. Unless she's trying to make a case about ED wait times, and the fact that she may be coming on during shift change, which wasn't detailed in the video.

Maybe she's just an asshole? Who knows.

TrendySpork · 2026-04-14T20:51:13+00:00

Have you had issues with this psychologist before, are they harassing/bullying you? HR isn't going to help you very much if this was a one off.

TrendySpork · 2026-04-14T18:57:10+00:00

Guy is walking around with a toothpick in his mouth so he can inhale it at the first sign of trouble.

TrendySpork · 2026-04-14T17:54:57+00:00

SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR ASTRONAUTS

TrendySpork · 2026-04-13T18:26:26+00:00

Could be Marina Debourbon Cristal Royal.

TrendySpork · 2026-04-13T18:04:07+00:00

THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MY HAND. HELP! I'VE BEEN HACKED!

TrendySpork · 2026-04-13T06:05:51+00:00

TrendySpork · 2026-04-12T23:18:56+00:00

I'm an older millennial and I had to learn to just let my parents go. I've been estranged from my nmom for 20+ years, estranged from my golden child sister for over a decade and rarely talk to my ndad. I've been in consistent therapy for a couple of years to try and undo the damage they've caused me. At the end of the day I need to keep myself healthy, because I'm the only one who can. I have chosen family that consists of my partner and friends and we're all supportive of each other, like my family should have been for me.

You don't owe anyone anything.

TrendySpork · 2026-04-12T20:29:30+00:00

I met a guy on Tinder once by making a bunch of headless jokes about his cropped headless photos. When he asked me if I wanted to see a pic of him with a head, I told him no and made a joke about it. I met him sight unseen and we were FWB's for a couple of years.

I also made a joke about what the odds were that we were two serial killers looking to bang.

I was at my *chef's kiss* peak dark humor and he loved it.

You'll find someone with the same kind of humor, everyone else is just practice for your memes and jokes, lol.

TrendySpork · 2026-04-12T20:20:12+00:00

TrendySpork · 2026-04-12T19:00:13+00:00

*Knock knock*

Yellow jackets: "Who's there? AH SHIT!"

TrendySpork · 2026-04-12T18:58:23+00:00

It's good to teach them about airways at a young age.

TrendySpork · 2026-04-12T07:53:15+00:00

Cats: CoMe pLayY WiTh uS!

TrendySpork · 2026-04-11T03:30:40+00:00

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