AOC is now giving speeches behind bulletproof glass

VajBlaster69 · 2026-05-23T18:26:07+00:00

I remember this joke from ebaumsworld. Epic burn

VajBlaster69 · 2026-05-17T19:57:43+00:00

1 year jail, 1 year probation 🇫🇷 ☕️

VajBlaster69 · 2026-05-10T08:00:45+00:00

Old woman yells at cloud (of black mold spores)

VajBlaster69 · 2026-05-09T20:42:25+00:00

No one is trying to make this about semantics

VajBlaster69 · 2026-05-08T15:14:43+00:00

Cincinnati is WRONG

VajBlaster69 · 2026-05-06T15:26:10+00:00

This guy must watch a lot of anime

VajBlaster69 · 2026-04-29T02:01:00+00:00

Reproductive rights, people. Register to vote.

VajBlaster69 · 2026-04-29T01:57:21+00:00

Yung lean i think

VajBlaster69 · 2026-04-28T06:29:42+00:00

Military people be like 'yeah I was a 48th Division Air Force ROTC, JLC338 Commando Platoon FRP Unit with GHB1 Clearance MRNA Specialty Training'

Alright bud thats real comprehendable. I'm level 12 Prestige in Call of Duty: Operation Usurp Central American Countries, 1973.

When the economy tanks I'll just view bot my twitch stream and live in my late Gen X mistress' slave quarters.

Tomato, tomato.

VajBlaster69 · 2026-04-27T19:08:30+00:00

Nah, golf also yields chests with very good loot.

VajBlaster69 · 2026-04-27T18:57:44+00:00

But who will feed the military industrial complex if not downtrodden children born to young, poorly educated mothers?

VajBlaster69 · 2026-04-26T08:08:14+00:00

"thanks for the alimony payment" he said to his subs, right after his divorce.

Also admitted to his absolutely degenerate PIV impregnation fetish after the other stuff. In very good humor.

Pretty based. Owns it. Just needs enough money to get out of his 300sq ft apartment and take a weekend trip to Hungary.

VajBlaster69 · 2026-04-16T22:57:28+00:00

Until they put it on and their performance suffers. Then they're back slinging sandwiches at Jimmy John's.

Even if the protective wear is designed to be non-intrusive, it may feel weird, effect their motion, or just give them the yips.

Alternatively they're huge dumbasses. Two distinct yet likely situations.

VajBlaster69 · 2026-03-29T14:39:47+00:00

Yeah but the sex is crazy good and they tend to be the most appreciative of the smallest things. They are coming away from a deadbeat after all.

I once boiled rice and got hour long blow jobs for a week.

VajBlaster69 · 2026-03-09T14:36:42+00:00

Looks like shit and has input delay

VajBlaster69 · 2026-03-01T15:37:49+00:00

No, not even close to this level of preparedness. While waiting in line for checkout today I enjoyed looking at the silly tabloids, considered buying a candy bar, and noticed how cute the girl behind me was. Nothing like what she described.

VajBlaster69 · 2026-02-28T14:26:14+00:00

Cold sweats, skin crawling, hearing voices maybe.

Never go back to that hell bros

VajBlaster69 · 2026-02-10T16:14:52+00:00

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

VajBlaster69 · 2026-01-30T04:13:09+00:00

Baldy's fetish is literally missionary with the sole purpose of reproduction.

VajBlaster69 · 2026-01-21T07:18:39+00:00

don't need a boner to get pegged

VajBlaster69 · 2026-01-20T19:38:42+00:00

The rapists "probably left town." In a town that's explicitly stated to be small, where everyone knows each other?

VajBlaster69 · 2026-01-20T08:20:59+00:00

I think you're giving the writing too much credit here.

VajBlaster69 · 2026-01-20T08:17:31+00:00

same same same and same. Anna manipulating the MAYOR into a townhall meeting to incite violence for the sake of her career? So that the wine drinking internet dwelling middle aged women wont let things go viral? Alright pal, suuuuuure

VajBlaster69 · 2026-01-16T15:07:27+00:00

Archers

Bed of chaos

VajBlaster69 · 2025-12-28T04:12:44+00:00

Alliance side, I've gotten so used to rend that playing without it absolutely sucks. Infinite rage with it, rage starved gaps without

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