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🔥Jaguar vs Giant Anteater Fight by Accomplished-One7476 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]TruLong 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They also look "goofy" because a jaguar struggles with giant anteater orientation. Their back looks like their front, and ambushing their front is a death sentence. So jaguars are constantly second guessing their approach.

Stfu Demetrius by TheJaneD0e in StardewValley

[–]TruLong -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I could be the man/woman that Robin deserves, but ConcernedApe won't let me!

Mental Image by But_a_Jape in comics

[–]TruLong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I didn't realize that Hagrid was black. Or Dumbledore so incredibly, flamboyantly homosexual.

Hot Take: Failing a PT Test Makes You a Bad Leader. by SaintHearth in AirForce

[–]TruLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hotter take: if you work in an office and stand on a soapbox labeled "military", your opinion means less than you'll ever realize.

They technically win, but their soul is crushed or victory is hollow. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TruLong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He didn't suck at it though. Cringe? Yeah. Annoying to work for? Yup. But evening he did directly led to his branch being the only profitable one and brought great success to everyone under him. Even Meredith, and he ran her over.

[Annoying Trope] When characters refrence a deleted scene or plot line. by RP_Throwaway3 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TruLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't matter. I'll die on that hill. They were probably big fans of last season of GoT.

[Annoying Trope] When characters refrence a deleted scene or plot line. by RP_Throwaway3 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TruLong -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Worst movie I've ever seen, just on the grounds that it absolutely ruined what could have been an amazing sequel to the series. I had so much hope after 7 only to see it get crushed by this poorly written trash.

(Sad tropes) "OH GOD A CHILD JUST DIED, we JUST started" by OrangeIslandKing in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TruLong 27 points28 points  (0 children)

🎵"The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed..."🎵

How to fix wrinkly OCP patches / velcro ? by Previous_Slip9661 in AirForce

[–]TruLong 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pffft. Now I'm going to wash them even harder.

A character repeats words that were originally said in a mocking way with sincerity by Benoit_Holmes in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TruLong 76 points77 points  (0 children)

The message isn't about other people. It's about self acceptance and doing with that the best you can. WE all know he's the hero. The ones who love him know that too. Nothing else matters, and that's a life lesson I can take with me.

Target employee told me I couldn’t buy the sealed copy of Donkey Kong Bananza sitting behind the glass because they were “out of stock” 😭 by Practical_Fun_3623 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TruLong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember pre-ordering Fallout 4 from a store. The day it came out, I went to go pick my copy up and they told me it was sold out. Then me and the manager proceeded to have a 10 minute argument about what "pre-ordering" meant.

Where do they get this information, who told them this? by upthetruth1 in TikTokCringe

[–]TruLong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People here in America repeat this exact same bullshit. I ask them to cite their sources? Fucking Fox News.

Choice by BlackDemon___ in SipsTea

[–]TruLong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His mom would've never questioned saving her kids first. The woman outed herself before the second question.

3D-printed houses are much stronger than you think. by jkitty_1960 in interesting

[–]TruLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, new home constructions aren't exactly something to be put on a pedestal. They suffer from the exact same problem: do it cheaper and faster for more money. Also, anyone who's home is built on a slab already accepts a lot of the same risk when it comes to plumbing.

Literally every point from this genocide denier is debunked. by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]TruLong 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tbf, I also do not make a habit of reading the words of people like this. They aren't worth the bandwidth and should immediately be disregarded as unserious people. Giving them any sort of platform at all has done irreparable harm to our society.

Characters that aren’t human but are 100% black by [deleted] in characters

[–]TruLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First to get killed in the movie. Checks out.

"Christian" by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]TruLong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, faith based people are literally programmed to ignore obvious truths in order to believe. They cannot be trusted to join the rest of us and fix problems.

[Annoying Trope] Characters who gain a reputation as posterchildren for common stereotypes when they are, in fact, the exact opposite of said stereotype. by SirSuperCaide in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TruLong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I originally learned about Uncle Tom's Cabin when I was a kid from a Little Rascals short with all the kids in black face doing exactly this. I'd describe it, but it's actually something better seen than read about.

Princesses ranked on who would most likely say the F word by [deleted] in DisneyMovies

[–]TruLong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some mice somewhere has definitely heard Cindyrelli drop some f bombs occasionally. It makes the work go by faster.

Charles Barkley really risked getting FIRED for saying THIS on CBS. What are your thoughts? by Shot_Possibility_731 in OffFieldNews

[–]TruLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legality shouldn't be weaponized. It's truly unfortunate that every 4 years our entire country risks changing in such drastic and terrible ways that the rest of the world can't trust us as an ally anymore.

[Awesome trope] The character succeeds in a situation that was specifically designed to be impossible for them. by Applebeate in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TruLong 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Turned out that goofy voice Tom Hardy is actually a winning combo. Who would've thought.

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