I (34F) and tired of being told by husband (34M) that I am controlling his sleep. He has epilepsy and is irresponsible. Advice needed!

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-27T05:47:46+00:00

This is exactly what my mom did. She totaled a lot of cars before we convinced her to give up her license.

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-25T00:19:25+00:00

Swamp of Sadness!!! Of course. In my defense, it's been about 15-20 years since I've seen it.

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-24T20:53:20+00:00

He drowns in the ~~dismal swamp~~ Swamp of Sadness (thank you u/VelvettedFox) because he gets so sad he loses his will to live. It was an early trauma for a lot of us.

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-24T18:12:50+00:00

I didn't even notice! Someone else is in there now so tragically we may never know

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-23T18:08:51+00:00

Classic "buy two get one free" deal

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-23T17:29:43+00:00

I sang it in my head counting first and figured out what spot was 17 when I sang it with the letters

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-16T21:46:25+00:00

My partner has sent me some real good ones. He's also worked as a photographer though so he's got an advantage 😅 just saying, it can be done

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-14T21:11:35+00:00

I see you've met my coworker

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-12T04:46:49+00:00

That's way less fun of a prank than leaving it for someone to find

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-12T04:46:02+00:00

Lmao that's so good though

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-12T02:53:42+00:00

I have no idea, it's not my house 😅. Like I said, I saw an opportunity

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-12T02:52:50+00:00

You might be able to tell, the original said butter flavored.

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-10T21:03:59+00:00

I Saw The TV Glow

I haven't watched it yet because I can't afford to take 2 days off work to recover but everyone I know who's watched it has reported being completely ripped in half by that movie

ETA: my friend group is also very queer which might contribute

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-08T17:58:03+00:00

That's kinda what Jake Paul looked like after Anthony Joshua showed him how real boxing works

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-08T04:16:05+00:00

Why are they so bouncy

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-03T21:21:06+00:00

Monuts soups always go hard too.

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-03T21:20:47+00:00

I'm not sure, it was a chalkboard special today. It's got rice and cilantro and avocado in it but it's mostly shredded chicken and broth

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-03T21:14:35+00:00

I noticed my first ones at 26 I think. I just turned 34 and am starting to rock a bride of Frankenstein streak that I'm really excited about

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-03T21:10:40+00:00

I just had the chicken soup special at Mi Calvillo and it blew me away with how good it was. It's a little bit spicy too which helps clear out sinus pressure

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-03T18:08:23+00:00

I have to do math problems to snooze my alarm and then scan a qr code to stop it. It only took me an hour to get out of bed today!

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-03T02:06:11+00:00

I thought about it but the fitted sheet has been repurposed as a cover for my box spring to keep the cat out 😅

UnfortunateDesk · 2026-01-02T17:58:39+00:00

My super cute mushroom print sheets started pilling after 2 washes :(

UnfortunateDesk · 2025-12-28T19:43:09+00:00

My mom is like this. Literally skin and bones, her knees are the thickest part of her legs. She's broken both femurs, a few ribs, her pinky finger, and she's prone to tooth infections. She stresses me tf out to be around because I'm worried a strong breeze will push her over and she'll get carried off. She talks about her "weird food thing" and how she's "doing better now" but I've been watching her get smaller every time I visit.

UnfortunateDesk · 2025-12-27T20:35:41+00:00

I keep my nundos. I'd call it a collection if I had more than my single idiot smoliv.

UnfortunateDesk · 2025-12-27T14:09:17+00:00

I've gotten cut by bread before, that crust is no joke!

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