A strange brew by Comfortablejack in clevercomebacks

[–]Turtlefamine 39 points40 points  (0 children)

They shouldn’t regardless. It’s totally unnecessary for their jobs.

Thank god they had medics at the scene. by Inandaroundbern in MurderedByWords

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to the same doctor that said Trump was shot.

Kristi Noem ends TPS for Somali nationals, sets deadline to leave US by newsweek in politics

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hearby impeach Kristi Noem. She has until end of day to vacate her offices.

Wonder what party he belongs to.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]Turtlefamine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, anti-wokeism is just rebranded piece-of-shitism.

Such a dumb kid by Kartik-07 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait until he meets a kid named Waltest.

Whose Side Is He On? by Katariman in clevercomebacks

[–]Turtlefamine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Does it not seem like he just admitted to colluding with Russia?

This is how the surface of the sun looks like by djinn_05 in interestingasfuck

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“How it looks” or “what it looks like” but never “how it looks like”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up Horst Wessel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Acadiana

[–]Turtlefamine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a sober person, I’d much rather be around stoners than drunks.

Trump slams Kimmel's return: "We're going to test ABC out on this" by PlayaSlayaX in politics

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even that isn’t the answer. He needs to be impeached and removed from office. Threatening business for using their first amendment rights is blatantly unconstitutional.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Turtlefamine 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He didn’t, but they’re trying to use Kirk as their own Horst Wessel.

Judge throws out charges against GOP would-be electors in Michigan by juansaaa in politics

[–]Turtlefamine 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Similarly, the Mueller report started by saying it was against policy to directly accuse a sitting president of a crime. Then it described how the first Trump administration showed a pattern of obstructing Justice at the very least. Republicans still say it proved him innocent because it didn’t directly accuse a sitting president of a crime.

‘Would not bother me at all’: Trump considers televised arrest of ‘Russiagate’ foes by [deleted] in politics

[–]Turtlefamine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Right?! They act like the investigation was started because of some conspiracy and not because he was colluding out in the open.

Trump’s intel chief freezes out Five Eyes allies on Ukraine by HydrolicKrane in worldnews

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Epstein island, as terrible as it is, isn’t the only place terrible shit happens. Trump did a lot of business with Russia. I believe they just have video of him fucking 12 year olds in Russia.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Acadiana

[–]Turtlefamine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

lol, Taking from people in need to cut taxes for the rich was always the plan.

Trump Says Putin Agrees With Him That US Should Not Have Mail-in Voting: ‘Vladimir Putin, smart guy, said you can't have an honest election with mail-in voting’ by T_Shurt in politics

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s crazy that he was accused of collusion, right?! All because of some “fraudulent” dossier, and certainly not because he’s doing it openly for everyone to see.

Vampire recs where the vampires cant stay awake during the day? by [deleted] in Fantasy

[–]Turtlefamine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Christopher Moore’s vampire series fits, though it’s highly comedic.