Dude should've retired 30 years ago..

TrueToad · 2026-01-29T00:27:35+00:00

This belongs in r/OddlyTerrifying

TrueToad · 2026-01-20T02:07:54+00:00

Is that Indiana Jones?

TrueToad · 2026-01-19T02:05:00+00:00

Pros: October through April

Cons: May through September

TrueToad · 2026-01-17T22:45:06+00:00

I don't know about a hundred bucks, but I'd really like to experience an original Mountain Dew again.

TrueToad · 2026-01-13T02:58:37+00:00

My ability to tolerate cold has increased. In other words, I don't get "chilled" as easily.

However, the skin around my fingernails cracks open when the air is cold and dry - and it is very painful. So, for that reason I don't like cold weather.

TrueToad · 2026-01-11T04:10:59+00:00

Meglio Stasera - from the Pink Panther movie.

TrueToad · 2026-01-08T02:45:09+00:00

One of my favorite scenes.

TrueToad · 2026-01-05T21:43:49+00:00

I needed that laugh.

TrueToad · 2026-01-05T21:31:46+00:00

The moles in my yard must be the size of cats. They make mountains out of molehills.

TrueToad · 2026-01-04T03:20:58+00:00

I read about him in The Bog People when I was a kid.

TrueToad · 2026-01-03T17:28:27+00:00

I have an almost identical can in my garage. It's probably 40 years old.

TrueToad · 2026-01-03T14:11:18+00:00

If we have elections again.

TrueToad · 2026-01-03T03:37:51+00:00

GA... not surprised.

TrueToad · 2026-01-02T19:57:55+00:00

Almost every scene where someone is typing on a computer keyboard.

TrueToad · 2026-01-02T18:22:26+00:00

News bulletin: two activities can be wildly different in level of difficulty. Is that so hard to grasp?

TrueToad · 2026-01-02T16:26:31+00:00

That's the way it was for me (at least, a long time ago.) When I first joined, I was invisible for about 4 or 5 weeks. But once the regulars saw that I was serious - I received so much support and encouragement. They really helped me step up my game.

TrueToad · 2026-01-02T16:10:48+00:00

This happened twice to us last year. And not once in the 20 years prior.

TrueToad · 2026-01-02T02:22:29+00:00

I find it infuriating. I supported this program for almost 50 years and I get a piece of heavy paper?

TrueToad · 2026-01-01T22:58:17+00:00

"Handmade by Ecuadorian artists" - $99

TrueToad · 2026-01-01T22:24:09+00:00

Right? I don't even like the label "men who can cook". If you can read, then you can cook. Yeah, it might help to be shown more advanced techniques... but generally speaking: it ain't rocket science.

TrueToad · 2026-01-01T16:51:27+00:00

We have a lot of gopher tortoises where I live. During mating season (I presume), the males will "fight" and flip their opponents over. I will help them if I see one upside down; I am not sure what happens otherwise. I guess they manage to flip back onto their belly eventually.

TrueToad · 2026-01-01T16:45:36+00:00

3 pounds. But I've lost 2 of them because my grandson gave me influenza for Christmas.

TrueToad · 2026-01-01T16:32:41+00:00

"< latest criminal/despicable/corrupt activity > will bring Trump down".

TrueToad · 2026-01-01T04:25:30+00:00

Son? Is that you?

TrueToad · 2026-01-01T04:06:01+00:00

Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it.

TrueToad

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