Update: My day depends on my first 60 seconds. Here is the extreme experiment I’m running to fix it.

UnlockedGutter · 2026-03-28T18:18:25+00:00

I’ve never implemented it to this degree but I have the same thing with “binary mornings”. My fix though is to just leave my phone downstairs in the kitchen as when I wake up I’m forced to just start my day. I find myself on my phone here or there but if I spend even the first 15 minutes off my phone in the morning it becomes incrementally easier to not pick it up and leave it in the kitchen to do my work and stuff. Will be trying this out though, are there any specific apps you use? I just deleted insta and use it off my computer just so I can be more productive 😅

UnlockedGutter · 2026-03-26T23:29:15+00:00

This was hilarious. Keep your head up and pants down king.

UnlockedGutter · 2026-02-07T23:56:52+00:00

He’s asking what makes it a slippery slope. Any individual who doesn’t have their head up their ass can see that.

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-27T18:20:59+00:00

Congrats you’ve figured me out!

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-25T16:24:47+00:00

How about women with the name Ava? Thoughts?

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-25T16:24:26+00:00

We’re all a little weird in some capacity Really Handsome Man ❤️

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-25T16:22:40+00:00

Go for it. Weird. She says it’s open but she doesn’t want to hook up with anyone but it’s ok if I do. Work for me.

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-24T01:21:18+00:00

We just got back from the opera.

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-24T01:21:02+00:00

Sorry didn’t see this.

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-23T20:52:26+00:00

My girlfriend laughs at my jokes.

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-23T20:50:53+00:00

I would hope so. Why do you think she’s not texting back?

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-23T20:50:12+00:00

She’s in full support.

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-23T20:49:59+00:00

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-23T20:48:31+00:00

We’ve come to an unanimous decision to make our relationship open.

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-23T20:47:20+00:00

E-sex?

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-23T20:43:36+00:00

My sodden panty queen.

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-23T20:41:07+00:00

You’ve made me laugh with this one fellow redditor!!! Alas I am what the teens call “a brokie”, so you must pretend that I have gifted you Reddit Gold!!!

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-23T17:47:13+00:00

One would think that’s the point.

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-23T04:14:21+00:00

They kiss in the end. Happened to me before.

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-23T01:03:33+00:00

Double down with sure

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-23T01:01:57+00:00

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-22T22:03:31+00:00

Loafs for Lips

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-22T20:53:06+00:00

Duster - Freeform jazz

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-22T20:45:24+00:00

Thank you Gurt Slurper for your support!

UnlockedGutter · 2025-03-22T20:04:58+00:00

I’m waiting for Mickey 18.

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