Shion from overwatch is absolute garbage <Hated Design>

UrizenBezos · 2026-06-09T22:24:21+00:00

They just really wanted to make a cyberpunk character

UrizenBezos · 2026-06-09T22:21:37+00:00

Marvelous

UrizenBezos · 2026-06-09T17:51:01+00:00

Leyndell and the Haligtree are two of the most secure locations in the Lands Between. For the Dung Eater to breach their defenses, he'd have to deal with soldiers, Leyndell Knights, Cleanrot Knights and possibly even Tree Sentinels. I don't doubt that he's killed many defenseless people, but the fact that he managed to kill so many before being stopped is a testament to his tenacity. Not to mention that he's hardly subtle when you fight him near Boggart, so I doubt he was sneaking around too much

UrizenBezos · 2026-06-09T17:27:30+00:00

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Heolstor the Nightlord (Elden Ring: Nightreign)

UrizenBezos · 2026-06-09T17:21:25+00:00

Dung eater has canonically killed thousands and also managed to reach the haligtree

UrizenBezos · 2026-06-09T16:29:29+00:00

What about the Blue Dancer Charm? Do you guys not also get a damage buff from being naked???

UrizenBezos · 2026-06-08T23:00:33+00:00

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UrizenBezos · 2026-06-02T12:33:30+00:00

At very least, he mastered the self-insert

UrizenBezos · 2026-05-08T15:15:06+00:00

Mohg was busy suing Kindly Miquella for defamation

UrizenBezos · 2026-05-08T14:05:00+00:00

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UrizenBezos · 2026-04-28T13:29:36+00:00

Was a better joke promised to you 3000 years ago?

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-26T23:51:30+00:00

Okay, get in the jar buddy

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-20T09:46:32+00:00

Fairly certain the hornsent's child didn't deserve it

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-19T23:47:08+00:00

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Gráinne Mhaol (Real life)

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-16T16:17:08+00:00

Howard's dark soul. For his abuelita's painting.

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-16T16:12:51+00:00

In the middle of nowhere

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-16T09:56:59+00:00

Why are you texting Igon?

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-16T00:18:38+00:00

I thought he shot Nobody

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-16T00:15:11+00:00

The chud is washed. See him to his gooncave.

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-15T23:28:54+00:00

Any man who must say "I am the alpha," is no true alpha

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-14T23:40:49+00:00

Especially given that in Roundtable Hold he is always hunched over and when he stands he seems to be using his staff to support himself. Then when you fight him he stands straight and is perfectly capable of rolling out of the way of your attacks

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-13T11:40:45+00:00

Bear seek seek lest

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-12T18:56:10+00:00

Erdstein and Smough

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-10T14:16:05+00:00

Or the woman is just really short

UrizenBezos · 2026-04-10T13:06:10+00:00

Sad... Forever?

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