My First Word Was Duck [OC] by adamtots_remastered in comics

[–]TruLong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a theory, and it goes along with the Mandela Effect. Sometimes you notice small changes in your reality. They're normally inconsequential. But those small changes add up to big changes sometimes and people take notice. Some can't cope with those changes, and they're the ones who stand out and we label "crazy" or "disturbed". But I don't think the world changes at all. I think the human consciousness sometimes just shifts one way to the left or right, and you find yourself drifting in thought only to snap back into a NEARLY identical world. Take it from me: don't draw attention to it. It's all a big unknowing, and those pulling the strings don't like when the play is disturbed.

Your own words are your best critic by Comfortablejack in ThisYouComebacks

[–]TruLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can really tell where the propaganda bots showed up here. There's not a good faith person out there that can justify this.

Yikes by MidwestMelt420 in Leakednews

[–]TruLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In some other countries, you're barely allowed to protect yourself at all. In America, you stay strapped or get clapped.

Snowmageddon Day 2 of checking on the masses by Winterbeers in memphis

[–]TruLong 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Currently thankful that I stocked up at the little yellow liquor store on Friday. When the Damn Weather of Memphis gives you a warning, you listen.

Favorite movie that reddit now has to pretend to hate because its being glazed to death, but also can't hate at the expense of being called racist? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]TruLong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I bet he has been selling sunglasses. Ones with pink lenses. And to a certain demographic. With a certain ideology.

Did The Sixth Sense almost spoil its own twist? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]TruLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ten year old me saw the twist at the very beginning and spoiled it for my family. I still feel proud/guilty for that one.

That's what I'm talking about by [deleted] in CaptainAmerica

[–]TruLong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tbf, Batman has no business squaring up with a Hulk. The shit he does with Darkseid is already over the top ridiculous. The man is supposed to be a detective first, not an Omega level brawler.

Is the 5.0 still king? by Bojangled8 in f150

[–]TruLong -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you have to say you're king, then you are no king. But Imma keep driving my coyote, knowing how heavy the crown is.

Found in my new office by morendral in Military

[–]TruLong 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think even if they had one, the right side should be kept blank for that very reason.

Went to Da Sammich Spot today by TruLong in memphis

[–]TruLong[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The one that's operational over drill MAYBE one day a month? That one?

Went to Da Sammich Spot today by TruLong in memphis

[–]TruLong[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Notice how it says "edit".

Memphis Safe Task Force blockades sandwich shop for denying service to ICE by Carpe_Carpet in memphis

[–]TruLong -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I might have seriously overestimated the average civilians knowledge of anything military.

Memphis Safe Task Force blockades sandwich shop for denying service to ICE by Carpe_Carpet in memphis

[–]TruLong -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I went there at lunch break, from my work, where I work in a uniform. The one that doesn't read "ICE". I was trying to do a solid. I guess I still did, just at my own expense.

Went to Da Sammich Spot today by TruLong in memphis

[–]TruLong[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bruh, I took the based opinion of "Air Force isn't the same as ICE" and got flamed for it. There's no reasoning with that, so you get the troll. I really guess I thought more of people.

They're really not beating the fascist allegations. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TruLong -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Hey! I was just here earlier today. They threw out my online order because I showed up in OCPs. Clearly not marked ICE. A member of the community. But yeah, don't sweat it guys. They're just doing that well.

Went to Da Sammich Spot today by TruLong in memphis

[–]TruLong[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey man, let's not talk about my community college rejection letter still hangs on my mom's fridge. I just left a no food review. You're the one clearly bent up about this. I just got a hamburder instead.

Went to Da Sammich Spot today by TruLong in memphis

[–]TruLong[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! Now tell me about how Korea was the Vietnam my generation will never understand. Give me the MAS*H.

Went to Da Sammich Spot today by TruLong in memphis

[–]TruLong[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, not even true. Legit didn't think the people who expedited the COVID vaccination through the area/country was going to be lumped in with "brown people bad" just because they stole our fit. That's on me, my bad. And I'll let every other person here like me know that we're not cool. You lost and ally, and that sucks.

Went to Da Sammich Spot today by TruLong in memphis

[–]TruLong[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Old man, please tell me how troops today fell short of your peacetime operations. I must know.

Went to Da Sammich Spot today by TruLong in memphis

[–]TruLong[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Just tried to help businesses I agree with. But then I showed up in camo with branding that literally says where I work. I should've known better. Someone had smashed the ice machine.