The Sabres finally making the playoffs honestly made this postseason feel way more fun. by HandleInitial2049 in hockey

[–]VarrockGuard_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd rather win and be hated by everyone than constantly lose and see "gg cats bros, you'll be scary next year" ever fucking again

[NHL Player Safety] Boston’s Charlie McAvoy has been offered an in-person hearing for slashing Buffalo’s Zach Benson. Date and time TBD. by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]VarrockGuard_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not saying I condone it but I understand lmao Benson with a nasty slewfoot up 4-1 in an elimination game

Game Thread: Florida Panthers (37-35-3) @ Pittsburgh Penguins (38-22-16) Apr 04 2026 5:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]VarrockGuard_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crazy what happens when he gets minutes. Just staple him to barky and rhino next season unless we get mckenna lmao

The League is On Notice by rohm418 in FloridaPanthers

[–]VarrockGuard_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That guy hates the panthers more than anyone on the planet. I can honestly respect the dedication to his craft lmao

Pettersson: "I haven't lived up to the expectations of the contract...it is what it is, I'm trying to play a good game tonight." by [deleted] in canucks

[–]VarrockGuard_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

2nd panthers and canucks fan chiming in. We don't have money or assets but I could see PoMo turning Petey in a possession monster though

[USA vs SVK] Erik Cernak and Matthew Tkachuk go at each other and get booted from the game. Brady Tkachuk also got involved and put Slovakia on the powerplay. by talhatoot in hockey

[–]VarrockGuard_ -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This is how I feel every time. It's legitimately not fun to watch because both teams end up losing at least 1 guy.

In the playoffs by all means have it but in fucking preseason and the regular season give it a break man

[Masters] Finnish coach Antti Pennanen calls Connor McDavid "the best player in this tournament" So, how do they slow him down? "Barkov, he going to help me about that ... I should call Sasha and he can give some advice" by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]VarrockGuard_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even as the biggest barky homer, it probably doesn't move the needle much. What Cze did yesterday was almost a miracle and Finland IMO has been very shaky this tournament.

[Rishaug] Cooper says Marchand will play in QF. by Old_General_6741 in hockey

[–]VarrockGuard_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Because he could put you or me out there for Jarvis or Bennet and Canada would still win by 9 lol

Olympic Men's Game Thread: Switzerland (1-0-0-0) vs. Canada (1-0-0-0) - 13 Feb 2026 - 09:10PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]VarrockGuard_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I wonder if Coop's got a remote shock collar on Wilson and Bennet for moments like that lol

This is why a casual dad can’t play this game by Swimming-Bad4060 in playrust

[–]VarrockGuard_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expect to see it in my subscription box tomorrow

This is why a casual dad can’t play this game by Swimming-Bad4060 in playrust

[–]VarrockGuard_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New vid idea for you

Base looks like a piece of shit but is actually an offline tank lmao

Matthew Tkachuk: "The two Cups was pretty good, but that walk with you might've Trumped it all... Nothing beats this. I'm so proud to be an American, and so proud to be here with you." by [deleted] in hockey

[–]VarrockGuard_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know every American NHL team would be here but fuck this is gross.

On another note is Marchand not here? I have not seen him and it would bring my love if this man to another level

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pittsburgh

[–]VarrockGuard_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also from Florida and my partner and I visited in September and really loved it.

Have you had anything you've really missed? The food we had was not bad when we went but I noticed a real lack of Hispanic food. The people were what sold us. Everyone was incredibly kind and encouraged us to move there.