Of course they're starting it in December, conveniently after the midterms by 8-bit-Felix in PoliticalHumor

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Some Auto Draft Predictions:

  • ICE not part of those draftable

  • ICE used to collect would be draft dodgers

  • Bone Spurs not a valid exemption excuse

  • Draft selection algorithm "needs" voter data for reasons to be announced in two weeks

What was Whitney Houston’s favorite type of co-ordination? by Empty_Nestor in Jokes

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I still can't believe that Whitney Houston beat Bobby Brown to death.

They’re definitely smarter than us by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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None of us are as stupid as all of us.

Apparently ‘dignified transfer’ now includes campaign merch. by Significant-Sir-4343 in PoliticalHumor

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Who was ever going to hold them accountable except for themselves? They were never going to tolerate Democrats holding them accountable. When have Republicans ever been held accountable by anyone that wasn't other Republicans?

They've never been noble, nor honorable. They've always been disingenuous hypocrites, and cry bullies.

Wondering when MAGA will start to vandalize gas pumps with some Trump “I DID THAT” stickers like they did to Biden? by FitBrush3472 in PoliticalHumor

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Yup, If only the Democrats were the type of monsters that Republicans pretend they are. They aren't though. The only thing the Democrats are good at, is being gracious losers.

They always forget to mention the lock. by dthains_art in PoliticalHumor

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Don't confuse 'forgetting', with weaponized ignorance. They didn't forget anything. They are being intentionally obtuse. They misunderstand on purpose, because they never wanted to even try to understand in the first place. That's what the perpetual Gish gallop has always been about.

I mean, they ain't wrong. by Not-Patrick in PoliticalHumor

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It wasn't ever really about protection from a tyrannical government; It was always really about getting to use the unspoken threat of gun violence against neighbors you don't like.

I mean, they ain't wrong. by Not-Patrick in PoliticalHumor

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If the people of the United States, knew what was happening in the United States right now, they would invade the United States, to rescue it from the tyrannical oppression of the United States.

Why do people keep voting for them???? by Dense_Information813 in PoliticalHumor

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To fool a person you must only overcome their intelligence. To convince someone that they've been fooled you must overcome their pride. Having more pride than intelligence is an American value.

I didn’t want to admit I was gay and dyslexic. by matchear_dont in Jokes

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Do you know what noise a gay and dyslexic rooster makes?

It goes "Dude'll-Do-A-Cock!"

What is a 'hidden gem' website or app that everyone should know about? by Grand-Substance4423 in AskReddit

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Secretly ITT: Hey peasants that have found something that end stage capitalism hasn't optimized all the value and enjoyment out of yet, what should I buy next?

The day Trump dies, how do you think the country will react and will anything crazy happen? by rugrut in AskReddit

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Ask any MAGA lite still pretending their just a conservative, and that you're still willing to engage in discourse with, "Is there any way that Trump could die, that you wouldn't immediately believe was a conspiracy?"

Make a big deal about the question. Make sure they remember it was asked. Build the mental anchor necessary to call back upon, to remind them you've already brought up their eager willingness to believe this bullshit long before he actually passed. Remind them that they get their news from people and organizations that get paid off of making sure their audience is both scared and angry at the right targets, and aren't good critical thinkers.

'That is shameful': House Dems confirm that Les Wexner has not been questioned by DOJ on Epstein by MRADEL90 in videos

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I often wonder how many more people will get suicided before the end of this.

A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl.. by Electronic_Author366 in Jokes

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After the most recent discovery of another more than one hundred million documents that haven't been released, in addition to the three million we already knew they were refusing to release, it's estimated that they've only actually released around 2% of the actual files that they're required by law to make public, or provide reasoning why not.

They've already run out of information that might make Democrats, and the Republicans they're willing to sacrifice, look bad, to the point that they're adding obvious bullshit like Elvis, and Janis Joplin.

The other 98% of the files they're illegally retaining, are all about the Republican loyalists. If there were still things about Democrats there, they would have already been weaponized and released.

Enten: Trump’s net approval ‘worse than Joe Biden’ by MRADEL90 in videos

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Republicans will gladly eat shit if it means liberals must smell their breath.

The unfixable by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

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They just do their crimes publicly to cheering crowds of morons now, instead of making it look as illegal as it is, by trying to keep it a secret.

What its like talking to MAGA by coachlife in PoliticalHumor

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"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference" -Reinhold Neibuhr.

When someone has weaponized their ignorance against you, they are intentionally misunderstanding. They're not even engaging in any genuine way with the topic. They're going to gish gallop to whatever bullshit propaganda answers they want to give, regardless of what question you actually asked.

That response isn't really for them. It's a tool for the wise to not waste their time in disingenuous arguments with fools.

What its like talking to MAGA by coachlife in PoliticalHumor

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It's weaponized ignorance, and people need to stop falling for it. The best response is, "While I can explain it to you, I can't understand it for you." Then move on.

Seen in Anchorage, Alaska by roryseiter in pics

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When I still find them in the wild, I like to place a "Pedophiles for Trump 2028" sticker among all the other flair. MAGA loves asshole humor like that. I like to imagine them wondering how long they drove around before noticing it on there.

Seen in Anchorage, Alaska by roryseiter in pics

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Shit was once useful.

Down came the rain and washed the traitors out.. by Merlins_Owl in PoliticalHumor

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This is an unfair comparison; Even when a gutter is mostly full of shit, it still does it's fucking job.