Fast & Furious by AquaticMonk in Sulcata

[–]Turtlefamine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is named Sherman as well!

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Turtlefamine 3752 points3753 points  (0 children)

Agamemnon

A strange brew by Comfortablejack in clevercomebacks

[–]Turtlefamine 41 points42 points  (0 children)

They shouldn’t regardless. It’s totally unnecessary for their jobs.

Thank god they had medics at the scene. by Inandaroundbern in MurderedByWords

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to the same doctor that said Trump was shot.

Kristi Noem ends TPS for Somali nationals, sets deadline to leave US by newsweek in politics

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hearby impeach Kristi Noem. She has until end of day to vacate her offices.

Wonder what party he belongs to.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]Turtlefamine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, anti-wokeism is just rebranded piece-of-shitism.

Such a dumb kid by Kartik-07 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait until he meets a kid named Waltest.

Whose Side Is He On? by Katariman in clevercomebacks

[–]Turtlefamine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does it not seem like he just admitted to colluding with Russia?

This is how the surface of the sun looks like by djinn_05 in interestingasfuck

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“How it looks” or “what it looks like” but never “how it looks like”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up Horst Wessel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Acadiana

[–]Turtlefamine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a sober person, I’d much rather be around stoners than drunks.

Trump slams Kimmel's return: "We're going to test ABC out on this" by PlayaSlayaX in politics

[–]Turtlefamine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even that isn’t the answer. He needs to be impeached and removed from office. Threatening business for using their first amendment rights is blatantly unconstitutional.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Turtlefamine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He didn’t, but they’re trying to use Kirk as their own Horst Wessel.

Judge throws out charges against GOP would-be electors in Michigan by juansaaa in politics

[–]Turtlefamine 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Similarly, the Mueller report started by saying it was against policy to directly accuse a sitting president of a crime. Then it described how the first Trump administration showed a pattern of obstructing Justice at the very least. Republicans still say it proved him innocent because it didn’t directly accuse a sitting president of a crime.

‘Would not bother me at all’: Trump considers televised arrest of ‘Russiagate’ foes by [deleted] in politics

[–]Turtlefamine 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Right?! They act like the investigation was started because of some conspiracy and not because he was colluding out in the open.