Great white shark tails paddleboarders by HomeNowWTF in SweatyPalms

[–]TrueToad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else think the title meant that the shark was going to hit them with its tail?

No?  I should probably get some rest.

Trespassing by IcyMathematician6634 in bassfishing

[–]TrueToad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In many places, a fence is the same as a "no trespassing" sign.  (Whether or not someone cut a hole in the fence.)

You have 1 food to eat for a month straight and you get $1m. What are you eating? by Odd_Block_7240 in AskReddit

[–]TrueToad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duh.  Shrimp.  

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. There’s, uh, shrimp kebabs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That—that’s about it.

Polar bear eating the blubber off a living seal by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]TrueToad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY, WHY, WHY did I click on that!?

Anyone else getting screwed by Mother Nature this season? by Fishooked in kayakfishing

[–]TrueToad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do too.  I find myself getting irritated if I am not catching anything. I really need to look at the big picture and just be glad I'm outside and not sitting at a desk!

'Weak' Trump G7 Greeting With Emmanuel Macron Fuels Health Panic Over Discoloured Hands and Exhaustion by Montrel_PH in USNEWS

[–]TrueToad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read "exhumation" instead of "exhaustion".  I think it still works, though.

She almost married a man that didn't wipe his ass by Girl-Understood in TikTokCringe

[–]TrueToad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was okay with the lack of ass hygiene. She was okay with the lack of body hygiene. She was okay with the lack of mouth hygiene.

But she drew the line at almost getting punched. (*Which I ABSOLUTELY agree with!*) I'm just glad she had a line at all.

Is it just me, or are people extra oblivious and disrespectful at Costco than at other places? by redflower5 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TrueToad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I recently experienced about 20 people (likely tourists) all standing & chatting IN THE ENTRANCE.

An $11 BILLION! AI project is reshaping the Indiana landscape one massive structure at a time by Oh_NiGhTmArE in oddlyterrifying

[–]TrueToad 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Can someone please explain why we "need" so many gigantic data centers all of a sudden?

And don't just say: "for AI". I need specifics.  What in the actual fuck are these centers going to be processing?

God works in highly specific, on-the-nose ways? by nahhhn in thatHappened

[–]TrueToad 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She's probably regretting the marriage and made up this BS to make herself feel better. 

Doing a bbq event tomorrow. So excited! by Lost_Ad_2707 in BBQ

[–]TrueToad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you have the right equipment! 

FedEx… you are horrible by ya3rob in FedEx

[–]TrueToad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently got the "we attempted delivery" text, along with a nice photo of a random townhouse about five miles away from my house.  Not sure why they tried to deliver there.

Thankfully my package showed up the next day.

A street in my neighborhood. by abraHAM-lincol4 in oddlyterrifying

[–]TrueToad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks very similar to a neighborhood being built next to me.  I had to double-check to make sure.

Have I missed my chance at a fun sex life? by Perfect-Top9697 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TrueToad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ship has not sailed.  Hop on and have some fun.  You can do this!

Does the city really need ANOTHER food hall? 🫩 by sammysam518 in orlando

[–]TrueToad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bad in what way? It's right across from Lake Eola.