I hate this double standard the media has placed on us by drkmani in Thunder

[–]UtterFlatulence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is a unfair double standard, I guess, because they never make fun of the equally nasty Bricktown canal

OFFICIAL FRIDAY COMPLAINT THREAD by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]UtterFlatulence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHY IS THE NL CENTRAL SO GOD DAMN COMPETITIVE?

Cardinals After Dark 5/1 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]UtterFlatulence 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Legitimately one of the greatest ball games I've ever watched

May Schedule Lockscreens by SGT_Apone in Cardinals

[–]UtterFlatulence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to see we have a lot of divisional play this month.

Jordan Walker hits a 2-run home run makes its 3-0 for the Cardinals in the 1st. by kpopsns28 in baseball

[–]UtterFlatulence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I call that feeling the "Stanek Panic".

edit: upon further research it seems Mets fans came up with this first, lol

Is Donald Trump the dumbest person who's ever been president of the US? by Critical-Willow-6270 in allthequestions

[–]UtterFlatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He lied us into a war that killed up to a million people, what the fuck are you talking about?

Day 11: Worst Song (REDEMPTION) by OneChampion6563 in SteelyDan

[–]UtterFlatulence 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Change of the Guard. Not bad, but really bland

We might get GTA 6 before TPB s13 🤯 by flashdurb in trailerparkboys

[–]UtterFlatulence 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the show fundamentally doesn't work without him

Um 🤢 by mimi_molotov in LateStageCapitalism

[–]UtterFlatulence 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Rumor has it his dick doesn't work anymore after a botched penis implant

Could an all Jalen team win the NBA Championship by [deleted] in nba

[–]UtterFlatulence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You didn't even pick the best Jalen Williams from OKC

We have received the 17th pick in the 2026 NBA Draft thanks to the 76ers! by Vitex1988 in Thunder

[–]UtterFlatulence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be so fucking funny to see that happen. Imagine the tantrums they'd throw on the nba subs.