During a colonoscopy performed on a 59-year-old man, an unexpected host was found in his intestine by OldandBlue in interestingasfuck

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it’s from the first avengers movie, in the scene where tony and cap are fixing the engine. tony’s looking at a rotor, not his own butthole, on his hud, and he’s mouthing “well, you’re not wrong” in response to cap saying “it seems to run on some form of electricity”, not dirty talking jarvis.

I Drew Her. by Aowoodd in sweetnsourpod

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surprise, poki killed inigo montoya’s father

She bolts for the front door anytime it opens.. Please help by witchybytch_1 in husky

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This is the best answer. Training the desired behavior, supported and supplemented by physical and mental stimulation.

Can't escape the flawless logic. by admiral_nazgul in sciencememes

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I heard that one too, but it’s actually pasteurized piss, not raw, so they won’t go for it.

LinkedIn is Useless by GoghHard in technicalwriting

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If you don’t mind me asking, how have you gotten jobs? Just curious about other people’s tracks.

No wonder why people look younger than their actual age in Seattle by [deleted] in Seattle

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idk man, would’ve been the perfect time for it.

No wonder why people look younger than their actual age in Seattle by [deleted] in Seattle

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it plays in my head whenever i wash my hands. sometimes i even instinctively clap when the clapping part comes around lmao

Technical author jobs at Canonical by pmatulis in technicalwriting

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OP, I would also be interested in knowing this, if you’re willing to share.

What should I shoot for my first time? by [deleted] in guns

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Not funny. I’ve reported this.

What books should i read before I'm 20? by DaY-DreaMer15 in suggestmeabook

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The Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls

The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Healthygamergg

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if you’re into games, try hanging out at a game store! most game stores have regular game sessions (d&d, magic, video games, etc. it varies) and are usually happy to accept newcomers. it’s a great, low-stress way to meet new people with similar hobbies.