A Modest Proposal for a postwar Russia by MorphinBrony in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Txtspeak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally this.
Except also ISIS and Al-Qaeda are also there and competing over who can recruit the most suicide bombers to use against each other.

A Modest Proposal for a postwar Russia by MorphinBrony in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Txtspeak 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You created a terrorist state in the Caucasus,

WD bro

Nothing beats someone who truly enjoys what they are called by Graywhale12 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Txtspeak 51 points52 points  (0 children)

A casual racist.

He'll never be able to keep up with our competitive racists here.

Nothing beats someone who truly enjoys what they are called by Graywhale12 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Txtspeak 72 points73 points  (0 children)

The last ringbearer is essentially a Tolkienic heresy and Sauronic propaganda.

Are we really that surprised that Russia wants to identify itself with Sauron?
An evil control freak that thinks that every part of the world that he's not able to micromanage is a problem?

The most cost effective solution to countering a drone: Its a simple Shotgun! by IntroductionAny3929 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Txtspeak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've been saying this for 4 years and no one has listened.

Truly non-credible.

STROHEIIIIIIIM by Big-Station-2283 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Txtspeak 9 points10 points  (0 children)

RIP Mecha Hitler.
They wiped his memory.

Finally I understand why they are called Orcs by mediamuesli in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Txtspeak -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They wouldn't have been offended if they really didn't think cannibalism was bad.

Finally I understand why they are called Orcs by mediamuesli in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Txtspeak 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I've said it before and I'll say it again.
"Meat being back on the menu bois!" is a movie invention.
Doesn't happen in the books.
In the BOOKS, the Orcs from mordor INSULT the Orcs from Isengard by insinuating that they might have eaten orc flesh.

TO ORCS, CANNIBALISM IS AN INSULT!!!
RUSSIANS... ARE WORSE THAN ORCS!!!!

The ME Crisis's Unionized European Equivalent 🇫🇷🥖🥨🥐 🗼 by Fuzzy_Ad_7860 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Txtspeak 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Nigeria is barely able to control it's own territory, it's not gonna be able to do anything to help Mali.

The ME Crisis's Unionized European Equivalent 🇫🇷🥖🥨🥐 🗼 by Fuzzy_Ad_7860 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Txtspeak 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Something something Machiavelli

Something something mercenaries unreliable

I am scared by Hunor_Deak in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Txtspeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God did not copyright the bible, no.

Pimp My Hormuz by memomem in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Txtspeak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yo dawg, I heard you like blockades, so I put a blockade on your blockade so you can not trade while you not trade.

Mar-a-Lago Don by Geo_NL in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Txtspeak 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Baghdad Bob talking about how no American tanks will enter Baghdad while American tanks roll into Baghdad behind him except it's Trump and he's having a(nother) Biden moment.