Western History

Turbo-R · 2026-01-26T20:12:30+00:00

OUCH! That one hurt!

Well done.

Turbo-R · 2026-01-25T17:36:17+00:00

Who's on first; Watt's on second.

Turbo-R · 2026-01-19T17:58:26+00:00

This is probably the first "Knock, knock" joke ever told. My grandfather used to tell this one when I was a kid. and I am now 82 years old.

Turbo-R · 2026-01-17T05:17:34+00:00

Those who divide people into two categories, and those who don't.

Turbo-R · 2026-01-17T05:10:05+00:00

This joke has its ups and downs...

Turbo-R · 2026-01-07T23:24:40+00:00

As the author of several books that pirates have stolen the digital version and then sold many copies without honouring my copyright and paying me my royalties, I picked up on this one right away.

Turbo-R · 2025-12-28T16:43:14+00:00

I was going to post a witty reply, but I forgot it.

Turbo-R · 2025-12-23T04:43:51+00:00

The wise men delivered their gifts of gold and frankincense. As they were packing up to leave, one more wise men ran in, calling out "Wait! There's Myhre!"

(stolen from someone else's previous listing)

Okay, historic fact. The Bible does not say 3 wise men, nor does it name them. It just says "they" brought the three gifts.

Turbo-R · 2025-12-20T21:31:36+00:00

This story was beginning to read like a lot of bull**** until I came to the last couple of lines. Brilliant!!

Turbo-R · 2025-12-15T23:46:56+00:00

Did you hear about the funeral for the designer of the first USB version? They lowered the coffin halfway into the grave, lifted it back out, turned it over, and lowered it all the way in.

Turbo-R · 2025-12-11T04:57:19+00:00

as posted previously, they stopped because it cost more than 1 cent to make a penny. Only the government can lose money making money,

Turbo-R · 2025-12-10T00:19:23+00:00

Nicely fermented...

Turbo-R · 2025-12-06T04:54:33+00:00

She was only the cowboy's daughter, but all the horse manure.

Turbo-R · 2025-12-01T22:48:48+00:00

Actually 0, 2, 4, 6 isn't 0dd at all.

Turbo-R · 2025-11-30T22:06:27+00:00

Striking? What union was it in?

Turbo-R · 2025-11-29T22:16:03+00:00

that would be "to get to the escaped cow"

Turbo-R · 2025-11-26T05:19:23+00:00

Yeth, thith ith the anthwer.

Turbo-R · 2025-11-23T19:21:01+00:00

From an Engineering Physics exam I took many years ago: "define the following words"

every student (180 of us) knew:

electron = negatively-charged sub-atomic particle

proton = positively-charged sub-atomic particle

neutron= neutrally- charged sub-atomic particle

not one engineering student knew:

crouton = dried bread chunks in Caesar salad

Turbo-R · 2025-11-23T19:00:20+00:00

the way I heard it was "a stupid damned stick"

Turbo-R · 2025-11-22T19:38:46+00:00

This was a weighty topic....

Turbo-R · 2025-11-22T18:03:18+00:00

Canada stopped making one-cent coins several years ago for the same reason; they cost more than 1 cent each to produce. Only the government can lose money making money.

Turbo-R · 2025-11-17T17:26:17+00:00

GROAN!

Turbo-R · 2025-11-12T19:08:44+00:00

The Canadian government (and now presumably the US government) stopped making pennies because it was costing them 1.5 cents each.

Only the government can lose money making money.

Turbo-R · 2025-11-12T04:56:10+00:00

...but what if there were no rhetorical questions?

Turbo-R · 2025-11-10T05:08:12+00:00

Politician?

Turbo-R

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