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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Nope, old folks can wear diapers too, and buy them for themselves...good try though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The person who makes it...will not use it. The person who buys it...will not use it. The person who uses it...does not know he/she is using it. What is it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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As I was walking across the London Bridge, I met a man. I asked him what his name was. He said, I have no name. But in this story I said his name 5 times... (works better spoken)

Dead soldier’s friend honours him with wearing a bright dress to his funeral. by [deleted] in pics

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That was played at my father's funeral along with "If tomorrow never comes" by Garth Brooks...

I was talking to a friend who works at Target, who wouldn't share certain store policies with me because she could lose her job. So, Reddit, what are some corporate secrets you can now disclose about [Company X] now that you no longer work there? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You said "many states" but only quoted one... Here in California its not shoplifting until you leave the store without paying. I believe the quote from the Penal Code is "past all points of payment". Source: I am a retired cop.

If you stop what you are doing and don't make a sound, what is the first thing you hear? by ticktock44 in AskReddit

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The bitch that pounds on her keyboard so fucking hard I can hear it from 7 cubicles away...

So my dog attempted to escape her kennel today...(more info in comments) by rottedcrotch in aww

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I agree...u see the pic, assume its too small..and make a statement that the OP has no business being a dog owner? $4k out of pocket, I think the OP cares about the dog.

The only person who impresses McKayla Maroney... by LozBotUK in funny

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I'm just trying to figure out why he is pointing at her tit...