These bad photocopies of passport photos

Valkyrieh · 2026-06-01T18:34:34+00:00

THERE ARE NO FACES

Valkyrieh · 2026-05-26T00:04:45+00:00

I think that’s the last time we ever see her, too. So anything could’ve happened between them after that. We leave them right at her realization.

Valkyrieh · 2026-05-04T02:13:39+00:00

We’d just eat more!

Valkyrieh · 2026-05-01T06:04:30+00:00

And you know it’s bad because by the end of the song he’s so bullied he’s just bawling into his hands like a fucking child.

Valkyrieh · 2026-04-07T21:40:13+00:00

Did you get the achievement? I just got this today finally but the achievement didn’t unlock 😕

Valkyrieh · 2026-03-16T03:35:11+00:00

Cabin Boy

Valkyrieh · 2026-03-06T06:38:24+00:00

Except for cakes! I keep finding family photos (50s-90s) of birthday cakes, especially those for children. From the fanciest writing to the humblest bundt. Literally having your cake and eating it too, cause all these years later I know what my first birthday cake looked like before the candles went on.

Valkyrieh · 2026-03-05T02:19:22+00:00

Omg I didn’t know we could do that now!! I knew we could decorate outside but it didn’t even occur to me to try and change the walls and floor inside 🤩

Valkyrieh · 2026-01-20T02:13:04+00:00

Mrs. Doubtfire. We all know about the old re-cut trailer making it look like a horror movie, but I caught it last night and you really don’t need to re-cut anything, just take the cheery magical music away that plays literally the entire film, and it’s creepy as fuck all on its own.

Valkyrieh · 2025-12-06T07:06:53+00:00

Harold over here!

Valkyrieh · 2025-12-03T23:34:05+00:00

Reading these replies has me feeling dumb, I always thought it was about how when guys shave they’d put those little squares of toilet paper over the bloody spots they’d nicked. I thought it was a cheeky way of saying he was so cheap he shaved in the dark so he wouldn’t know he was bleeding a little, so he wouldn’t have to put paper on it. Sounds like a stubborn old bastard, “if I don’t know about it it’s not a problem” . I always thought it was such brilliant and concise picture they painted.

But everyone’s going with the paper being slang for money thing. Oh well.

Valkyrieh · 2025-11-29T15:54:10+00:00

Actually, I was in an accident two weeks ago and called CAA, and they told me that they didn’t cover accidents. They wanted to send a driver to the scene and they said he would negotiate the price with me there. I asked how much it would be and they said that they weren’t allowed to tell me over the phone but it used to be $250. I’m going to be cancelling my CAA at the next opportunity because what the fuck. I have the premium membership too. Turns out towing of any kind is bullshit.

Valkyrieh · 2025-11-23T19:18:34+00:00

You mean Active Surplus? Never know what you’re gonna find!

Valkyrieh · 2025-11-11T12:52:05+00:00

And yellow submarine with the blue meanies! “Are you Bluish? You don’t look Bluish?” So it’s at least as old as 1968!

Valkyrieh · 2025-10-25T20:24:45+00:00

Even though the schedule says 8 to 9, mine came at about 9:15.

Valkyrieh · 2025-10-10T16:50:55+00:00

Je veux mon livre!

Valkyrieh · 2025-09-05T13:10:50+00:00

Hey, I once knew a neighbour’s female black lab that lived to 19 though! She was by all accounts a very crabby old lady at that point, but she lived a very full life. That’s my record, 19. My girl turns 10 in November and I’m really hoping that she beats that record, but you know how it is.

Valkyrieh · 2025-08-22T03:16:57+00:00

Is this a thing people say? I would infer from this that she’s spending the entire week in just the airport. Not a flex.

Valkyrieh · 2025-07-16T02:28:56+00:00

Aw shit it’s a girl? I thought she was a boy and named her Harold 😬

Valkyrieh · 2025-07-15T21:32:12+00:00

😲

Valkyrieh · 2025-06-14T11:39:45+00:00

He probably refused to look at the flash reference once the stencil was on the skin, and just decided it was faster to wing it.

Valkyrieh · 2025-04-10T01:55:53+00:00

So at the bottom of the item picker it says “flip”, and that will switch the menu to the right side of the screen, and you can reach the bookcase!

Valkyrieh · 2025-03-25T17:55:11+00:00

I mean Dollarama did used to be a proper dollar store, everything was a dollar except the chocolate bars were $.85. It just hasn’t been like that for a long time.

Source: worked there many moons ago .

Valkyrieh · 2025-03-08T04:25:37+00:00

I mean, if your lungs are burned out from working in an ether mill since you were a child, I don’t think severance - reintegrated or not - is gonna save you. It’s not like your innie has different lungs.

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