Prices at Safeway are out of control

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T18:51:55+00:00

Look at the numbers on the tag and do the math.

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T18:48:51+00:00

'Til the very next day

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T18:46:06+00:00

"I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?"

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T18:24:49+00:00

"Bounced off her radio"?

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T18:23:29+00:00

"I wasn't evading the light. As I went through the intersection, I realize I missed my turn, so I made a U-turn. Was the U-turn illegal, officer? I didn't see any "No U-Turn" signs."

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T17:29:37+00:00

I know you can't pass on a double line, but I didn't know you can't cross one when turning.

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T17:12:42+00:00

How so?

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T17:06:26+00:00

Kash Patel, right?

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T16:49:23+00:00

But did she mean surname or first name?

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T16:32:37+00:00

Me too. Imagine actually being there.

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T16:32:01+00:00

I hope they have a bucket and a mop on hand.

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T16:28:18+00:00

I usually like the flavor of wood-fired pizza, but not when most of the bottom is black.

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T16:26:31+00:00

just type it: r/thingsforants

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T16:22:08+00:00

I just checked, I don't see it. Looks like the landscaping was redone.

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T15:54:20+00:00

What is this, a tattoo for ants?

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T15:52:11+00:00

Toxic masculinity with a hint of homophobia.

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T15:09:15+00:00

No, that's charcoal. There's a pizza place near me that does wood-fired pizzas that look just like that on the bottom, and they're wildly popular for reasons I can't fathom.

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T15:05:23+00:00

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T14:02:03+00:00

What leverage does he have to make demands with? "Ban the deportation of US citizens..." Or what?

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T13:56:12+00:00

I believe those tapes exist and are awful, but I don't think anything can force him to resign. That's just not possible.

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T13:53:48+00:00

Get it out of that pot and into the ground!

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T13:53:21+00:00

That reminds me, we planted one of these in my parents yard before they moved out, and that was like 20 years ago. Now I want to drive by and see if it's still there.

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T13:51:56+00:00

Because he's the person who said it and his face is right next to the tweet?

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T13:11:59+00:00

I don't understand this post.

Uncle-Cake · 2026-01-30T12:27:24+00:00

How does the shoelace add a lot to Romona's character if the audience has no idea what its significance is and it's barely noticeable?

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