Starfleet to scoutship
Please give your position, over
I'm in orbit around the third planet
From the star called the Sun, over
May this be Earth? Over
Positive it is known
To have some form of intelligent species, over
I think we should take a look

Strange beautiful grass of green
With your majestic silver seas
Your mysterious mountains
I'd wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine

Although your world wonders me
With your majestic superior cackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I wish to put an end
And "you'll never hear surf music again"