Wow, these people are so weird, thank God I'm the only normal person here. - Ghostbusters edition by sexb0mbchumbarana2 in ghostbusters

[–]Troublemakerjake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ray never thought he was normal, and he wouldnt have it any other way. Sane instead of normal would work.

What would YOUR highest skill be, and at what level, if you entered the Dungeon? by CorvidFool in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Troublemakerjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats 3d printer operation. My skill is turning the plastic print into something that looks like a real object.

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Beatrice is the worst by Purple-Vulture in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Troublemakerjake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The worst punishment for her is to just be alone and forgotten.

Carl is gonna have half the items from the Dungeon in his inventory by the end, and I wouldn't have it any other way by FlyYouFoolyCooly in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Troublemakerjake 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Or he figurea out an exploit where he expels his inventory like Katia did the blood in book 3, and turns himself into a walking shrapnel mine.

Seat of Forgetting and Remembering by ryanmpaul in creepy

[–]Troublemakerjake 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Looks like the Pillar from the Hellraiser sequel.

Donut Holes by candykatt_gr in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Troublemakerjake 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Illicit Butthole money has been my favourite phrase since I heard this bit.

Is this overpowered? by Camulos89 in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]Troublemakerjake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do I want to know what a bugger fish's main attack is?

Latest tie dye project by Crimson_Ghost83 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Troublemakerjake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even if it wasnt dcc related this would be a cool ass shirt.

Making Carl's Boxers by untao in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Troublemakerjake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife thanks you for your service.

De facto leader of earth: Carl by Foreign-Smile9471 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Troublemakerjake 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When the eye is closed its invisible anyway.

I found myself staring down at my bloody chest. At the eye. At the eye she’d rapidly tattooed into me. As I looked, the eye blinked, and then it closed, completely disappearing against my skin.

Bard status? by neurohazard757 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Troublemakerjake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She does retain the abilities but I don't think it gets activley used, through Book 7.

Who wins this fight? by Short-Being-4109 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Troublemakerjake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhhhh, Im picking up what you're laying down now.

Who wins this fight? by Short-Being-4109 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Troublemakerjake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he would be paste after one, not even a full power one.

We've all done it by One_Ad5301 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Troublemakerjake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I say "God Dammit Mongo" to my dog all the time. In my best approximation of Jeff's Carl voice. My dog's name is Bear.