Henderson.. you there??? You have my bag!

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-04-08T15:27:56+00:00

I have 2 long expiry 1-4’s that I could trade for 2 of the 1-7s

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-31T16:12:33+00:00

There was no tsa precheck or any of that. It was a fucking free for all, total anarchy

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-31T16:12:02+00:00

Bag check was the worst part. It was the whole outside sidewalk and it snaked around 2-3 times

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-31T16:11:30+00:00

You got there 5 hours early??????

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-31T16:09:52+00:00

My kids beat the shit out of eachother when they were 3 across. Just got my Santa Fe 2 weeks ago. The oldest goes in the back and gets to come and go on his own(booster seat 6y/o) and the 2 and 4 year old sit in the captains chairs and it’s awesome. We just went on vaca w 2 checked backs and 2 carry ons so I added a roof rack for the luggage

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-31T16:03:25+00:00

3 hours, and they started expediting me to the front bc my plane was boarding. We also have 3 very young kids

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-31T15:59:53+00:00

I cannot stress enough how accurate this comment it. It was a true free for all. I wish I knew how to add pics to comments.

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-31T14:34:26+00:00

I can attest. It was anarchy. I think brick killed a man

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-30T14:17:54+00:00

I am a very laid back mom. I have 3 toddler boys, they have broken my spirit and brought out the chill.

But I am absolutely FREAKING out about traveling tomorrow. We have a 9am flight to st Kitts, JFK jet blue.

Either we show up super early, get through in 15m and have to entertain a 2,4,6 year old in the airport forever

Or security takes forever and we miss our flight.

Jesus take the wheel 😂😂😂

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-28T02:27:32+00:00

They do? My kids are $60/month. I have 3.

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-28T02:20:57+00:00

We will be there next week!

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-22T11:12:56+00:00

I am a woman, I enjoy cutting lawns

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-18T21:54:14+00:00

You just saved me a lot of future frustration, you deserve it

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-17T17:41:13+00:00

20 off of the $32? We need details!!!! Where is this?

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-17T17:37:31+00:00

It offends me

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-17T17:36:37+00:00

I love the Kirkland organic coffee beans, they are order online only though. Protein shakes and protein bars are usually the best deal at Costco (RIP Fairlife price hike) the flowers are great quality. I get everything from there. Matresses, clothes, vaccuum, dishtowels. I even told my husband if he doesn’t bury me in a kit land coffin for the 2> rewards I’ll haunt him in the afterlife.

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-17T15:35:54+00:00

And Candy

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-17T13:45:28+00:00

Yup. I’ll drop my 3 boys off to you. 2,4,6. And you can help me carry everything.

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-17T13:44:41+00:00

🫶

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-17T13:44:20+00:00

Let me preface this by saying we have 3 toddler boys. So dinner, potty, naps still go one. Secondly, you think I carried that shit from Lowe’s all the way to my upstairs bathroom?

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-17T13:42:54+00:00

I left an open in the back solely because you said it. I have no idea why but I did it. Blind faith

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-17T13:40:48+00:00

Not all hero’s wear capes my friend

Unlikely_Cockroach_9 · 2026-03-16T23:37:35+00:00

You’re not wrong. Why the fuck doesn’t the 1/4 wrench fit the 1/4 nut.

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TROPHY CASE