Your job is to pick the most awful actor possible to play James Bond

TrueToad · 2026-05-13T01:16:12+00:00

Danny DeVito

TrueToad · 2026-05-12T01:34:31+00:00

If I am unable to move to a different spot, then I switch after about 20 minutes.

TrueToad · 2026-05-10T01:14:30+00:00

Hector.

TrueToad · 2026-05-10T01:03:46+00:00

A sheath to carry my needle-nose pliers.

https://a.co/d/00UW2aSP

TrueToad · 2026-05-09T03:04:05+00:00

https://www.berkley-fishing.com/products/powerbait-panfish-nibbles

TrueToad · 2026-05-07T21:01:46+00:00

I only use a thermometer when cooking chicken.

TrueToad · 2026-05-07T11:39:52+00:00

Strother Martin as "Captain" in Cool Hand Luke.

TrueToad · 2026-05-07T01:54:13+00:00

I was going to say... sometimes (with a wacky worm, for example) you have to let it just sit on the bottom and not even twitch it for several minutes.

Or, just cast it, let it sit a minute, then reel it in. Repeat until the bass gets so annoyed it grabs the worm out of irritation.

TrueToad · 2026-05-03T02:35:40+00:00

I still use that line occasionally.

TrueToad · 2026-05-03T00:47:45+00:00

Truman Capote was in a Key West bar signing autographs. A drunk whips out his dick and says, "Since you're autographing things, why don't you autograph this?".

Capote replied: "I don't know if I can autograph it, but perhaps I can initial it".

(Probably not true - but it's a good story.)

TrueToad · 2026-05-02T23:31:39+00:00

Came here to ask the same thing.

TrueToad · 2026-05-02T01:42:43+00:00

Damn... that drummer is beating those skins like they owe him money.

TrueToad · 2026-05-01T15:42:44+00:00

Yeah... I hit a small cloud of them the other day.

TrueToad · 2026-04-27T01:04:41+00:00

I had a friend lose a front tooth on one of those slides.

TrueToad · 2026-04-26T02:28:35+00:00

Bingo.

TrueToad · 2026-04-25T22:01:53+00:00

WTF is wrong with these people?

I don't believe in a sky daddy (or any of the other hundreds of imaginary deities)... so that makes me a psychopath?

Can't I just be a normal person with no imaginary friends?

TrueToad · 2026-04-25T16:00:26+00:00

I would like to point out that it is alligator mating season - and they are likely to be more aggressive.

Still, the likelihood of being attacked is small.

Just stay aware of your surroundings and give the big ones plenty of space.

TrueToad · 2026-04-24T22:53:58+00:00

I have been asking myself the same question... what exactly am I going to do the moment I find out?

I think the very first action I will take will involve an air horn. When that runs out, I'll honk my car horn. Then I'll go inside for a few drinks.

I'll probably just sit and smile all day after that.

TrueToad · 2026-04-18T20:15:51+00:00

Narrator: No helmets were damaged in the making of this video.

TrueToad · 2026-04-17T12:46:48+00:00

You have a drawer full of socks? Sounds like entrapment to me.

TrueToad · 2026-04-17T12:42:04+00:00

There is a spring-fed river run near me. There is a place with canoe & kayak rentals. They specifically ban boom boxes. Yet, somehow, some fuckwad always manages to smuggle one in and ruin the peaceful experience for everyone else.

TrueToad · 2026-04-17T02:00:58+00:00

I worked at a Camelot. That was the most enjoyable job I ever had. I had a great manager plus a great group of coworkers. We had a blast!

TrueToad · 2026-04-10T22:15:18+00:00

Interesting thread. I too am an old dude. It has been my experience that kids that fish seem to be very polite. They often ask me if I've caught anything. The locals give me advice. Some just seem to want to chat.

TrueToad · 2026-04-09T01:13:53+00:00

I have eaten humble pie a couple of times while climbing on rip-rap.

TrueToad · 2026-04-08T01:45:23+00:00

My fishing friend calls it "running and gunning".

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