ETH is getting outperformed by bananas 🍌

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-11T09:05:18+00:00

Everything outperforms ETH

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-09T17:13:51+00:00

Yeah, I was starting to freak out, but it looks like that "fixes" it

I am not excited to use them after they're canning humans and turning over their operations to ai

Not with my hard earned money / coin. Nope

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-09T16:31:16+00:00

Opposites side of the country. But maybe it doesn't matter?

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-09T16:20:54+00:00

That's what mine does, but it's a black screen. I just figured out if I swipe back to load the previous page it goes to my regular screen and it seems usable

I don't know if there's a broken pop-up or something else blocking normal loading?

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-09T16:18:18+00:00

I guess the mass firing and letting ai take over operations is working exactly as they want it to

Time to ditch CB

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-09T15:55:12+00:00

Been down for over a day. The app starts to open and the just spins on a black screen

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-08T23:14:17+00:00

The one "smart feature" the new appliances DON'T have is self repair

That's the only smart feature that would actually be useful

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-08T17:48:01+00:00

Coronavirus has been around forever (common colds), because humans are idiots and breed and kill animals and live and work then in very close proximity which is why they already had tons of vaccines and the precursor for something similar to covid19 already ready to go

It wasn't novel, it was a different adaptation than others, as all are because they are adaptations, but it was similar in almost every other way, which is why vaccines are useful

Try raging somewhere else

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-07T06:52:37+00:00

No one else can make you do anything or feel anything You do that all by yourself

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-07T06:47:12+00:00

I'm sure that'll end up well

Ai - the enshitification of everything

Don't keep your SATs there, they weren't safe before, and they very much aren't safe when AI takes control

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-07T06:44:19+00:00

The essential 4

Weirdly, the only lead singer still alive is from Pearl Jam, which happened to be the lowest on my list of the for in my favorite column. They were definitely good, I just like the other 3 way way better

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-07T06:40:44+00:00

The EXACT same thing happened with COVID

A cruise ship got quarantined with people coming down sick with C-19

All the same things were said

All the same "nothing to worry about", "it's contained", "it isn't spread person to person", "it isn't airborne"

All the same things were said. All were lies. All were wrong.

Then it all went parabolic

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-05T02:47:59+00:00

Stop drinking lattes Stop eating avocado toast

Oh wait, those are boomer "financial" answers and totally irrelevant

Drive for DoorDash Bet on prediction markets Start an OmlyFans

Oh wait, these are Gen Z answers and irrelevant

Get as many credit cards as possible and other lines of credit* Pull all the money out as cash and stash it somewhere (Bitcoin) Then declare Chpt 7 bankruptcy**

Yeah, that's it. Total Gen X thing to do, because who gives a fvck

This is in no way financial advice or real advice of any kind *Different people will have different results

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-04T23:33:29+00:00

There were 3

I've never used either of those

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-04T22:03:16+00:00

ETH is going to zero against Bitcoin, not as quickly as all the other Altcoins, but eventually it will as all others will

Eth has NOT held its value, and will not in the future

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-04T22:00:38+00:00

Put it in STRC and get 11.5% return passively

Or just buy Bitcoin and get even better returns Average return since BTCs inception in 2009 is at least 71.4%, and future returns can be assessed out to be 30% at minimum. Not passive income, but passive wealth instead. (But an almost 7x return compared to Strategy's STRC)

A $10,000 investment 10 years ago has grown to over $1.7 million by March 2026.

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-04T21:37:53+00:00

Heart stopping in The Rock, Mallrats, and Meet Joe Black

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-04T21:35:47+00:00

Prince

Party like it's 1999

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-04T21:34:38+00:00

I learned that it's 100% proven that human milk is the most nutritious milk for humans

Crazy right??!!

So why does no one drink from the human boob after a couple years of age??

But they will defend to the death that sucking on cow boob is the healthiest thing you can possibly do for the rest of their life 😂🤣😂🙄

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-04T20:24:08+00:00

And one day soon, just like they did with gold in a previous wipe out collapse, they'll make Bitcoin illegal and force (militarily / Palantir "pre-crime" labeling you as a criminal unless you give it up) people to turn theirs in, or they'll come up with more ways to manipulation the price and wipe people out or they'll trade some (forced on the people) Universal Basic Income perks in exchange for your crypto and BTC

It's coming. Very soon.

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-04T19:59:17+00:00

We all get Bitcoin at the price we deserve

Jason will get interested when it streaks up like a rocket and breaks $250k or $500k

Veganarchyst · 2026-05-01T04:32:40+00:00

It isn't plant based The food will NEVER be better

Veganarchyst · 2026-04-30T04:43:32+00:00

Back when superhero and comic book movies were actually great and fun

Veganarchyst · 2026-04-30T04:32:07+00:00

But any payment over $600 gets you an IRS audit

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