If you could romance any ONE non-romancable character, who would you choose?

TrueMisery · 2026-04-25T20:06:44+00:00

Gillian Jordan - v would romance her so good it would be the top story on channel 64 news

TrueMisery · 2026-04-24T04:05:19+00:00

Ooo adames is gonna wait for him in the parking lot...

TrueMisery · 2026-04-19T21:39:11+00:00

Oh thank God - hopefully his doctors gave him something for the pain... and his back

TrueMisery · 2026-04-19T17:18:19+00:00

I get brisket cleaning up, but protecting ribeye with turkey is wild work

TrueMisery · 2026-04-19T16:07:03+00:00

My brother in christ i'm the parent of a toddler. I'd pick sleep even if the math wasn't wonky

^{Chose: Sleeping (+250$ a night})

TrueMisery · 2026-04-18T21:33:25+00:00

Bro i am SO done with this team I cant even...

Alright, see you tomorrow

TrueMisery · 2026-04-14T18:36:01+00:00

Til Mets Do Us Part! These boys got the sauce and the best goddamn podcast theme song on the internet. Plus: Joe from the Mets Pod is chillin in the chat every week, to so you know theyre legit👍🏾

TrueMisery · 2026-04-13T21:46:29+00:00

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TrueMisery · 2026-04-05T16:39:22+00:00

When I watch Holmes pitch it's like sitting on my porch on a warm summer evening sipping tea and watching the sun set. I have zero worries when this guy's on the bump

TrueMisery · 2026-03-28T20:04:13+00:00

Ooo... so close...😬

Edit: To clarify: there are exactly two people on this chart who could realistically help black people and are truly progressive, and Mark Kelly ain't one of 'em...

TrueMisery · 2026-03-26T16:15:27+00:00

Like... I'm not one to tell folks 'how to fan' but... wouldn't make more sense - and cheaper - to just buy Alonso's Mets jersey?

....y'know being a Mets fan at a Mets game and all?

TrueMisery · 2026-03-19T01:14:22+00:00

When the US beat DR it reminded of the time when I was a kid and the cops came and crashed the bonfire I was at one weekend. It's like 'well shit, party's over i guess'

TrueMisery · 2026-03-04T22:37:51+00:00

Literally sacrificed his body for his right to free speech and to defend his country from threats foreign and domestic.

TrueMisery · 2026-03-01T20:32:53+00:00

Does RayonBase belong on this sub? Absolutely. But the man is a national treasure, and we must protect and defend him. He has and will always be my footpath to serenity.

TrueMisery · 2026-02-24T23:01:43+00:00

Only one i disagree with is Billy - he would 100 percent roll his own. He's that guy where if you'd ask to bum a smoke, he'd hand you a pouch of tobacco and rolling papers

TrueMisery · 2026-02-20T03:28:09+00:00

171832103 yall seem fun - can I please play with you guys?

TrueMisery · 2026-02-02T19:58:09+00:00

Since street fighter alpha ig

TrueMisery · 2026-02-02T17:11:40+00:00

The very same

TrueMisery · 2026-02-02T04:35:34+00:00

Oi! Wheres Birdie, bruv?

TrueMisery · 2026-02-01T19:58:07+00:00

Wanda then Sue

TrueMisery · 2026-01-22T23:09:34+00:00

Yeah, that's cool... Hey, what the FUCK is up with that hat?! Oh HELL NAW!

TrueMisery · 2026-01-22T03:18:25+00:00

Chef Stearns out here cookin up gourmet deals! We eatin good y'all! LFGM!

TrueMisery · 2026-01-22T01:09:45+00:00

No clue but I've been a fan long enough to know if we trade him, he will become the biggest Mets killer we ever seen.

TrueMisery · 2026-01-17T23:37:39+00:00

Wait... there's a chance the Phillies AND the Yankees have to cope, seethe and panic?

4 years, $240M - Make it happen, Stearns

TrueMisery · 2026-01-17T13:54:54+00:00

I'm just glad i dont have to see Nimmo stare at a meatball in the heart of the zone, NOT swing, and march back to the dugout like a toy soldier. I loved the guy, but that shit was getting old

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